“There you are, Naruto-kun!” I say as I catch him coming out of Ichiraku Ran and dig a few vials out of my pack. “I’ve got sothing for you.”
He extends his palm and I hand over four color-coded pill bottles. The blond himbo knucklehead looks up at in confusion. “What are they?”
“The blue one is Sasuke-kun’s, the red one is Gaara-kun’s, the green one is Neji-kun’s, and the orange one is yours—or I guess Kankuro-kun’s, Shikamaru-kun’s, Lee-kun, and Choji-kun’s if that’s how you want to see it. What you do with them is up to you.”
“Okay, but what are they?”
Oh, right. “Pseudo-Uterine Tapeworms. They’re one of Choko-chan’s perverted experints I found while going through the Abura clan’s secret docunts. Apparently, she was a big fan of m-preg fanfiction and wanted to make it possible in real life. I took four samples of the base model and applied the four different streams of genetic material.” All I had to do was masturbate while having the proper bloodline in mind.
“And a Pseudo-Uterine Tapeworm is…?” Naruto prompts again.
I sigh. I’ll have to spell this out. “For if/when you and your boyfriends want to have kids. They’re color-coded to match the bloodline they’re programd with. If you cum on them, they’ll make a baby that is genetically yours and your partner’s.”
“Yuck! Why would I cum on a bug?”
Ugh. “No, you or they cum in the normal place after giving the Tapeworm so ti to mature. It attaches to your intestinal lining and acts as an artificial uterus, allowing the male host to get pregnant.”
He looks inside the orange bottle. “So, all I have to do is swallow this pill and I can get pregnant as ‘Naruto?’”
“Well, it’s a suppository, but yes.”
Naruto makes a face at . I shrug, and his frown lts into a happy grin. “Thanks, Shino-chan!” He hugs , and I return the embrace. It’s a little weird sharing a platonic hug with him knowing I’m fucking his twin sister / female persona. He seems to feel sothing similar, “You could’ve just given this to Naruko-chan…”
“It felt like a conversation I should have with Naruto-kun, though.” It’s primarily for his benefit, after all.
He nods. “I get that, dattebayo.”
“I should clarify that I still think you should wait to get pregnant yourself until taming the Nine Tails. Your gay boyfriends, on the other hand, have no obligation to wait except for personal reasons. Talk it over with them. Just rember to use contraception after taking your tapeworm, and don’t mix up the bottles. It also helps with your straight boyfriends, because you won’t lose the baby if your Transformation reverts on accident at so point. Do a combination Transformation jutsu to form Naruko with the Tapeworm as your uterus. That way, the embryo will have continuity no matter which form you’re in, increasing its chances of viability.”
“Great!” Naruto exclaims. “That ans I can give everyone babies, including you, Shino-chan! I was starting to feel envious when the other girls in the harem talk about bearing your children, dattebayo. This is a big relief.”
“B-baka.”
“Shino-chan?”
“You’re lucky you’re cute.” I kiss the stupid idiot on the cheek and resolve to do so super-naughty things to Naruko the next ti I see her.
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