"Big sister, why must you insist on going back with ?"
Outside the tallic gates of the Hero Association, Fang Mo frowned at Tornado in front of him, "I've told you, there's no more space for you at my ho. Please find another place to stay."
"No way! You must explain it to today!"
However, Tornado was insistent, her large erald eyes fixed on Fang Mo: "The term you just used seems off to ... I rember your house is quite close to Saitama's, right? Hurry up and take back!"
"No, what does Saitama have to do with ?"
Fang Mo expressed his disdain: "Saitama doesn't live with . If you want to go, fly to Z City yourself. Don't bother , or my girlfriend might misunderstand, and we'd both be dead... You haven't been pecked by a Kingfisher, have you?"
"Can't you speak more civilly?"
Tornado couldn't help twitching at the corner of her eyes, but then she suddenly realized sothing, looking at Fang Mo in surprise, "Wait, you actually have a girlfriend?"
"Damn it, you venomous old woman, why can't I have a girlfriend?" Fang Mo imdiately got upset, "Just because you're unwanted doesn't an the sa for ."
"What did you say?"
Hearing this, Tornado couldn't hold back her anger, "Who are you calling an old woman!?"
But before she could finish her sentence, Tornado sneered suddenly, as if she had realized sothing, "You're afraid of your girlfriend, huh? Hahaha... Fine, then you're dead!"
After saying that, Tornado raised her hand and firmly grasped Fang Mo's arm. She even applied telekinetic force to her grip, and then looked up at Fang Mo triumphantly, the aning clear: you're not going anywhere.
"Woman, you're asking for it..."
Seeing this, Fang Mo's expression darkened.
Ender Teleport was similar to the Flying Thunder God Technique; it would transfer anything attached to oneself as well, aning if he teleported back now, he'd likely take Tornado with him.
"Apologize, and I'll let go," Tornado told Fang Mo, honestly a bit pleased to see him in distress for the first ti, considering how powerful he was. Telekinesis had no effect on him, so being able to trouble him like this felt like a win to her.
"...You want to apologize?" Fang Mo laughed stubbornly, "You really don't understand how tough I can be."
Before Tornado could respond.
Fang Mo ntally activated the power of the Sword of Ti stored in his storage space: "Za Warudo!"
An invisible field of ti expanded outwards, silencing everything around. It seed as though all things were covered in a layer of decayed gray. Tornado, still holding Fang Mo's arm, was also frozen in place, while Fang Mo drew the Sword of Light and sliced at his own arm.
"Think you can keep holding on to , you little girl?"
In the stillness, Fang Mo looked disdainfully at Tornado and flicked her forehead: "If you were holding onto my leg... maybe I wouldn't dare use the sword. But a re arm, huh, it's expendable!"
After saying this, Fang Mo deliberately posed his severed hand to give the middle finger.
Then he thought for a mont, took out a pen, and wrote three characters for 'justice' on her left cheek.
"Great! Heroes should be absolutely just!"
Fang Mo laughed proudly, then activated Ender Teleport, disappearing from the spot: "See you never."
A flash of black, and he was gone. The effect of the ti stop also ended at that mont, causing Tornado to recoil back, her forehead swelling visibly with a large bump.
"Ouch!"
Tornado exclaid in pain, truly hurt by the blow, feeling tears nearly coming to her eyes.
In reality, she would normally generate a layer of telekinetic shield around her body to automatically defend against attacks. However, for so unknown reason, her shield had failed today, almost causing her to be sent flying by the blow.
"You jerk!"
In pain, Tornado couldn't help but yell, "Why hit... huh? Where is he?"
But she was only halfway through her outcry when she realized, lowering her head, that she couldn't even see Fang Mo anymore—she was only holding onto half an arm, and that arm was still giving her the middle finger, as if mocking her.
"???"
Tornado was utterly baffled.
But let's leave Tornado aside for now; Fang Mo had already teleported back to the bathroom in his villa.
Feeling good, Fang Mo pushed open the bathroom door and walked towards the kitchen, humming a song: "Ah Xue, what are we having for dinner tonight... Hmm?"
To his surprise, the kitchen wasn't just occupied by Ah Xue.
His partner was also there, seemingly getting along quite well with Ah Xue.
Their backs were to him, quietly chatting about sothing, with a cutting board of sliced cake and so snacks nearby, along with half a packet of tea. Getting closer, Fang Mo could even hear their faint giggling sounds, really quite harmonious.
"Ah, this..."
Noticing this, Fang Mo unconsciously touched his head: "Am I intruding at the wrong ti?"
"Ah, Master."
Ah Xue was the first to notice Fang Mo, about to greet him when she suddenly noticed his left arm, visibly tensed: "Master, master... are you hurt?!"
"Hmm?"
Hearing this, Xiao Yao also instinctively turned to look, noticing Fang Mo's severed arm and narrowing her eyes: "What happened? Who did this?"
"This... "
Fang Mo instinctively looked down at his injury, then nonchalantly responded, "It probably happened... when I accidentally dropped it in the toilet."
"Did the toilet bite your arm off?"
Xiao Yao snorted, clearly frustrated, "Can't you ever speak the truth?"
