Chapter 542 Fate is A Lack of
While Feng Na and the others stared in disbelief, they saw Li Yundong standing behind them with a faint smile. At the sa ti, Su Chan beside him looked at Feng Na sympathetically and shot her a helpless expression.
Feng Na was so shocked that she suddenly jumped up and her eyeballs almost popped out. Then she stamred, “You, why are you here? Are you ghosts?”
Besides Feng Na, Kris, John, and Cheng Cheng were also scared to death. Alba was eating, and she got so scared that she almost choked and even rolled her eyes. She was beating her chest loudly, and it was not easy for her to recover her breath. She imdiately turned to John and slowly said, “God, is he a human being? When did he get here? How long has he been here?”
Li Yundong put on a straight face and pretended to be very angry. He went over to Feng Na and took a bag of snacks. As he tore it open, he said leisurely, “I am not an ordinary person. It is normal for to suddenly appear here?”
Feng Na was tongue-tied and said, “But, but… I didn’t see you just now! Were you hiding in the classroom? No, no, if that’s the case, I would have been able to hear your phone ring and voice!”
Next to her, John suddenly shouted in an excited mood, “I got it. Master suddenly appeared like last ti on the ship, like the Japanese ninjas!”
John’s eyes glowed and he said to Li Yundong, “Is that right, Master?”
Li Yundong didn’t prefer to argue with them on this matter. He coughed dryly, eating snacks, and said to Feng Na with a aningful smile, “I seed to have heard that soone acted first and reported afterward under my na, was it right?”
As expected, Feng Na and the others present were attracted by Li Yundong’s topic. She smiled awkwardly, and soon said to him with a big smile, “Oh my dear. Can’t you see I’m just kidding? By the way, it’s not a big deal for friends to help each other… right?”
Cheng Cheng also added, “Yeah, Li Yundong, Kris and John are quite sincere and they ca all the way to China to learn from you. It’s a great honor for you. Why don’t you agree?”
Li Yundong smiled, glancing at them, and then said, “Co off it. I have a sense of propriety.”
Cheng Cheng was always righteous and straightforward. She couldn’t help wanting to speak again, but Feng Na imdiately stopped her. She rushed to interject with a smile, “Well, we don’t care, but they’ve traveled a great distance here. You have to give everyone an account, right?”
At this ti, the astute Kris imdiately stood up and said with a respectful mood, “Master, you asked us to change our nationality. We have already done it, but we still need so ti…”
Li Yundong was a little surprised. He had only spoken casually, and hadn’t expected John to really change his nationality!
But what he said couldn’t be changed now. Li Yundong didn’t know whether to laugh or cry in his heart. After thinking for a while, he decided to use delaying tactics and said, “Let’s talk about it later.”
Kris said with a little disappointnt, “But, we’ve waited a long ti!”
Li Yundong smiled. “Take it easy. Haste makes waste. If God gave you a talent for cultivation, everything will work out!”
Kris and John looked at each other, then Kris said sadly, “Just as I expected, he won’t agree!”
John said in a low voice, “Master, do you think our sincerity is not enough?” He suddenly thought of sothing and imdiately said to Li Yundong with an excited face, “Master, in the next few days, I’m going to get my new identity and new nationality, so I did an earth-shattering thing!”
Although Li Jiandong felt that John addressing him was a little harsh, he still asked curiously, “Oh? What earth-shattering event? Did you hold a press conference to announce your new identity?”
John waved his hand and said with a big smile, “No, no, I gave myself an imposing Chinese na!”
Li Yundong said with a smile, “What na? How awe-inspiring is it?”
Su Chan also ca over and reached for the snack bag in Li Yundong’s hand to get sothing to eat. She looked at John while eating and asked curiously, “Yes, what’s your na?”
John said proudly, “You all know this na. If I say it out loud, it will definitely make you feel refreshed!”
Li Yundong was unable to stifle a laugh, “Pretty good, John, now you can use Chinese idioms. It seems that I won’t have to teach you how to greet people again in the future!”
The foreigner chuckled and said, “Master, can you guess what Chinese na I have?”
Li Yundong scolded with a smile, “Don’t call master. I’m not your master. Go on. Don’t keep us guessing!”
Only then did John wave his arm and proudly say word by word, “The Chinese na I have is… Mao! Ze! Dong!”
Even though Li Yundong’s cultivation was profound and his willpower was strong, when he heard this na, he almost couldn’t breathe. He almost choked and rolled his eyes!
If a top-level Yang Spirit expert like him was choked to death, it would truly make it the greatest joke in the past five thousand years!
