"Hey, you brat! Don't even think about getting any benefits!"
Fang Mo patted the other person's small head like a ball, making a loud smacking sound. "But if you want to eat small stones, that's not impossible..."
"Get lost!"
However, in the next second, the demon slapped Fang Mo's hand away and said fiercely, "If you have any grievances against , just kill outright. Don't think I'll endure such humiliation!"
"Then say, 'Go ahead, kill ,' for to hear."
Fang Mo anticipated.
"I won't!" The demon turned his head and shouted angrily, "Kill if you want!"
"Uh..."
Seeing this little demon's fierce expression, Fang Mo was montarily stunned. But after a brief pause, he spoke again.
"If you really don't like liquid fertilizer, I also have dung balls..."
"You..."
The demon in the flowerpot was at a loss for words, showing a pained expression similar to Wolverine's.
"..."
In fact, not only her, but even Seria, who was lying on the ground, was completely bewildered.
She looked up at Fang Mo in confusion, then at the demon in the flowerpot, her eyes full of bewildernt.
"Haha, stunned by my superb planting skills, aren't you?"
But Fang Mo seed unfazed, still wearing a pleasant smile. "Let tell you, during my travels elsewhere, I was a renowned farr in a ten-mile radius. The amount of celestial cotton I grew could circle the Nine Realms."
"But the problem is... I am a living person, not a plant."
The other person explained weakly.
"Nonsense!"
Fang Mo imdiately refuted, displeased. "Although you disguise well, I could tell at a glance that you are a cotton monster!"
"...What?"
The demon was also stunned.
"Look, I have a bag of bone al from the Black People brand. Cotton loves this fertilizer the most." Fang Mo said, pulling out a handful of white powder. "If I sprinkle this on you, you will reveal your true form... Do you believe it?"
"Heh."
Upon hearing this, the demon suddenly sneered.
She knew exactly what she was, so she crossed her arms and said, "Go ahead and sprinkle it, but if you fail, you owe an apology..."
"Haha, no problem."
Fang Mo also laughed. The next second, he threw the bone al at her.
At the sa ti, with a thought, the Sword of Ti in his storage space activated. The spherical ti field expanded rapidly, freezing everything at that mont in an unnatural state.
"Tsk tsk, this trick is as useful as ever."
Seeing ti freeze, Fang Mo couldn't help but sigh.
After that, he summoned his stand, Steve, and made him place a wool block on the ground. Then, Fang Mo used both hands to carve a hole in the wool block and placed it on the demon.
He then fluffed the wool a bit, shaping it into a round form before releasing the ti stop.
"Now, ti resus."
With Fang Mo's words, everything that was frozen resud.
"What... what is this!?"
The demon quickly exclaid in surprise, looking at her body in disbelief. Originally, she was wearing a thin, fitting dress in red and black, but now it was covered with a thick layer of white fiber.
She instinctively raised her hands to check.
She found that not only her body but even her arms were wrapped up.
Now she looked cute yet a bit clumsy, like a snowman forced into a flowerpot, with a scarf and two buttons on her chest, looking quite odd.
"Look, a cotton monster!"
Fang Mo imdiately pointed at her and shouted.
"I'm not! I'm not!"
Seeing the situation, the other party hurriedly tried to explain, but because they were wrapped in a thick layer of wool, their frantic gestures looked rather amusing and cute: "It must be you causing trouble again..."
"Uh, that..."
However, at this mont, Seria weakly said from not far away: "It seems to be wool, right?"
"Huh?"
The little demon person was stunned upon hearing this.
"Yes, yes, Seria can recognize it." Fang Mo didn't deny it, instead, he cheerfully glanced at Seria. With a slight thought, he gently lifted her with a gravitational field.
"Eh?"
Being lifted by the gravitational field, Seria seed a bit surprised by Fang Mo's thod.
Although curious, she still politely bowed to the two.
"Anyway, thank you for saving ," Seria said gratefully. "I am Seria from the Elvenguard... may I know your nas?"
"My na is Flavo..."
"Oh, you can call her Hua Hua."
