Chen Xiaobei bought a stack of spicy sticks, WaHaHa High-Cal Milk and sausages for the Red Envelope Snatching Session. He locked himself inside his room right after dinner.
NeZha: Wow! God Chen is online! (Excited)
Wei Xiaobao: Quick! Quick! Quick! Bring in the Red Envelopes! Both my hands are ready!! (Rubbing hands)
Bull Demon King: I think this is going to be huge - Most Chanism deities are joining this Red Envelope Snatching Session as well. Hit ! Bro Bei!
Chen Xiaobei: Everyone, no rush…Lei Zhenzi! Cough! Cough! It's ti for you to greet !
Lei Zhenzi: Uhm…Here I am to welco Shishu Xiaobei!
Chen Xiaobei: Good boy!
Lei Zhenzi: … (Speechless)
Chen Xiaobei could totally imagine how frustrated Lei Zhenzi was – the deity must have wished that he could slap him through his cellphone. It was the worst kind of humiliation especially for a deity that likes to act all high and mighty. Now, he paid the price of losing a bet with Chen Xiaobei and was forced to do what a mortal told him!
Taiyi Zhenren: Great! Let's get the Red Envelopes rolling! After that, we have sothing important to discuss!
'If I'm not mistaken, Taiyi Zhenren is one of the Twelve Golden Deities and NeZha's Sifu. I should show so respect!' Chen Xiaobei thought and shrugged. He stopped ssing with Lei Zhenzi, and opened his treasure chest to pour thousands of Red Envelopes into the group. At the sa ti, the other group mbers sent in the Red Envelopes they prepared earlier as well.
Ding!
[Taiyi Zhenren just send a Red Envelope to the group!]
Ding!
[Yuding Zhenren just send a Red Envelope to the group!]
Ding!
[Yun Zhongzi just send a Red Envelope to the group!]
"Seems like the mbers of Chanism are pretty generous this ti! Let
snatch all their Red Envelopes!" Channeling all his strength into his fingers Chen Xiaobei started to tap his cellphone with lightning speed.
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Yuding Zhenren! You have received a Green Jade Tripod! It had been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"Hahaha! First blood! That was quick, and it seems like my luck is working just fine too. Bring it on! More!" Chen Xiaobei was really excited. His luck has increased to sixteen thousand after receiving one hundred and sixty thousand rit points from Jiang Ziya, and that should get him a few Red Envelopes today!
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Taiyi Zhenren! You have received a book called Taiyi Pill Crafting Manual! It had been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Duer Zhenren! You have received a ball called Bone Burning Pill Recipe! It had been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"What the hell? I thought the mbers of Chanism were becoming more generous? Why do they keep sending out all these pill recipes? It's useless crap… Oh well. I'll just keep snatching more Red Envelopes!"
Chen Xiaobei kept pressing on his cellphone like a mad person since he did not acquire any other item except for the Green Jade Cauldron.
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Lei Zhenzi! You have received a piece of Wind Thunder Divine Stone! It had been stored inside your treasure chest!]
Ding!
[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Tu Xingshun. You have received a Tracking Flag! It had been stored in your treasure chest!]
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Bull Demon King. You have received a small number of Golden Eyes Divine Lion's fur. It had been stored inside your treasure chest!]
"Hahaha! A hat-trick… This is aweso!" Chen Xiaobei leapt up from his seat happily. He could face see Lei Zhenzi's face when he realized Chen Xiaobei himself snatched his Red Envelope.
Afterwards, the Red Envelope Snatching Session finally ended. However, the group was still quite animated; most of the mbers in the group was trying the delicacies Chen Xiaobei sent. This was also the first ti the Chanism gods had a taste of the food from Earth.
Yun Zhongzi: Wow! This spicy stick is so damn delicious! I hear people talk about it all the ti, but it really lives up to its reputation!
Huanglong Zhenren: The sausage tastes pretty good as well! I love its texture!
Randeng Daoren: WaHaHa High-Cal Milk is the best! It's not too sweet and also extrely refreshing! It's too aweso!
'The Chanism fellows are really excited when they tried those stuff, the old tirs a lot less. Seems like I need to bring in sothing new next ti!' Chen Xiaobei thought. It had been so ti since the group mbers asked for delicacies from him too – he probably needs to introduce new food next ti round.
On the other hand, he was quite happy to snatch six Red Envelopes!
Jiang Ziya: Cough! I think everyone had fun during the Red Envelope Snatching Session earlier, but now, it's ti for serious business!
Pagoda Bearing Heavenly King: What kind of serious business?
Jiang Ziya: The Three Realms Mission. Earlier, Shaoba Xingjun had made a great achievent – even the Prival Lord of Heaven was really proud of him. He also wants to show his gratitude for Chen Xiaobei's help as well!
"What does he an? Could it be that old bastard finally cos to his sense to give
so reward?" Chen was actually looking forward to the reward. However, he didn't receive any Red Envelope after waiting for so ti.
Jiang Ziya: Cough! What are you guys doing? Clap!
Lei Zhenzi: (Clapping)
Taiyi Zhenren: (Clapping)
Yuding Zhenren: Agree with them
"What the f*ck?! That's how you show your gratitude? Absolutely un acceptable!" Chen Xiaobei could not help rolling his eyes. He felt na??ve for thinking that the Prival Lord of Heaven changed for the better.
Jiang Ziya: Alright, stop clapping. Now, let's talk about the second candidate who is going to the human realm!
His text made everyone excited again.
NeZha: ! ! ! I want to be the second one!
Zhu Bajie: I want to be the second one! God Chen is aweso, he managed to use ga to recruit disciples! It's perfect for lazy people like !
Hong Haier: Choose ! Choose ! I'm not going to tell you guys the reason…Hehehe…
Chang'e: I was the first one that volunteer myself last ti. Can't I go this ti? I don't care, you guys must choose !
Monkey King: I'm going to keep registering. I'll leave the decision to you people!
Xiao Tianquan: Likewise.
Yanwang: Likewise, too…
Jiang Ziya: Silence! Everyone! Silent! The old rule applies – register first, we'll draw lots afterwards!
"Tut! Drawing lots again…""Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes. "This completely lacks transparency. I bet they have already decided on the second candidate, and it's going to be another dude who would ss with
again!"
"But there's nothing for
to fear. Keep sending them – I'll cut them down to size, and slap the lot of you with an unexpected ending!"
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