Feng Na was drinking coke. Hearing John’s words, she imdiately spewed out a mouthful of her drink, covering Cheng Cheng’s whole face.
Su Chan bent over in laughter and clutched her belly hard.
Seeing that Li Yundong and the others had such a big reaction, John suddenly said with a puzzled look, “What’s wrong? Isn’t this na good?”
Li Yundong ca to his senses. He suppressed his laughter and said, “Okay, of course, this na is good! But you can’t use it.”
John said anxiously, “Why not?”
At this ti, Feng Na helped wipe the coke off Cheng Cheng while suppressing her laughter. She explained, “This is the na of the founding leader of our country. You can’t use it.”
John said curiously, “But there are also many people in our country who have the na Washington! What does it matter?”
Cheng Cheng, whose face was dripping with Feng Na’s coke, said angrily, “You can’t use it. There is no reason. Don’t you know the ways of different countries? Anyway, you can’t use the na of our national leader!”
John couldn’t help muttering, “I hate politics!” But soon, his eyes lit up again and he said, “Then, I’ll take another one. How about Renmingongshe [TL: ans ‘people’s commune’]?”
At this ti, Cheng Cheng was so angry that she couldn’t help laughing out loud. “No, no, that na is too strange!”
John said with a little disappointnt, “That’s not okay? Then… how about Da Yuejin [TL: ans ‘the great leap forward’]?”
Li Yundong couldn’t help laughing and said, “John, why do you keep going with weird old terms? Can’t you find sothing that can keep up with the tis?”
John clapped his hands and said proudly, “Then, call … Gaigekaifang [TL: ans ‘the reform and opening-up revolution’]!”
Here Li Yundong finally couldn’t help laughing. Even Su Chan laughed so hard that she almost rolled on the ground.
When John saw Li Yundong and the others laughing so hard that they were out of breath, particularly Feng Na and Cheng Cheng, who were nearly dying of laughter, he said with suspicion, “What’s wrong? Is this na not good? It’s very popular!”
Feng Na rubbed her belly and said with a smile, “John, if you really want to be Chinese, you can’t randomly choose a na. You have to choose a surna first, and then a given na. Isn’t it the sa for your country when you guys choose nas?”
John scratched his ssy blonde hair and said, “My father gave my grandfather’s na directly. How could I have had a say?”
At this ti, Kris couldn’t help but say with a smile, “John, Chinese people are very particular about their nas. So of them even consider feng shui.”
Li Yundong looked at her in surprise. “You know about this?”
Kris smiled faintly and said in a reserved manner, “I know a little bit. I heard Grandma ntion it before. She said that in ancient tis, when Chinese people picked a na, they would first calculate their dates of birth by examining their Birth Chart. Next, according to what their life lacked, they would find a fitting na, right?”
Li Yundong suddenly looked at Kris with new eyes. He nodded and praised her, “Pretty good, it’s unusual for you to know this kind of thing!”
John said to her curiously, “Then do you know what I’m lacking? What na should I be called?”
Kris said helplessly, “I don’t know this… This is sothing only those who understand Zhouyi can understand.”
Li Yundong said with a smile, “It’s good that you know these things.”
John looked at Li Yundong eagerly and said, “Master, please help !”
Li Yundong smiled, patted Su Chan’s shoulder next to him, and said, “You can ask her. She is an expert.”
Su Chan held back her laughter and said to John with a smile, “Do you want to have a Chinese na? Then you should choose a surna first. Only then can you choose a Chinese na!”
John asked, “What family nas do you have?”
Su Chan counted on her fingers and said, “Uh, a lot. There are more than a hundred surnas in China. Almost every surna has its own origin and aning.”
John was shocked by her words, “So many? Then, I’ll have the sa surna as my master!”
Su Chan turned to Li Yundong and noticed that he didn’t seem to mind. She said with a grin, “So your surna will be Li? Zhao, Qian, Sun and Li. The surna Li not only ranks fourth out of the hundreds of family nas in China, but it’s also an emperor’s surna. Not bad! However, if you want to calculate your Birth Chart based on your birth date, you have to tell the specifics of the year and month first.”
“I was born in May 1990…” John said.
Su Chan counted on her hands and said, “Then you were born in Gengchen month, the year of Geng Wu…What about the specific date and ti?”
After John said the ti, Su Chan calculated again and said, “Ah, your fate is full of fire, and the five elents lack wood, so you have to choose a na with wood.”