Before the demon person could finish speaking, Fang Mo interrupted directly: "As for , I am the Master of Multidinsional Realms, the magical miracle worker who can make lava caves spout water, the enforcer of Arad, the master gardener of Kiri's grave, the warrior with eight million courage, the first disciple of the demon world, the long-lost son of the second sister's refined Terra Stone, and Caruso's biological father... I am Fang Mo."
"..."
This series of titles left the two speechless again.
"Ha... haha..."
In the end, it was Seria who forced a laugh: "Fang Mo really likes to joke."
"I'm not joking."
Fang Mo said seriously: "Of course, I can't be bothered to explain. Just watch my actions from now on."
"Um..."
Seeing Fang Mo's attitude, Seria was honestly a bit confused. Although she was indeed grateful to these two adventurers, this warrior's ntal state seed a bit worrying... Moreover, his power was too strong. Was this really okay?
While Seria was hesitating, the demon person spoke up, looking at Fang Mo with so surprise: "You... actually know about the apostles of the demon world?"
"I even know about Hilder's plot."
Fang Mo casually replied.
"Hilder's plot?" The other party was stunned upon hearing this: "You even know about Hilder? What... what plot could it have?"
"She's been causing trouble behind the scenes using her status as the second apostle."
Hearing this, Fang Mo got excited. Although the warriors might hate Kiri more, in terms of antagonists in the DNF ga's plot... the second sister was definitely among the top. She secretly killed many innocent people and apostles just to revive the demon world. To be honest, Fang Mo really wanted to blow up the demon world right in front of her.
"The second apostle?"
However, hearing Fang Mo's explanation, the little demon person suddenly frowned: "Wait, you're talking about Lord Hilde, what does that have to do with my ch Hilder?"
"Huh?"
This ti it was Fang Mo's turn to be stunned.
After thinking for a mont, he realized his mistake.
Yes, the second apostle Crying Eye seems to be nad Hilde, and the female mage has a summoning skill to summon a goblin called ch Hilder. He didn't expect to make such a rookie mistake, almost confusing the second sister with a goblin.
I really don't know how the ga designers ca up with these nas, it's too ridiculous.
"Ahem... don't mind the details."
After coughing twice, Fang Mo turned his head to Seria, changing the subject: "Young lady, since we've saved you, why not escort you back to the Elvenguard?"
"Eh?"
Seria seed a bit distracted and only reacted when Fang Mo called out to her, "Oh, right... I need to hurry back, or Uncle Linus will worry about ."
"Let's go, together."
Fang Mo nodded, then waved his hand to make the flower pot float again, "We're new here and a bit lost, so we'll go back with you to rest."
"Alright."
Seria didn't think too much and directly responded, "Then let lead the way for you..."
With Seria's help in guiding them, Fang Mo walked a bit and soon saw the shadow of the Elvenguard ahead.
During their journey, Fang Mo and the demonic potted plant kept bickering, with the latter constantly demanding to be released. Fang Mo refused, but eventually, even Seria pleaded for it. So, they reached a compromise.
The demon could leave the pot but had to wear a cotton coat.
Clearly, the little demon wasn't pleased but, unable to defeat Fang Mo, ultimately had to compromise. After all, it was better than staying in the pot.
Shortly after Fang Mo released the demon, they arrived at their destination—the Elvenguard.
Although called a line of defense, it was more like a simple camp. Fang Mo glanced around and saw only so tents and moss-covered slabs on the ground, with not a single stone house in sight.
However, the ancient giant trees nearby, hollowed out into treehouses, were quite eye-catching.
Though the camp was simple, it was easy to notice the rich natural atmosphere.
Under Seria's guidance, Fang Mo soon t the first NPC for beginners, Linus.
Linus was a sturdy middle-aged man, seemingly a blacksmith, casually forging iron. From his weathered face, it was clear he had a story to tell.
As Fang Mo approached, Linus noticed and looked up at them.
Seeing Seria safe and sound, Linus seed relieved, then laughed heartily and thanked Fang Mo.
Afterward, Linus ntioned that the local monsters, usually well-behaved, had recently beco aggressive, often harassing the residents of the Elvenguard.
In particular, a minotaur had beco dominant, gathering goblins under its command. Linus expressed his concern about dealing with it.
