Having just entered past the huge vault entrance and into the dungeon, we've now arrived in a... bedroom?
There's a single bed inside the place, a few wardrobes, nightstands and basically anything you could imagine in a fantasy setting for a bedroom. I'm failing to see the point of this dungeon other than it be for sothing perverted but the Goddess of wisdom wouldn't care for anything like that, right? Nah, this definitely isn't sothing dirty but why a bedroom of all places? This dungeon better not suck...
Like the first room, this one is really similar to the first except the bedroom is more in proportion being a little smaller and the bed is now a double.
While everyone is searching around for another crap way to escape, all I want to do is sit down and have a bite to eat now. I'm bored, alright? There's a reason why Petra calls chubby on occasion, eating when there's nothing else to do is great... For the record, this is sothing I only picked up as a phoenix. I would've been morbidly obese back on Earth if I lived this lifestyle, phoenix tabolism people...
Anyways, I go to sit down on the bed and instantly get called out by my lovely lovebird before getting any food out.
"Heh, going for a nap while we do all the work Ikarus?"
"Well... Carrying you took a load of strength out of , definitely need a sleep after doing all that heavy lifting"
It imdiately cos to that what I just said could be interrupted another way and Petra picks up on it as well...
"Heh, are you calling fat Ikarus?"
"No no, nothing like that! Chubby and cute are like the sa thing and you're only cute, not chubby or fat at all! Erm... beautiful, amazing, epic, those words work perfectly and fat or chubby don't in the slightest!"
"Heh... You're so easy at tis Ikarus"
That gets quite a further few awkward faces and frankly, I can't bla the rest of the party. I ca very close to calling Petra fat and she had to ss around about it. As if she would think I'd ever call her fat! I should've just doubled down and ignored that tease but I refuse to be nasty to her so the solution is just bullying Ikarus with teasing.
Anyways, I lie flat on the bed giving Petra a slight wink cause why the hell not? She returns a wink while still searching for any clues, I'll give them a hand in a second after I've scoffed down sothing.
Just as I'm about to get any piece of random food from storage, the doorway to the next room opens with no explanation.
'Huh, what? Why has it done that?'
All of a sudden, the party seem to think I'm responsible for opening the door. Wait, is that what Athena ant by realizing limits? Taking a rest was the solution?
"How did you know lying on the bed it would do that Ikarus-sama!?"
(Nathan) "Yeah Ikarus, how did you figure it out?"
"What secret are you now hiding orangey? Was that fat thing so sort of ruse for sis or sothing?"
"Uh huh, I'm a little confused as well Ikarus"
All four of the friends, non-lovers ask that so how am I supposed to answer? Make so shit up about figuring out it as soon as I entered? Act like an evil genius?
Before I have the chance to figure sothing out, Petra being the devil decides no Ikarus! You aren't allowed to have fun!
"Heh, she had no clue there, that was pure luck. Your face always gives you away Ikarus"
"Hey! Don't you be ratting out Petra! Sotis my genius cannot be comprehended by you re mortals so I shall forbid the explanation"
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'Shut it you! Say to my face and see what happens!'
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'Sighhh, just forget it'
It's been way too long since Aesa chirped in with sothing like that, it was a hell of lot friendlier than the old 'Ikarus is stupid conversations' we used to have though, almost sounded like she was saying it jokingly.
Anyways, moving onto the next room and ignoring everyone, another bedroom presents us...
'Heh, so this is what an unfinished dungeon feels like? No complaints if this gets done really quickly then'
I was also expecting so boring lecturing from the Goddess about how we should've went about things but by now, it seems like these heavily beings have as much of an idea about their own dungeons as us. So many interesting, annoying and unique dungeons completed and today, we co across one under construction. Athena should've hired so people wearing high vis vests around the place to not work as well. Get the union involved as well.
Like the previous two rooms, the next room is very similar except the colour sche seems to be more focused around red, yellow and orange. The others were mostly just wooden furniture with shades of depressing grey around but this definitely seems more upbeat.
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Anyways, while I'm pondering on what I could potentially give up in exchange for a new but unknown ability, Petra places a gold coin onto the alter and the coin quickly changes into one of the Underworld tokens we need. Two down, one more to go now.
"Well... I know what shit I'm happy to replace, let's give this thing a try"
Mr obnoxious decides to place his hand on the alter and absolutely nothing happens except Athena responding to his call.
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