"…Cough cough, don't worry, I was just testing sothing," Fang Mo tried to downplay the incident while he checked the status panel, noting that normally, his wounds should heal instantly.
However, upon checking, Fang Mo discovered sothing amiss—there was a strange debuff called "Fatal Wound" in his status, with just a few seconds left on the countdown. Soon the countdown ended, and his arm regenerated instantly.
Realizing what had happened, Fang Mo explained to them, "I was just thinking about a gag and wanted to test it out."
"What gag?"
Xiao Yao asked curiously.
"My armor is the hardest armor, impenetrable by any weapon, but at the sa ti, my weapon is the sharpest, able to cut through the hardest armor..."
"Okay, I get it," Xiao Yao interrupted before Fang Mo could finish, "Diagnosis complete: you're just ssing around. Ah Xue, don't feed him tonight, let him starve…"
Before she could finish her sentence, the doorbell rang suddenly.
"Um…"
Upon hearing the doorbell, Fang Mo instinctively tensed up, quickly using his mini-map to check who was at the door. Fortunately, it was Genus, not Tornado, which made him sigh in relief.
"I'll get the door."
Ah Xue wiped her hands and went to open the door.
Soon, the door swung open, and Doctor. Genus entered with a few colleagues, all of them looking expectantly at Ah Xue, "Miss Ah Xue, what are we having tonight?"
"Sorry, I haven't decided yet…"
Ah Xue looked a bit embarrassed, but before she could finish, Xiao Yao walked over, "Don't bother cooking tonight, let's just have barbecue. Just slice so at, and that'll do."
"Yay, barbecue!" Doctor Genus cheered instantly.
"Let know if you need any help," said the Armor Gorilla as she took off his helt, breathing a sigh of relief. She was indeed helpful, and Genus owed much of his progress to her.
"Master, is barbecue okay?" Ah Xue looked back at Fang Mo for confirmation.
"Oh, sure," Fang Mo nodded. He had actually ntioned wanting barbecue earlier, and it was a coincidence it ca up now.
As they set to work, Ah Xue hurried into the kitchen to start prepping, while Xiao Yao glared at Fang Mo before joining in to help. Ah Xue even thoughtfully tied an apron for her, and they began chatting and laughing as they worked.
"Uh…"
Fang Mo rubbed his head, feeling a bit out of place, as if he might be an unwanted third wheel.
anwhile, Ah Xue and the others started handling the food, while Genus led his colleagues to wait for dinner, turning on the TV to pass the ti, leaving Fang Mo to his own devices.
He decided to sit at the dining table and continue working on his own reward items.
Earlier, he had realized the Everlasting Gem, and after a brief tinkering, he discovered it worked similarly to a life charm, acting as a kind of protective amulet.
After determining its effect, Fang Mo then started to materialize another object.
This ti, it wasn't just any item but the Feminization Core. To be honest, Fang Mo wasn't sure which module it ca from.
But just from the na, it was obvious what its function was.
In fact, he recalled a module called "Monster Feminization," which was a functional module of almost mythical strength.
Unfortunately, Fang Mo had never managed to unlock this module.
If he really wanted to unlock it, he figured he'd have to make a trip to the world of JOJO and personally charm the Pillar n.
Aside from the Monster Feminization module, the feminization thods currently in Fang Mo's possession were quite limited.
For example, the Twilight Forest module's transformation powder didn't change gender; it transford a life entity into another similar version, like what happened with Sonic.
Because it was called "Speed-o-Sonic."
So, it was directly transford into a blue hedgehog with the sa na.
Ah Xue was similar; she could only be transford into a snow woman or Cirno.
And as for Chemical X, that was even more frustrating. Initially excited to see Doctor Genus use it to create agents, Fang Mo was disappointed after several tests to find that it could only feminize Genus' bio-synthetic beasts.
According to Genus, this was likely due to a particular chromoso in these beasts.
Other than these bio-synthetic beasts, any other creature that used Chemical X either evolved into a stronger version or died from exploding, suffering a genetic collapse.
That was quite annoying because Fang Mo really wanted a feminization tool to play with.
If he got annoyed, he could just feminize everyone; wouldn't that be fun?
He was curious to see what a gender-swapped Avengers would look like. And considering Loki's character… Fang Mo had wanted to switch him for a while.
Thinking this, Fang Mo started to materialize the Feminization Core.
A flash of white light, and soon a strangely shaped orb appeared in Fang Mo's hand.
This orb… looked sowhat like the S2 Engine from EVA, or like the core on Ultraman's chest, wrapped in white tal surrounding a pale pink crystal, emitting a charming glow akin to a succubus's belly tattoo.
"Hmm? This thing…"
Seeing it, Fang Mo beca intrigued: "No, I need to find soone to test this... Where's Sonic?"
However, just as Fang Mo looked up to survey his surroundings, the doorbell rang again, this ti with a loud, urgent sound.
"Who the heck is it now?"
Hearing the knock, Fang Mo frowned and checked the door with his mini-map.
And just with that glance, he was stunned because at the door, there was a huge crowd of icons jamd together: "What the heck… What's going on?"
~~~
This fanfic is already in so serious shit. Whether you like it or not. None of my business type kind of author. /Bleam
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