"Oh, you an that minotaur?"
Upon hearing Linus, Fang Mo recalled the storyline, "I know, isn't it hiding in the depths of the Lorland River?"
"It's the depths of the Lorland."
Linus corrected him briefly, "That creature is very strong, ordinary people wouldn't stand a chance, but as an adventurer... you should manage."
"Oh, Lorland?"
Fang Mo nodded, realizing he had gotten it wrong again.
"Haha, it's fine, adventurers often go to many places, it's normal to mix up nas sotis." Linus, warm and hospitable, laughed, "By the way, I heard you're looking for a woman nad Kiri?"
"Yes, that's right."
Fang Mo quickly nodded. He had just complained about this to the demon, and Seria must have overheard and told Linus.
"In Hendon Myre, there's supposedly a woman who fell from the sky nad Kiri."
Linus thought for a mont, "But the Elvenguard is quite far from Hendon Myre. I heard from Seria that you often get lost. How about I give you a map?"
"Really?"
Fang Mo was surprised.
"Of course, in return, I'd like to ask you to help us deal with that minotaur." Linus straightforwardly requested, "Can you do that?"
"Well... alright."
Fang Mo thought for a mont and agreed.
Although he was reluctant to fight such minor creatures, since he was here... he might as well experience the old storyline again.
After all, the entire Arad map was erased after the Great Transfer, and he had regretted missing these old dungeons for a long ti.
Without hesitation, Fang Mo set off with the cotton candy demon person. However, what he did not expect was that upon entering the depths of Lorland, he discovered that the Minotaur soldier was already dead, with the upper half of his body missing, and a stone lying quietly in a nearby pit.
"Emmm..."
Fang Mo pondered for a long ti upon seeing this scene. Suddenly, he angrily pounded his fist and said, "That damn rock-throwing goblin!"
"That stone was clearly thrown by you!"
At this point, the cotton candy person from the demon world could no longer hold back: "I really don't want to stay around you anymore. Next ti, can you throw out as well?"
"Oh, then I need to carve 'loyalty' on your butt first."
"What?"
"A song of loyalty..."
"Are you crazy!!!"
...
After a brief quarrel, the two quickly returned to the Elvenguard, where Linus kept his promise and soon made a map for Fang Mo.
Just as they were about to leave, Linus called out to the demon person after observing her for a mont: "Wait."
"What's the matter?"
She turned her head, puzzled.
"You look like you're from the demon world. Although I'm not sure why you've co from such a far place, it seems you're aiming to beco a magician, right?"
Linus thought for a mont and said, "I can recomnd soone to you. Her na is Sharan, a dark elf mage guarding the Duchy of Bei Myre. It's said that she possesses unimaginable power. You can find her with this letter of recomndation."
With that, Linus took out an envelope and handed it to her.
"There are magicians here too?" The demon person was surprised but still accepted the envelope.
"Of course," Linus laughed heartily. "But Sharan is on the west coast. You'll have to go to Hendon Myre first. It's a good chance to go with your companion; you two seem to get along well..."
"He's not my companion!"
Upon hearing this, she imdiately bristled.
"Alright, alright, let's go."
But Fang Mo was already impatient, dragging her by the neck: "It's getting dark, hurry up. I need to flatten Kiri's threshold tonight..."
"So you're planning to throw over there?"
She said, "This place is full of forests. I don't know how far Hendon Myre is, but just getting out of this forest would probably..."
"No worries, we can fly."
Fang Mo smiled mysteriously: "I have a special flying device."
"A flying device? What is it?"
She was curious: "Is it a magic-powered ship? Or an airship? Or so flying magic?"
"Ta-da!"
Fang Mo pulled out a little girl from behind: "Surprised! It's my daughter!"
"???"
This left her completely bewildered.
"Daddy..."
The little girl didn't seem to care about the surroundings. Seeing Fang Mo, she called out sweetly and raised her little hands, wanting a hug.
But as soon as she called Fang Mo daddy, a system prompt suddenly appeared in his mind.
[System Prompt: 'Motherhood' concept researched, you have obtained a new module download permission.]
[System Prompt: Mom's Love module downloading.]
"What!?"
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