"Parappa rapper... Seiou-sama has leveled up."
Suddenly, along with a burst of light, a strange little girl with wings appeared.
She looked to be around twenty centiters tall, with the appearance of a fairy straight out of a fairy tale, purple, shiny hair and the look of a girl in her mid-teens.
"I am Macaron, a fairy who serves Lady Freya. From now on, I will be assisting you, Seiou-sama."
Macaron spun gracefully in the air before us. It seed she could fly.
"A divine ssenger of Lady Freya. Just like in the legends!" Princess Ellis said, looking very pleased with herself. I, on the other hand, had no idea what was going on.
"To put it simply," Macaron continued, "I'm here to watch over you, Seiou-sama. Whenever your level goes up, I'll co to report it."
"This world has levels?" I asked.
"Yes. Normally, people can't see their levels. But since you're a ssenger of the Supre Rulers, you can view your stats and level."
So it's kind of like a ga, huh?
"You leveled up just now, so I ca to tell you."
"That's great, I guess... but I haven't fought anything or done anything special."
"Well, it's likely because Princess Ellis got close to you and whispered sweet words. Your secret wish to be called 'Master' by a beautiful girl ca true. That desire being fulfilled raised your level."
"What the heck!?"
"As soone with the unique class of 'Sex King,' defeating monsters won't increase your level. You level up by fulfilling your sexual desires. So in this case, it's thanks to the princess."
"I did it!" Ellis clapped her hands happily.
So that's why she got all close and started calling "Master." Leveling up by fulfilling desires... not your very usual system.
Better not think about it too deeply, it'll just give a headache.
"Fine, whatever. So, what changed with my level up?"
"Your stamina went up by 1, strength by 1, intelligence by 1, and luck by 7."
(That doesn't feel like much... and why is only luck rising so fast? It's like I'm so clown character.)
"Oh, and your 'Vitality' went up by 25."
Vitality..... as in... 'that' kind of vitality?
"What's 'Vitality' exactly?"
"Well, it's... a man's—"
"Don't say it! Just, do I get magic or sothing?"
"You've unlocked a spell called 'Sex Magic: Lotion.'"
"Sex Magic Lotion... so that ans?"
"Yes. You can now make lotion co out of your hand. It's considered a support spell."
(A support spell for what exactly?)
"Any other skills?"
"You can now craft an item: Body Soap."
(That's... definitely a sex-related item.)
When they checked my skill affinity back in the palace, this is exactly what they ant, looks like I can only learn magic and skills related to adult hentai services.
"Can't I make weapons or sothing?"
"Nope."
"Even if I level up?"
"You'll just be able to make more lotion. Oh, but you can now create armor."
"Well, that's sothing important."
"Only sexy underwear, though."
"Oh sexy... Wait what? Seriously!?"
How can that even be considered ad armor? It's practically being naked.
"What about healing? Sothing like herbs or potions?"
"You'll be able to craft herbs that boost stamina... and aphrodisiacs."
"Is there any magic here that might actually be useful instead of just sex drives?"
"There's a support spell you learned: 'Expert Eye.'"
"What does this 'Expert Eye' do?"
"It lets you see the mood or motivation of hosts and hostesses by reading their aura."
(...So 'expert' refers to soone experienced in sexual services, huh?)
It's said that veterans can tell whether a hostess club is a trap or not just by looking. I don't know how true that is, though.
"You also learned a skill called 'Kink Scan.'"
"Don't explain it. I can already guess."
"What's a 'kink'?" asked the princess.
"Don't explain it, just stay shut," I interrupted Macaron again.
"What's my job class?"
"Of course, Sex King. But your mastery is still under one percent."
"Yeah right... Obviously...."
No use complaining. I don't know how to return to my original world. For now, I'll have to live as the Sex King in this new world. Hopefully, no monsters show up.
"Please don't feel down," Ellis said. "If you were a noble 'Holy King,' another country would've taken you already. Only because you're the 'Sex King' could our struggling kingdom welco you. We're in decline, after all."
She said it with pride, puffing up her chest.
Who takes pride in their country's decline? What kind of princess is this?
And then,
"Oh, I forgot to ntion, you also learned one attack spell."
"Oh? What is it?"
"Bondage Magic." Macaron said with a prideful look on her face.
"..."
Why is my first attack spell one that ties people up, specially won?
Let be clear, I'm not into that kind of thing.
"Still, it's an offensive spell. That's wonderful," Ellis said, surprisingly enthusiastic.
"We should test it now, just in case. You never want to use a spell for the first ti during a real fight."
Fair enough. It's my only 'offensive' spell, better to try it out.
"Umm... Alright, let's try. What do I do?"
"Just focus magic in your right hand and say it in your mind."
I followed Macaron's instructions and aid at a tree.
—Sex Magic: Bondage—
*Swoosh*
A wave of energy shot out from my right arm—but instead of hitting the tree, it curved completely around and struck Ellis instead.
"KYAAAA!"
Ropes of magic tied her tightly over her dress.
"Kikkou Shibari", a traditional Japanese form of bondage from the Edo period, designed to highlight the chest and apply pressure to certain... areas. It's still practiced today, mostly in adult films.
"What happened!?" cried Miya, the palace officer, running into the carriage.
"What are you doing to the princess!?"
"It wasn't ! She told to try it!"
Apparently, the spell auto-targets the nearest person regardless of direction.
The rope outlined Ellis's figure tightly through her dress.
"It's so tight... it's pressing on everything..."
Even blushing and bound like that, Princess Ellis looked oddly captivating.
—Parappa, Seiou-sama leveled up again—
"Ah, got a little excited, didn't you, pervert Seiou-sama?" Macaron teased.
"What!? Wait, that wasn't my fault!"
"Leveling up proves it."
"Could soone please untie now!?" Ellis scread.
"How do I undo it?" I asked.
"Just imagine dispelling the magic," Macaron said.
I followed her instructions.
*Shrr*
The ropes vanished imdiately.
"Whew... that was quite unexpected," Ellis said, finally free.
"Please don't tell anyone about this," Miya sighed, holding her head.
At least she understood it was an accident.
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