When John heard this, he was confused. Although he could understand every word she said, he didn’t know what it ant when connecting them together. However, when he heard that he was going to make up for wood, he imdiately understood and said happily, “My na is Li Mu!”
Cheng Cheng beside him smiled maliciously, “Why don’t we call you… Shan Mu?”
Feng Na burst into laughter and glared at Cheng Cheng. “Don’t talk nonsense. You shouldn’t joke around.”
Cheng Cheng laughed in a low voice and said, “He is already stupid. If he’s making up for wood, what kind of wood should it be?”
As they spoke, the two of them began to chuckle.
John didn’t know what they were talking about, so he just smiled. Su Chan said with a grin, “Is there the word for wood in your na? Are you sure? You should know that the more we lack in the five elents, the more words there should be in the na. For example, if you lack a piece of wood, you can be called Lin, because that contains two Mu! [TL: the character for ‘lin’ is made up of multiple ‘mu’ trees]”
John said imdiately, “My na is Li Lin! Ah, call Linlin!”
Cheng Cheng couldn’t help but tease, “But in Chinese characters, the 森 (sen) of 森林 (Senlin) consists of three 木 (mu). Isn’t that even more?”
John soon added, “Then my na is Li Sensen!”
Feng Na and Cheng Cheng laughed. “What a strange na!”
Li Yundong couldn’t help laughing and said, “Forget it, don’t tease him. the na Li Sensen feels gloomy. Call him Li Sen. It’s good!”
John was overjoyed at once. “Li Sen? Okay, I like it! Haha, I have a Chinese na!”
Kris couldn’t control her curiosity. “Then can I have one too?”
Su Chan said with a smile, “Of course. Do you have any idea for your surna?”
Kris thought for a mont and said, “My grandmother’s surna is Lin. I’ll use that as my surna.”
Su Chan nodded. “Okay. What about your date of birth?”
Kris quickly told her. Su Chan counted on her fingers and said with a smile, “Your life flourishes with the earth, and the five elents lack water.”
Kris’ reaction was very fast. “Then my na is Lin Miao?”
Su Chan clapped her hands and said with a smile, “Lin Miao? Good na, not bad!”
Although Alba had co to China and studied Chinese for a while, at this mont, she only looked at Kris, John, Li Yundong and the others, who were talking in Chinese. How could she understand?
She felt like she was listening to aliens talk. She was both angry and anxious. She gnashed her teeth and thought to herself, “D*mn it, John. He must be speaking Chinese on purpose. Ugh!”
Alba couldn’t help but ask, “Can anyone tell what you are laughing at?”
Feng Na was a bit closer to Kris. She laughed and then explained what had happened just now, saying, “Kris and John both have Chinese nas. Do you want one?”
Alba couldn’t help being delighted and said, “Can I do it too? Okay, okay!” Then, she quickly told her the date of her birthday.
Feng Na smiled and translated Alba’s words to Su Chan. Su Chan counted on her fingers and was suddenly stunned. She turned to Li Yundong and said, “Yundong, her Birth Chart is a little strange.”
Li Yundong silently calculated with his fingers, and he was also slightly stunned. He couldn’t help but glance at Alba in surprise.
When Alba saw Su Chan and Li Yundong looking at her with strange eyes, she couldn’t help but feel anxious. She tentatively asked in stiff Chinese, “What’s wrong?”
Su Chan said to Alba with confusion, “Your birth destiny is very strange. It’s actually full of the five elents, especially the Yin Qi, which is very heavy. It’s really strange!”
Feng Na translated the words directly to her, but Alba asked in a strange tone, “Five elents? What is it? What does she an by too much Yin Qi?”
Feng Na frowned. It was really hard to translate these words. “The five elents are the five elents of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. The Yin Qi is too heavy… Well, it’s just that the Yang Qi in your body is less than the Yin Qi…”
Alba listened with blank eyes. “What is the Yang Qi?”
Feng Na’s back was sweating. She didn’t know how to translate the words, but she quickly had an idea. She pointed to the sky and said, “It’s the aning of the sun and the moon. The Yang Qi corresponds to the forr, and the Yin Qi corresponds to the latter.”
At this ti, John asked curiously, “Alba, since your Yin Qi is so strong, what do you need?”
Alba was confused at this ti. She didn’t fully understand, but she didn’t want to lose face in front of everyone. She thought to herself, “This man says that I lack Yang Qi. Isn’t that just a lack of sun?”
She clapped her hands and said in awkward Chinese, “I’ve got it!”
Everyone was stunned and looked at her one after another. Alba was so proud, shaking her head as she said, “I lack the sun!”
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