Chapter 1383: Chapter 1355: The Brain-damaged Trio Really Suits Them Chapter 1383: Chapter 1355: The Brain-damaged Trio Really Suits Them “…,” Mario Yuno smartly didn’t ask, and pretended to bow his head and amuse his daughter.
Yuzo Joel wasn’t stupid either; a man as clever and valiant as him suddenly grouped with those two fools couldn’t possibly bode well.
Both smarties pretended not to understand, but just then, Wendy, who was in Mario’s arms, suddenly piped up.
“What?”
Kiara felt especially surprised. This was another single word from Wendy, in addition to mom, dad, and many others.
Mario was torn between joy and sorrow. He hardly had ti to rejoice at his daughter’s increased vocabulary before she struck a blow – so young, and already capable of tricking her father.
“Since my daughter asked, I definitely can’t not answer. The boy-band na I’ve co up with for you guys is— the Brain-damaged Trio! If you grew so fur, you’d definitely be on par with huskies, Alaskan Malamutes, and Samoyeds, the sled-pulling trio. They’re the Snow Sled Trio, and you guys are the Brain-damaged Trio!”
As expected!
I knew she wouldn’t say anything nice!
Mario Yuno and Yuzo Joel both insisted they were different from the other two alluring…goods, only Wendy in Mario’s arms giggled.
“Baby girl, your mom might just have a natural field that attracts fools; there are hardly any normal people around her. Thankfully, you’re more like and not like your dad. Otherwise, mom would be way more stressed.”
“Character can be nurtured,” Mario silently resolved, looking at his daughter. He might not have managed to have the na Ulfa Yuno catch on, but he could totally raise big Wendy to be a bright and positive girl, just like himself. His wife would certainly be delighted!
Kiara’s faint sadness, dispersed by those two clowns, was picked up anew by Mario’s words, causing her endless annoyance.
“If you turn my daughter into a fool, I’ll never let you off the hook!” Kiara glared at Arua with fury. Did this guy not have an inkling of his own emotional intelligence, aspiring to lure away her clever daughter? It was unforgivable!
“Exactly!” Yuzo Joel eagerly joined her side, finding it extrely easy to stomp on Arua’s bandwagon.
As he joined Kiara in viewing Mario with the sa disdainful rhythm, he sneakily put his hand on Kiara’s shoulder, trying to look like a good father while she was distracted.
“Kiara is the best. She inherited my IQ, and my EQ—”
“If she inherited everything from you, I’d be in big trouble! Get lost!”
Kiara shook off the fool as well.
“Hahaha!”
Now it was Mario and Wendy’s turn to laugh together at Yuzo Joel.
Yuzo Joel felt a sting in his heart, looking pitiful as he wagged his tail at Kiara.
“Baby Kiara, I’m heartbroken right now, I need comforting~ How about I treat you to a al, to nd my wounded heart?”
Only with Kiara did Yuzo behave this way. It was supposed to be him treating Kiara to a al, yet he made it sound like she should thank him for comforting his wounded heart.
“What heartache have you suffered?”
“Seeing you and Arua so close, it makes feel like I, as a father, have been abandoned. Ah, why is it that all affection is to gather together, yet family affection is destined to part from the beginning? To raise a child and eventually see them step out of your protection, when they no longer need you, that’s when they’ve grown up. Growth, ah, it always brings unavoidable pain, my heart aches so much~~~”
Yuzo Joel struck a pose as if clutching his heart like Xi Shi, seeming hugely affected.
But upon closer consideration, there was more to his words.
Kiara understood; wasn’t this a roundabout way of comforting her about Arlong’s situation?
The gloom that once clouded her heart was soothed by his words.
“I, too, will get worked up like this in the future, thinking about my Willa possibly having to go through so growing pains. As a father, I’ll be able to give so advice but won’t be able to interfere. Adults always want their children to take fewer detours, but without those detours, they might not mature. Even knowing the outco might be bad, I still need to let her experience more. It’s painful though~”
Mario Yuno joined in with Yuzo Joel’s rhythm, turning into a guru of soul-soothing platitudes.
The two of them playing off each other like that—if Kiara didn’t understand, then there must be sothing wrong with her head.
“Enough, aren’t you guys being mushy? It’s not a big deal, do I look like soone who can’t let go?”
Like…
It’s not about looking like it—she was that person, okay! Deep down she was hurting like hell, yet she had to pretend she didn’t care.
But the two n also only dared to think this in their minds—who would dare to say it out loud?
“Alright, let’s drop this topic, I get it all. Co on, I’ll treat you to a al.”
“Huh?” Mario Yuno was surprised, why wasn’t she being willful today?
“Ah!” Yuzo Joel was also a bit surprised, but his focus was different from Mario’s. “You’re treating us?”
“Yeah, I’m treating you!”
“Haha, great, looks like repaynt’s in sight,” Yuzo Joel was quite happy.
When Mario heard that Kiara was treating, he imdiately suggested, “Daughter-in-law, I know an outdoor food stall whose braised dishes are delicious. Let’s treat your father there, shall we?”
It was the kind of place where 30 bucks gets you stuffed, and the boss might even knock off a little change.
“Hey, that’s not fair. When I’m treating, you choose the most expensive places to splurge, but when it’s your turn, you pick a roadside stall?” Yuzo Joel wasn’t having it.
“You’re not eating?” Kiara glanced at him, and Yuzo Joel instantly blood into a smile.
“This roadside stall is good, it always offers a different experience. In fact, I’ve long despised those fancy restaurants, what do they serve? All style, no substance, completely forgetting the original intention of gourt food, what a joke!”
“But I was thinking of taking you to a roadside stall first, and then to a big hotel.”
When Kiara said this, Mario was truly comforted.
Hahahaha, he shouldn’t bla his daughter for sche against him. When it cos to sche maestro, Kiara was surely the one!
“Well, actually I think those big restaurants do depend on the location. So may have lost their original purpose, but if it’s a place Kiara recomnds, then it must be a convergence of delicacies that leave a lingering taste and make one yearn for more.”
True to his reputation as an authority, Jimmy could flatter in such a refreshing and lofty manner!
Yuzo Joel just watched as Mario shoved Wendy onto Kiara, and then he placed his hands together above his head.
“What are you playing at now?” Yuzo Joel was puzzled. What kind of pose was this?
“A lightning rod. I’m afraid God’s gonna strike you down for talking with your conscience buried, but what if the lightning misses and hits ?!”
“…I’ve decided, tomorrow I’ll arrange for Kiara to attend a seminar out of town, and have her gone for a month. Don’t worry, I’ll arrange for a nanny, and I’ll take my granddaughter along too. Oh, and the Beautiful Lady at ho must be lonely, let’s take her along as well~”
“Father-in-law, you’re truly as beautiful as a flower today. Mighty sir, let’s have a few drinks tonight, and let my daughter-in-law drive~”
Kiara watched these two shaless guys from the side, really two of a kind, each changing faces faster than the other.
The nickna ‘Brain-damaged Trio’ really didn’t do them injustice!
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