"You can say so, I think?" I replied to both of them leisurely which led the empress to looked at in a curious expression. Thus, Duran reacted,
"Shit gonna be happening."
Well... This is bad. I decided to walk away, pretending as nothing happened. But... She stood in front of as she said,
"Hold up, young lady. I haven't asked anything about you yet."
"I am not soone who you can be kept asking like that like a certain platform that allows everyone to do the `Ask anything` session. Besides, we are racing with the ti now!" I replied to her in an annoyed tone as she cuddled on as if that she was a teen. Then, she requested again.
"Just open the ask anything session. Can you?" And she smirked at with that statent being told.
Bleh! No!
Us, the software developers are the one who loves to work behind the screen. If we reveal our own true identity like this. Then It's gonna be like we are resigning from our job and let our butt gets spanked crazily by a boss!
"Please!!!" She has shown her puppy eyes. To be honest, how co this middle-aged woman can have this kind of expression. It led to ask Duran,
"Is your mother always be like this?" And he nodded shyly as he has "She's not my mom. Don't mind ." written on his forehead in a thick color bold. Thus, I yelled at him.
"Handle your fucking mom, you dumb emperor!!"
"If I can do that. Then I will... But... I think that is pretty good, to be honest. I an... Nobody affected by my father's death as he hoped upon. And my mom who possessively loved her husband is not even affected by that. Hmm..."
However, this damned MILF* had stuffed her own face on my... er... Well... That was not my body. But yeah... My breast!
She kept snuggling on as she repeated,
"Open it Open it!!"
I legit thought that she was really wanted my data. But... Why?
Why she seed to want to know more than it? I started to suspect her as I asked,
"What is your motive by asking my information?"
With that question being asked by , she left my place straight away as she steps back for three steps. And Duran looked at in a serious expression as he reacted in an awed look,
"She's a mad lad. There is nobody who ever asked mother like that before."
Well... I know that he will think that I'm a mad lad. However, it was after all. I hate when soone forced to do sothing that I don't want to do. So please, don't force to do...
"If you didn't help . Then forget about finding a psychologist and good luck to figure out how to defeat them psychologically by yourself."
When she stated so, she left and then... Duran tried to stop her as he said,
"Hold up, mother."
She stopped from previously being walked towards the door of the palace, but without looking at us at all.
And she said,
"That girl lacked the trust from . So, I have no reason to help her at all. Rather, I have a good reason to ask my informant to launch the attack..."
"Kuso Amakusa, thirty years old, software developer and a Technoknight."
I can't afford any damages anymore. The early injure on my hand wasn't even healed yet. If I have to face her and then facing that wretched goddess. Then it will be pretty much of a suicide mission...
#Kuso, don't worry about . my past capability was as good as my older twin's.
I know, but the problem is that her intense pressure is on a whole new level. Let alone Duran who is an expert in fighting. I can't even breathe at all if I didn't excel myself in the wild west fight.
To be honest, my military knowledge and my martial arts trained back then were my sole advantage against her. Yet, as a psychology graduate myself. It was almost impossible to defeat her by using that thod. So... I decide to talk with her instead.
#But you have to know, Kuso. Cleopatra is a shrewd woman. You can't...
Sorry, Albedo. I have no choice but to do this now.
I was about to continue my introduction. But, she asked instead by saying,
"Oh? Software developer? Is it like a certain craftsman who created the magic?"
Well... I don't know what was the magic she had told about. But if it was a magic that as exactly as what I thought which was like boom! kacha!! bam!! fwuutt! and fire, ice, or whatever you na it cos. Then it's not.
But if it's about...
"Ahem!" She cleared her throat as a sign of impatience. I'm looking at Duran when she did that. But, he did whistling aside instead by pretending that he didn't hear what his mother had said, fuck you, stupid king! I'm gonna spank you later after I'm done with this shit!
Then, I remained confused as I didn't know what I can explain with it. So, I decided to talk to her as I questioned,
"Can you explain to by the an of the craftsman?"
She replied to as she looked at ,
"We are conducting research to develop soone into a Technoknight."
#DONT FOLLOW HER INSTRUCTION!
I know. I will find the workaround for that.
In the current era, both Reili and Albedo were trying to trace my current location to make be able to get retrieved. But, they had a hard ti doing it. And they were under cultivation stance now which both of them were sitting in cultivation mode in a row horizontally.
anwhile, in my position, I was continued to talk with this shrewd woman as she continued,
"Of course, with your otherworldly knowledge, I believe that you can do it. How about helping with that first? And then, I will help you to defeat Anna."
To be honest, I'm a dude who asks for the money first, service later. And it was applied in my freelance job as well which led to remark,
"Nope. Give your service first before I'm giving you."
Duran looked at with a serious glance. He didn't know that I'm pretty good at bargaining. To be fair, It was because of my mom who cared the cheapest price as crazy as she can. And I rember that she even tried to bargain with my school before which was absurd but funny.
Still... I won't mind helping her directly. But, she was not even trusting at all. This damn shrewd MILF!
But wait! I forgot that I have to introduce myself. So maybe this will works. Although that I hated this idea.
I decided to allow her to ask anything, just like how those public figures who doing that in Re***t.
With that decision being made by , I decided to say,
"I will give you an extra offer. Ask anything you love. But... I want you to help in the psychology war first. Or else..."
"Deal!"
Wait, what? That looks too good to be true!
I felt like there is a shady deal between this. I wonder what... But.. I decide not to talk with anything first and see what she wanted to talk about. But, she smiled as she said,
"I want you to have sex with my son."
Bruh! I'm a dude! How co that she will co with that idea.
But hold on! I'm under a girl's body now. On another side, I can do it actually...
#PLEASE ONLY YOUR DAMNED SAUSAGE INTO MY STUFF!
Errgh! She had echoed her voice straight away.
Well... To be honest, I hate LGBT**. So, It's an obvious answer for the next which led to say,
"No."
Both mother and son were stunned. It led the mom to ask ,
"Why?"
And I just simply reply to her.
"Well.. I can offer you anything, but not my body. It's too expensive for him to be used."
Err... Well... I felt like that I'm a hooker when I'm saying that.
Sorry Albedo...
Sorry Albedo...
#You gotta pay it later, you fucking imbecile mortal!
Really Albedo, I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...
#Nah.
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