"So, what do you want to know?" I asked Catalina, who was busy slurping down so noodles we had bought inside the Human Town.
"Ebriting!" I raised an eyebrow, and Catalina swallowed her food. "Everything!"
"Well, why not?" Slurping down so noodles and so delicious broth, I recalled the various items I could list off from the top of my head, before slapping myself in the forehead. "Right, I forgot that existed."
Catalina tilted her head, and I dove into the Dungeon Market. Buying a book that had brief descriptions of the technology on Earth, I smirked as the book materialized in my hands. Giving the book to Catalina, who had her lips pursed as she glared at the book, I spoke.
"Here, this book contains most of the technology humans have made during their ti. Including the military grade versions." Catalina pouted as she accepted the book. "What? I can't tell you everything? I was just a civilian when I died."
"Killjoy." Catalina pocketed the book inside her satchel, which was enchanted with space-expanding magic, as seen by the large book being put inside without any problems. "Thanks for the book, anyway."
"You're welco, Lina." Snarking out a comnt, I was rewarded with a playful punch on the shoulder as Catalina continued slurping down so noodles.
An idea forming in my mind, I smirked, garnering the attention of both Drake and Catalina.
"I know that look." Drake raised an eyebrow as he drank so of the broth by lifting the bowl to his mouth. "What's the grand idea that's popped up in your head now?"
"Simple, watch so news." Drake and Catalina looked at , confused. Buying a TV that was connected with the satellite on Earth, Drake realized my intentions as a grin ford on his face.
"Oh, you bastard. I'm loving your idea." Drake laughed while Catalina still had question marks floating above her head.
"What? What are you two talking about?" I shrugged and grabbed the remote before turning the TV on.
"Watching the reactions of the inhabitants." The screen instantly showed a news station that was busy discussing my appearance, with a photogenic lady being the news anchor for the station.
"This just in: President Mason Down has issued a…" The lady continued blabbering the decision of the president in a very urgent manner, her tone of speech indicating how serious the scenario was.
"So, the country is in DEFCON 4. At least the president is taking asures for his country. Who knows what would happen if another Dungeon Master decided to say 'fuck all' and invade a few cities?"
Both Drake and Catalina scowled at the fact. The two of them were averse to needless violence, and since they knew that we were here to strengthen our Dungeons instead of inciting war and panic, attacking the natives was sothing both of them didn't want to do.
If the natives attack first, however, then the gloves are off.
"Ah right, forgot that the funniest reactions are from the forums or live videos on another dia platform." Clicking on the remote, I accessed the MyTube website and saw at least a few mytubers reacting live to the news. "Ohoho… This will be fun."
After clicking on a famous mytuber, who also happens to be a Vtuber, the three of us were bombarded with a loud screech.
"EEEELLLLVVEEESSSS!!! YES! THEY ARE REAL!" The female Vtuber yelled loudly into the mic, causing our eardrums to burst slightly.
"Holy hell! That's a pair of lungs the girl has on her." Catalina flattened the ears on top of her head as she tried to block the noise.
Both Drake and I covered our ears with our hands, not expecting the sudden earrape to occur.
"Change channel?"
"Change channel." I nodded at Drake's proposal and looked for another mytuber, still a Vtuber, to watch.
This ti, the Vtuber was still female, but quieter and, overall, less ear-rapey.
"I saw cat ears! Real cat ears! Do you think if you begged managent hard enough, they'd allow you to travel abroad and et-Oh hell no, chat!" The Vtuber's model did an X with her arms as her eyes turned into '>
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