---Should be back to regular scheduling this week but don't hold to it, head is better but still not great.
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"Sorry about last night Ikarus and Petra, I had no idea Zeki would do sothing like this. I've already inflicted punishnt on him for you"
"Punishnt? What have you done to him Ariza?"
"Heh, Ariza only gets involved when she feels she has to Ikarus, this is going to be pretty bad"
Having spent the night together and returning to our party's camp the following morning, Ariza imdiately greets us with a slight guilty look to her. She obviously feels bad for what Zeki did and is for so reason taking the bla upon herself. There's not really much bla to take though.
Considering just how great last night was, I've already lost interest about the 'poisoning' that Zeki did to us for payback. I was going to get my own back giving him a little power kick but like I said, lost complete interest now. Love potions are an excellent thing to use in the bedroom, or in this case under the night sky.
"I'm not proud of it, but I shared words with Mr Loki and he thought this was the best course of punishnt. I'm not too sure but Zeki seems to know he's done wrong..."
'Oh God, can already tell what Zeki's punishnt is now'
"...Zeki! Will you stop hiding behind that tree already?"
"Fuck's sake... you and that God are pure evil brother"
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"Heh"
"Hahahaha..."
The second I lay eyes on Zeki, the Arican but Amazonian queen, I really can't help but crack up and nearly collapse from laughter. He despises that body so much!
Zeki has obviously beco female again but what makes crack up is what Ariza has got him wearing. Or more specifically, the lack of clothing only involving a certain green bikini I've seen soone else wearing before...
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"Hahaha... *sighhh* Oh, you devilish Ariza, why did I fall in love with Petra when you were capable of such atrocities?"
"Heh, I'd normally call you out for that Ikarus but even I'm loving Ariza right now"
"I fucking hate you both... can I please have my clothes back brother?"
"No Zeki, you're staying like this till those two decide"
Ariza's letting us decide when Zeki gets sothing way less revealing? She really shouldn't grant us this power...
"Those potions last a month, right Ariza? Might as well make our money's worth then"
"Seriously orangey!? How fucking evil are you!?"
"You have no idea kid..."
His embarrassnt obviously turns to pure rage when he finds he may have to wear that outfit for a month, he could just refuse but I really couldn't see him defying Ariza like that.
I actually find it pretty funny how both Nathan and Charlotte really don't seem to care by the literal perversion around the camp, they're even used to this sort of thing by now or know Zeki deserves this. Maybe not for the poisoning but there must've been sothing nasty or evil deed he did that justifies so sort of karma.
"Erk... Look, I can deal with this body for a while but I seriously can't have a month in this, right!? You have no idea what the cow is going to do to ..."
'Is that... fear in Zeki's eyes? Okay, maybe we should be a little less playful with this, he clearly doesn't want a month of being Ria's plaything, she'll never leave the party if she witnesses Zeki like this'
"Heh, Ikarus was only toying with you Zeki, even she refused to wear a piece of enchanted armour when it was bikini shaped"
"Yeah kid, we'll probably get bored of you like this in a day or two. We're not counting bird form though so you better work showing off that body for us!"
He absolutely despises mocking him for all this but at the end of the day, this big ol'tsundere had this coming. Who doesn't love the twin planet version of Zeki anyways?
"Erk, if you weren't so overpowered orangey, you'd be getting it..."
"Yeah yeah kid, you're all talk to us lot and you know it"
He just goes to a corner of the camp and sulks knowing full well Ariza's going to be flying most of the day now. I really would have left it but if Ariza decides he deserves a punishnt, then Zeki deserves a punishnt. I always thought she was the kindest of us but hey, I guess even she has a nasty side. Maybe it should be obvious, she does have a sort of mind control ability after all, even if she refuses to use it.
"So then... how's the other couple this morning? Those two seem to have handled that dungeon well enough, but haven't actually asked you two yet"
That gets a scoff out of Zeki but everyone's ignoring the Amazonian woman now, I'm still not sure if Nathan is good after everything though. He now seems alright but you never know, that transformation did seem to shock him a little.
"We're fine and happy enough Ikarus-sama, Nat's a lot better as well"
"Yeah, it's not worth worrying about so we're all sorted Ikarus. Just give us the heads up and we'll be ready whenever"
To be fair, Charlotte is cuddled against Nathan so I'm probably worrying about nothing as they've sorted it themselves. As self-elected party leader, it's kinda my job to check the welfare of the party, even if it isn't needed and I'm unsure why I'm the leader. If Petra the protagonist spoke up a little more, she would be but she does sotis go quiet around other people. Obviously not though, I make her speak through annoyance and love...
"Oh, you two are already sorted then? We'll head off as soon as possible then... I've just realized I'm a huge idiot"
You know when you have a massive brainfart and realize that stupidity can never truly leave your brain? Just because I've developed so much ans jack shit when I have monts like this.
(Petra) "Why's that Ikarus?"
"I could've been flying you all using dragon form..."
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Okay, maybe this wasn't as much as a brainfart than I first realized. Sure, the carrying capacity is higher allowing everyone onboard but my main worry was about speed and how we could travel faster. Turns out, I'm just a fake dragon really, flying extrely fast is pointless as I'm the sa exact speed like this. If anything, I feel a little slower but I do have five little mortals on my back. Look at turning into my ol'lizard.
Anyways, we're now on course to the next dungeon which could still a few days away and this dragon needs a little bit of ntal stimulation, overlooking the forgotten continent is cool and all but it's mostly just endless plains right now.
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Feel like I've forgotten sothing else as well... oh yeah! That last dungeon and the reward.
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[Na: Ikarus | Species: Phoenix | Level: 567]
[Health 166,666*/166,666*]
[Stamina 39,686*/40,000*]
[Magicka 166,666*/166,666*]
[You currently have 16834 unassigned points]
"Yeah Ikarus"
"Uh huh"
"Yup orangey... I'm also still hating my existence up here as well"
Huh, so we all got that crap. I guess it's kinda cool to be rewarded for being a sex fiend but still, as if and Petra are going to do it for levelling purposes other than enjoynt. Passive EXP will be pointless if I ever get to max level though.
It probably requires five tis the amount of intercourse compared to normal people as well because of the phoenix discrimination EXP has... for the record, I'm not complaining but I was more than justified until I beca encouraged to kill. If I hadn't unlocked sacrificial lamb, I doubt I'd even be half way to a level hundred right now.
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