Well, one needed to be extrely famous to beco an internet sensation. Since the internet was so commonly used among people around the world, internet sensations had beco so kind of superstar. It was no longer necessary for them to be good at singing or acting. They would not even need to showcase any talent to beco famous.
If everything went smoothly, an internet sensation could easily build up a huge fanbase. For example, an internet sensation could get thousand or even millions of likes by simply posting their pet pictures. Millions of fans would get crazy over their cute selfies. People would pay attention and care about their daily lives. Every single move and decision made by them would touch millions of fans' hearts.
Such an exciting prospect! Chen felt exactly like this at that mont. A half-eaten pau and a normal bowl of plain porridge had just received thousands of comnts within a few minutes. Moreover, the number was still climbing.
Chen held his phone in the hand and started to smile, "Hmm… Maybe there will be a businessman coming here to look for . We might do a photoshoot for so kind of advertisent. Maybe, there will be famous directors coming and look for
to act in their movies. So might even write songs for
in concerts. Wahahaha…"
Ding!
All of a sudden, the cellphone vibrated.
"Good to see you, God Chen. You have found the right person to help you to neutralize an evil spirit's hatred! The renting of my Golden Purple Khakkhara costs only 998 Triple Realms rit Points. Also, I will throw in a ceremony of transmigration for free!" Sanzang said.
"Erm... I don't need your Golden Purple Khakkhara to neutralize a low-level evil spirit. It's like using a chainsaw to kill a chicken." Chen said.
"I see. Then, I would like to recomnd the Vajra Bodhi Bracelets to deal with this evil spirit. This spiritual item has been personally consecrated by yours truly. I'll also throw in a free manual on how to deliver evil spirits from their hatred, for free! This package costs only 998! Pay
and these two precious spiritual items will be yours.
"Erm..."
Chen was shocked by Sanzang's suggestion.
"I just beca an internet sensation. My charm will drop greatly if I pay 998 Triple Realms rit Points to Sanzang…"
Chen was not happy about it. But, if he refused to pay Sanzang, the evil spirit will be trapped inside the Spirit Cage forever and ever. That doesn't sound good.
"Hmm… That's alright. I can slowly earn back the rit points. I should buy these two items first. At least they're reusable."
After so calculations, Chen sent the Triple Realm rit Points to Sanzang via personal package.
Ding!
[998 Triple Realms rit Points has been deducted from you. (Charm: -100. Luck: -100)]
Chen could feel the pain in his heart when the rit points were deducted from him. He had used blood and sweat to earn those rit points!
"Master! Sanzang Master! I have sent you the rit points via personal package! Please, send
the bracelet and the book right now!"
"I'm still doing my morning devotions. Please wait for another three hours. I promise that I will send it to you, as soon as possible." Sanzang said.
"F*ck you!"
Chen was so mad that he almost vomited blood out from his mouth. He had just given away 998 rit points painfully. Now, Sanzang was asking him to wait for another three hours. This after-sales service is beyond terrible!
"You wanna do your morning devotions? Try focusing with this!"
Chen went online and opened up his favorite website. There were different types of girls at the hopage of the website. Genres like teen, MILF, lolis, pantyhose, cosplay, trans, could be found on this website! It also helped that they were not covered by a single article of clothing. Chen picked the three sexiest pictures and sent them to Sanzang.
"Amitabha. This is so sinful! Sinful! God Chen! What are you doing?!" Sanzang cried.
"Send
the items right now! If not, I will continue to distract you from your morning devotion! I'm warning you right now! I have more sexy and violent pictures from my collection!" Chen said.
"What?! (Three shocking emojis). Did you just say that you have more pictures like these in your possession?! Can you send
more sexy pictures?!"
*Puhhhh…*
Chen almost facepald when he saw the reply.
Was this bald bastard is so kind of fake monk? This was not a normal monk's reaction!
"Please don't misunderstand my intentions! I'm asking for these pictures is to train my willpower. I want to be able to withstand all these deadly temptations! This is part of my training!" Sanzang said.
"Cut the crap! Give
the items right now!"
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Sanzang! You received a Vajra Bodhi Bracelets! It has been stored inside your treasure chest.]
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Sanzang! You have received a book of How to Deliver Evil Spirits From Tornt! It has been stored inside your treasure chest.]
"Not bad!" Chen smirked.
"God Chen. Can you send
more pictures with sexy won in it?" Sanzang asked.
"Nope." Chen said.
"Why?" Sanzang asked.
"These pictures are ultra-rare items! They are fully colored. More importantly, they are in HD and are completely uncensored! I have to put in a lot of effort to look for these pictures." Chen said.
"Hmm... Compared to the sexy pictures that I normally look at, these pictures are definitely rarer than mine!"
What the f*ck! This guy is deep into porn! He is definitely a fake monk! Chen's impression of monk had been completely destroyed.
"God Chen. Please don't think of this wrong! I really need these pictures to train my willpower!" Sanzang said.
"I don't care! Pay
998 rit points! Then, you can have these pictures in your possession!" Chen said.
"What? 998? That's too expensive!" Sanzang said.
"It's non-negotiable! I learned it from you! Take it or leave it!" Chen said.
"...." Sanzang was speechless.
Ding
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Sanzang! You have received 998 Triple Realms rit Points! It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"Hmph! When it cos to business! You are still too inexperienced!"
Chen laughed evilly. Then he randomly pick a few sexy pictures and sent them to Sanzang.
"Thank you God Chen! I'm going to continue with my willpower training! See ya!"
Chen couldn't care less if the monk was 'training' sothing else. After that, he quickly activated the rit points that were currently being stored inside his treasure chest.
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have received 998 Triple Realms rit Points!]
Ding!
[Your current Triple Realms rit Points is 2287. You need another 7713 rit points to go to next level.]
Ding!
[You are now a Super Philanthropist! (Charm
200. Luck
200)]
"Hahaha… My charm is back! All I used was a few sexy pictures to trade for two precious items from Sanzang! Damn! I'm smart!"
Chen laughed happily. After that, he took out the Spirit Cage, Vajra Bodhi Bracelets, and the book of How to Deliver Evil Spirit From Tornt from his treasure chest. In order to neutralize an evil spirit, one would need to make use of the Yang power from these spiritual items with the combination of so chanting to evict the hatred from the evil spirit.
Chen was no monk. But, he had the consecrated bracelet with him now. It was definitely more than enough to deal with a low-level evil spirit. Chen flipped the book with one of his hand and played with the bracelet in the other hand. He then started to chant at the evil spirit that was currently trapped inside the Spirit Cage. Through the Netherspirit Battlescouter, Chen could see that a dark aura was being lifted off from the spirit. Hatred was slowly being banished from the evil spirit.
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