Chen saw another face on Lan's grandma's face. Its hair was ssy, eye sockets were hollow with an unending void of darkness, mouth was wide open, sharp teeth were hanging out and its tongue is extrely long as well. This is definitely a demonic possession! This is the first ti Chen encountered such a phenonon. He did not want to do anything that might spook the evil spirit. This is to avoid any unnecessary ss from happening in this house.
Chen cald himself down. After a careful observation, he saw that there was so blueish dark "Qi" surrounding the evil spirit. Its form was so unreal. The look of the evil spirit, stacked with the face of Lan's grandma was absolutely terrifying. An idea crossed Chen's mind. He quickly used his Netherspirit Battlescouter.
Ding!
[Low-level evil spirit. Cultivation:*******. Physical form: Spirit. Combat power: 300]
"Oh shit! Spirit! That ans my physical punch will not be able to land on its face. It'll be pointless to lend strength from Xiangyu as well!"
Chen carefully calculated the possible outcos, "I have to calm down… I cannot spook the evils spirit before I co out with an idea. His three hundred combat power might crush my own spirit anyti!"
"Chen… About the thing that I told you just now…" Lan thought Chen was daydreaming. So, she reminded Chen.
"Erm… I think… I need to go to the toilet to pee." Chen had no other options. He had to go to the toilet to co up with a solution.
Lan was smart enough to know that sothing is going on with Chen. She said, "There's a bathroom to the left when you stop out this door. You can go there on your own. I will wait for you here."
"Okay..." Chen quickly ran outside. He rushed into the toilet and locked it imdiately. He took out his cellphone and quickly went into the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms. The only way to solve the problem was to rely on the mbers in the group! Chen's first choice was the King of Hell, because all the demons were under his command. Due to the urgency of this matter, Chen had to send a public ssage in the group. Also, he did not know whether the King of Hell was online or not.
[To all the mbers in this group. I t an evil spirit with three hundred combat power. Anyone willing to help
to kill this evil spirit?]
Little NeZha: Wow! Chen the God finally cos online! (Three cute emojis)
Zhu Bajie: Brother! You co online finally! The Pri of Tongtian did not allow us to contact you. Only you can take the initiative to contact us! We missed you so much! (Three flying kisses)
God Erlang: Everyone, gather and look at Chen's magnificent presence!
Xiao Tianquan: Woof! Woof! Woof!
Guardian of Ground: Superior God! Let
hug your leg!
Heavenly soldier A: I support the Guardian of Ground!
Heavenly soldier B: I support what soldier A just said!
Chen: What the hell! Let's save this for another ti! I have sothing more urgent to do now! I need to exorcise an evil spirit! Exorcise evil spirit! Exorcise evil spirit!
Bull Demon King: My God! Do you want to rent my Chaos Steel Ultimate Hamr? One smash from it can kill ten thousand low-level evil spirits! My price is really fair! You only need to pay
one thousand rit points, for two days worth of duration!
Tang Sanzang: Rent my Golden Purple Khakkhara! Also, I will give you another book for exorcising evil spirits! The whole set only cost you nine hundred and ninety-eight rit points!
Taibai Jingxin: Rent mine!
God Chejiao: Mine!
All of a sudden, everyone was hardcore selling their treasures to Chen! Chen felt like crying. All of them were potential eBay sellers. They would definitely be filthy rich if they ca to earth.
However, Chen could not afford to waste any more ti with them. Chen gritted his teeth and said, "The items that you guys recomnded to
are aweso. However, I only left with eighty-seven rit points. If anyone is willing to lend
your item, please PM
right now!"
...…
...…
...….
Half a minute passed by, and not a single person said a word.
F*ck! All of these swindlers! I will definitely rember the way you guys treated ! Chen was getting so nervous that his heart almost jumped out of his chest. All of a sudden, a ssage popped up on the screen. Finally, soone nice showed up!
Yanwang: I can send you a tool for killing evil spirit as a gift. Free of charge!
Chen: This is what I call a brother! Yanwang is still the best after all!
Yanwang: If you are happy with it, can I have so spicy sticks? Recently, I kept thinking of eating spicy sticks! I don't feel like eating anything else! (Three begging emojis)
Looking at the ssage, Chen almost laughed his lungs out. He couldn't believe that Yanwang still rembered the spicy sticks that he gave him earlier.
Chen: No problem! I have so spicy sticks with . Can I send them to you tomorrow?
Yanwang: Sure! Sure! Sure! This is great! (Three drooling emojis)
Ding!
[You have received a primary level wooden demon killing sword. Made in hell. It has been stored inside your treasure chest.]
"Hahaha… Spicy sticks exchanged with a treasure! This is the best!" Chen was so excited. He quickly checked on his treasure chest.
[Primary Level Wooden Demon Killing Sword. Made in hell. It can kill a low-level evil spirit with one slash. Do you wish to withdraw it?]
Yes!
A ray of light flashed in front of Chen and a finger sized red wooden sword appeared in Chen's hand. A sense of justice and masculinity was spilling out from the sword. This sword was the kryptonite of low-level evil spirits.
"Hmph! Damn you evil spirit! Get ready to be sent back to hell!" Just when Chen mustered up the courage and wanted to kill the evil spirit, the group got all excited all of a sudden.
Zhu Bajie: Yanwang, what are spicy sticks?
Yanwang: That is the delicacy that only Chen the God can acquire! (Three drooling emojis)
Bull Demon King: Chen the God! I want so spicy sticks as well!
Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: I want them as well!
.....
The group mbers that had suddenly fallen silent had re-surfaced again to ask for this legendary delicacy.
"Hmph! Nobody said a word when I need help just now! Now everyone wants to try the legendary spicy sticks, there's no way I'm letting them try it!"
Chen pouted and replied: This is the ultimate heavenly delicacy! I had to put a lot of effort to acquire it! The price for it will be ten thousand rit points for one spicy stick! Only limited to ten spicy sticks! Buy now!
Bull Demon King: Too expensive… I can't afford it…"
God Erlang: This is only food. rit points are way more valuable than food. I'm not going to buy it!"
.....
Everyone comnted on the spicy sticks. None of them were willing to buy it. Chen had no ti to reply them as well. With Yanwang as the living advertisent of spicy sticks, there would be soone falling for it sooner or later! The most important thing was to kill the evil spirit first! Chen kept his cellphone and ran back to the house.
"Lan, can you please go out for a while? I want to speak to your grandma alone." Chen said bluntly.
"But…" Lan was in doubt.
"Please go out first if you trust . No matter what you hear, do not try to enter the room." Chen said seriously.
"Alright. I will leave my grandma to you!" Lan felt like things were not as simple as she thought they were. However, she was willing to believe in Chen. She got up and left the room.
"Boy, I know that there is sothing wrong with you. It seems like you are here to kill !" Lan's grandma's eyes turned blue, and her tone was pretty scary as well.
"You this evil spirit! How dare you possess a harmless old lady! You are pure toxic! I'm going to send you back to hell today!" Chen focused his mind, and his will was immovable.
Translator footnote
NeZha- A protection deity in Chinese folk religion.
God Chejiao- A bare footed deity that always roams around human realm.
Taibai Jingxin- A servant of the Jade Emperor, the ruler of Heaven.
Khakkhara- Monk's staff.
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