Chapter 843: Chapter 817: Clever Qian’s New Trick Chapter 843: Chapter 817: Clever Qian’s New Trick “`
“What on earth are you guys—” playing at?
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Jojo had been forced to eat vegetarian hot pot for two days—as a demonstration of the severity of the punishnt, not even the base paste was provided, let alone sesa sauce; it was simply boiled cabbage in water, as long as it didn’t starve him, he was good. His brain must have gotten knotted from all the vegetarian als, and he couldn’t quite wrap his head around it.
“My Mom has already approved of your great love! Jojo, don’t you want to go outside, don’t you want to see my Mom?”
Kiara emphasized the word “outside,” and Jojo got the ssage in a second.
Emma! Reinforcents have arrived!
That’s great!
Goodbye, no baths!
Goodbye, lost freedom!
And most importantly, goodbye, boiling cabbage in water on a scorching hot day!
“Ah! Giorno, how can you be so handso?” Jojo said dramatically.
“Ah! Jojo, you’re still so beautiful!”
After they finished buttering each other up, they both turned away their faces simultaneously, holding back the discomfort in their stomachs, and thought in unison, Is it all for freedom?
“You guys…” Aunt looked back and forth, feeling increasingly uneasy, unable to pinpoint the discomfort, just feeling that Jojo and Giorno hugging each other looked really weird.
“We’re a family!” Jojo and Giorno said in unison.
“A what family?” Aunt didn’t understand.
“What they ant was, they’re family! They were speaking in ‘bird language’!” Aka finally found a chance to join the conversation.
Aunt gave Aka a puzzling look, as if to say, aren’t you just another foreigner who speaks ‘bird language’?
“Right, true love, no problem!” Olivia Brown chid in.
This crazy world… Olivia Brown and Giorno exchanged glances again, ntally chanting together, Is it all for freedom?
“Aunt, get so at and add so base and dipping sauces. My friend has co over; you can’t let my dear also eat boiled water cabbage, can you? And turn on the air conditioning for us, it’s boiling out here.”
“Your dad has cut the power cord to the air conditioner, saying he wants you to see it but not feel it, tornting you from the inside out.”
“Hehe…”
Kiara was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, what a rotten idea that was.
But in the end, Aunt still had soone bring over a fan, and added so at, base, and sesa oil with chili pepper. Everyone sat down and started to eat hot pot.
Aunt stood on the side with a watchful eye, and it was inconvenient for the group to talk, so they pretended as if nothing was happening and continued to eat their hot pot.
Kiara gave Aka a wink, and Aka went to great lengths to speak a string of English, leaving Aunt totally confused.
“What did you say?” She was an ever-watchful guardian, keeping an eye on them at all tis.
“She said, Jojo and Johnny are truly a match made by heaven.” Kiara pushed her glasses and told a whopper.
Aunt was dubious, but Kiara shifted her body to one side, perfectly blocking Aunt from view and giving Aka the chance to ddle behind her back. Kiara continued to speak earnestly to Aunt.
“Auntie, I see your brow is looking dark; have you had any unpleasant things happening recently?”
“No… do you know fortune-telling?”
“I know a little. I even do it professionally. So, do you have any plants at ho?”
These days, who doesn’t have a plant or two at ho, especially in the village.
“Yeah, what’s the matter?”
“You go back and pluck the leaves of the third flower on your windowsill to make them even in number, and it can guarantee you a peaceful year, really, you see, not to ntion the ominous darkness in your forehead, your palms are damp and warm, and there are marks in your palms, ah, tsk tsk tsk…”
Kiara’s ability to deceive people had beco even stronger. Aunt was so bewildered by what she said that her attention was unconsciously drawn to Kiara. anwhile, taking advantage of Aunt’s distraction, Aka quickly pulled out a sodium bicarbonate tablet from his pocket and stuffed it into Jojo’s mouth.
Olivia Plum Brown and Giorno, watching from the side, couldn’t take their eyes off and were extrely tense.
Aka had been a spy, and he was incredibly skillful in these tricks. He had all the tools ready. While Kiara was still tricking Aunt, and thinking about what Aka had told him in English just now, Jojo imdiately fell to the ground and started convulsing. The sodium bicarbonate tablets made it look like he was foaming at the mouth, which was terrifying to watch.
“Ah!!” Kiara scread exaggeratedly, and Aunt was also startled.
“Is this a seizure? Quick, call an ambulance!”
“When did Jojo have epilepsy?” Aunt only knew that Jojo was as healthy as a young calf. Witnessing this scene left her dumbfounded.
“Isn’t it because the leaves on your flowers at ho are odd in number now, which jinxed him! I told you to pluck the leaves… Hurry up and dial 911!”
Kiara took out her phone and called Jenny Bailey, who was waiting outside, pretending to be serious, “911? We’ve got soone sick here, foaming at the mouth, send a vehicle quickly! The location is… What? You’ve got one nearby?”
Kiara looked at Jojo exaggeratedly, who was still convulsing on the ground, with plenty of foam to show for it.
Aunt was completely shocked and stupefied.
“That’s great, hurry up, the person is foaming at the mouth!”
After hanging up, Kiara patted Aunt’s shoulder, “You’re lucky, although your flowers caused Jojo to foam at the mouth, it must be because you usually accumulate good deeds and have fulfilled your virtue, as there happens to be an ambulance close by that will arrive in minutes!”
“Ah… Ah!” At this mont, Aunt was in a state of shock, her mind blank after the surprise. She looked at Jojo convulsing and foaming at the mouth, and it took her several seconds to snap back to reality.
“I’ll call for help! Help, sothing happened to Jojo!”
Her shouting brought several people into the room, and everyone who saw the scene was also stunned.
A Strong Man who knew a bit about dicine said, “It’s epilepsy, isn’t it? I’ve seen soone having an epileptic seizure, and it looked just like this. I’ve been telling you not to confine him, and instead of just feeding him cabbage every al, at least give him so sesa sauce, not dipping hot pot in sesa sauce is simply a sin…”
“Hurry up and call an ambulance!”
“We’ve already called!”
“Should we get the village doctor to co and take a look first?” soone suggested.
The room was noisy and chaotic, with everyone speaking over each other.
So people wanted to check on Jojo, but Giorno once again displayed his brilliant acting skills, “Don’t co any closer! Haven’t you done enough harm to him already? If you cause him any more trouble, I will pour hot pot broth over my head to disfigure myself in devotion!”
Frightened, no one dared to move.
Olivia Brown secretly gave a thumbs up in her mind, impressive, my brother!
At that mont, Giorno also felt quite proud of himself. Actually, he had never told anyone that, despite his quiet appearance, he was part of the Drama Society at university!
While everyone was in a frenzy, the sound of an ambulance could be heard outside.
“That was fast?” soone said dubiously.
This was the Countryside after all; it would nearly take an hour to drive to the city, so how could it be this fast?
“When I called the ambulance, they said they happened to have a vehicle nearby that could drop by, what are you staring at, hurry up and get him over there!”
At Kiara’s command, people imdiately helped to lift Jojo and clumsily made their way outside.
Aunt was stunned for a while, watching as everyone headed to the stairs, when she suddenly rembered, such a big incident, I must tell Jojo’s father!
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