Chapter 783: Chapter 757: Co on, Love and Kill Each Other
“I despise it. Keep the leftovers for yourself, dog.” Xiao Qian turned her head, opened her mouth, and took the lukewarm oyster that Yu Minglang blew on. Grilled oysters are the most delicious food. But when eating them, you have to be particular – they can’t be too hot or too cold, otherwise, they won’t be fresh.
Xiao Qian usually let Yu Minglang, who isn’t afraid of the heat, take the at off the grill and blow on it for a few seconds; then she would just wait to eat it.
Shuixian watched the happy couples around the barbecue grill with a longing expression on her face.
When she was with Daodao, she also had soone to serve her. Now, she could only watch others flaunt their love.
The scene was heartbreaking. Every ti she saw others being affectionate, she recalled her painful past, and everything upset her. Whenever others were happy, she felt sad; when others were sad, she would shed tears; she seed to be trapped in the aftermath of a breakup.
Noticing Shuixian’s behavior, Xiao Qian exchanged glances with Yu Minglang, and the plan of the double-trap couple could begin.
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“There’s so much alcohol left. Drinking alone is no fun. How about we play a ga?” Xiao Qian suggested.
“What ga?” Liu i asked.
“Let’s play a ga where you can’t laugh or you’ll face the consequences – Truth or Dare.”
“How do we play?” Everyone looked at Xiao Qian.
“We’ll compete in pairs. One person asks, and the other answers. The other person can’t laugh or show emotion; they can only answer yes or no. If they laugh or show emotion, they must accept the other person’s punishnt, which is Truth or Dare. What do you think?”
Everyone agreed to the ga since they were in the mood for fun while drinking. Shuixian didn’t want to join in because she was feeling down, but Xiao Qian insisted on dragging her along, so she had no choice but to play.
Yu Minglang began organizing everyone to draw lots. The first pair was Yu Minglang and Fu Gui, with Yu Minglang asking questions.
For soone as cunning as Brother Lang, dealing with an intellectual like Fu Gui was effortless.
“Have you liked my little sister Liu i for a long ti?”
This question imdiately made Fu Gui’s face turn red, and Liu i’s face also reddened. Fu Gui answered with a yes.
“Did you already sleep with my sister?” Yu Minglang’s second question was shaless!
“Ah, how could that be possible!”
Fu Gui’s face seed about to explode, and Liu i glared at Yu Minglang, “Brother, we’ve only been dating for a few days, isn’t it too early to say that?”
“You lost. You can only answer yes or no. Co on, it’s ti for a kiss!”
It seed too fast for them to kiss after dating only a few days. Liu i and Fu Gui exchanged glances, then their faces reddened with embarrassnt.
“What’s the matter? Are you willing to accept your loss? Co on, are you a man or not?” Xiao Qian joined Yu Minglang in jeering.
n can’t stand being told they aren’t n, so Fu Gui mustered all the courage he had never shown before, embraced Liu i, and kissed her!
Soft… like marshmallows… with a hint of cumin…
After that, they couldn’t stop. This thoroughly confird that intellectuals were no ordinary people – once they let loose, they were downright wild!
Yu Minglang glanced at his watch, impatient as ti went by.
“Are you two done yet?”
Finally, Fu Gui and Liu i separated, their hearts pounding.
They continued drawing lots. This ti, Liu i drew Yu Minglang, and he asked the questions again.
“Is Fu Gui’s kissing technique particularly bad?”
“No!” Liu i learned from Fu Gui’s mistake and cautiously answered. Although her face was hot, she still managed not to fall into her brother’s trap.
“Have you secretly liked Fu Gui for a long ti? I heard you talking in your sleep about Brother Fu Gui a few months ago!”
“Nonsense! We didn’t even know each other a few months ago!” Liu i fell for the trap again…
When she realized it, all she saw was Yu Minglang’s cunning smile and Xiao Qian shaking her head.
“It’s all a trick,” Xiao Qian watched as Yu Minglang took down both Liu i and Fu Gui. She didn’t know whether to lant their innocence or simply admire Xiao Qiang’s shalessness.
“That doesn’t count! Sister-in-law, look at the questions he asked! It’s just ssing with people!” Liu i complained.
“You agreed to the bet, so you have to accept your loss. Why all the fuss?” Yu Minglang showed no rcy, not even for his sister.
Xiao Qiang chid in, “Liu i, it’s obvious you’ve been calling out ‘Don’t go, Brother Fu Gui’ in your sleep recently. How could you say it’s from a few months ago?”
“Sister-in-law! You’re just like my brother!” Liu i wished she could jump into the sea and pretend she didn’t exist. How could her brother and sister-in-law tease her like this?
On the other hand, Fu Gui felt satisfied. So, she thought of him like that. In fact, he had dreams of her all the ti; he had been dreaming about her for months since they first t. It was such a blessing to have feelings returned.
“Never mind how I found out. You lost, and that’s that. How about this – I won’t bully you, and we’ll just call it a Truth.”
Yu Minglang put on a serious face, “Liu i, who did you give your first kiss to?”
“Brother Fu Gui!”
“Oh~” Xiao Qian dragged out the sound, and Liu i blushed again. She hated Lang Lang and his nosy questions.
Fu Gui was even more overjoyed. Yu Minglang patted Fu Gui’s shoulder like an experienced livestock inspector, giving him an ill-intentioned look.
“You see, that kind of playful kiss doesn’t count. You two should cherish this relationship. However, getting too close before marriage is not good. But you two are young, so I can understand your needs. Besides, if you don’t try certain things before marriage, you might find out there are problems later. Can you return your spouse?”
“Sister-in-law, won’t you do sothing about him?!” Liu i felt that life was unbearable, and how could her entire family tease her about her relationship?
As for Fu Gui, he was elated. Could Yu Minglang be hinting at sothing more intimate between him and Liu i tonight… hehehe?!
After being single and inexperienced for so long, he finally had a beloved partner. How could he not have any thoughts?
As Fu Gui and Liu i blushed and their hearts raced, the experienced driver Chen Xiaoqian added.
“So, to prevent any regrets after marriage, it’s necessary to have premarital experiences like –”
“Sister-in-law!”
“I haven’t finished speaking. Why are you so agitated? What I ant was, as your family, it’s necessary for us to watch out for you before marriage. After dinner, let Xiao Qiang take Fu Gui for a bath. Don’t worry, with your brother around, everything will be clear!”
“Ahem!” This ti, Fu Gui choked.
Talk about shock value! Who would want to take a bath with Yu Minglang? It’s way too wicked!
“Just watching isn’t enough. How about we give them an extra one or two hundred and find two ladies to give them massages, so we can see what their character is really like. Would that be okay?”
Yu Minglang didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “Wife, can you not encourage them like this? I don’t want another woman giving a massage!”
How could there be such a woman in the world, encouraging her man to go out and find soone else?
“It just shows how much I trust you.” Xiao Qian blinked.
Yu Minglang had already won two rounds, and whoever he targeted ended up miserably. Liu i and Fu Gui were blushing furiously, and Fu Gui wanted to take revenge on behalf of his girlfriend.
When it was their turn for the third round, Fu Gui spoke up before they even drew lots.
“Ming Lang has already won two rounds. This ti, let Qian’er ask and Ming Lang answer, how about it?”
Let’s go with that! Love and war are all fair ga~
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