The next day, Jas Grind was sitting in front of his Director with his head lowered down, and he hunched a bit, scared of getting scolded.
"Agent 69 Jas Grind, you've failed three tis… embarrassingly," the Director said the next day. "I've never been so embarrassed by you when I heard from Henderson that you did an unnecessary thing, and you actually saved Long Zhen before he got assassinated."
"You should be ashad with your record, Jas Grind. Even Henderson has a better track record than you," the Director said.
"Wait, who is Henderson?"
"Agent 34 Henderson Taichi, how could you forget your own partner?! He is so passionate about making you a good spy!" the Director yelled.
"You an… HenTai?"
"Henderson Taichi!"
"Yes, HenTai…"
"Henderson!"
"HenTai."
"Henderso—"
"HenTai."
"… HenTai," the Director finally yielded and accepted Agent 34 Henderson Taichi's new na. The Director cleared her throat and continued, "You should be punished. I will station you in the maid café as your new espionage mission."
"NO! I do not want to crossdress!" Jas Grind desperately begged. "Director, I will do anything as long as I don't get to crossdress!"
The Director seed to think for a mont, then he said, "I can forgive you and not let you crossdress for the public. But… you have to crossdress for one person only."
Jas Grind imagined that he had to crossdress for one perverted guy vs crossdress for dozens of perverted old uncles. "I will take that one guy! Please, don't let do crossdressing in public!"
Jas Grind rembered when those old uncles grinned at him pervertedly, wanting to touch him even though the maid café already ntioned no touching the maids.
"Fine then, I do found a sponsor for you. This sponsor said that he wants you to accompany him as his personal assassin," the Director said. She looked at the door and signalled. "You may co out now, Master."
The door slowly opened, and a man around 185 cm tall with perd hair and a black suit. "Yes, I need my personal assassin here."
Jas Grind gawked when he saw the man he hated so much suddenly entered his spy base. Jas Grind took out the nearest fruit knife and yelled, "Stay away! Director, go to the hidden door behind the bookcase by pulling the third book. I will protect you first!"
"…."
"…."
"Director?" Jas Grind was confused when he saw his Director sitting leisurely. She sighed and ordered Jas Grind;
"Put down that fruit knife. Master Long Zhen is our esteed guest," The Director stated. "You will be assigned with him. He paid so much money for your service."
"What?!" Jas Grind protested. "You are just going to sell out like this?! Director, I am a valuable asset in this organization!"
"Don't worry, you are going to get a share. Master Long Zhen paid so much money for your service. Take this as a personal mission," Director added, trying to pacify Jas Grind.
"I would never—"
"I will give you half of it. He paid us 20 million dollars. 10 million dollars, okay?"
"… okay."
Long Zhen chuckled when he witnessed how Jas Grind accepted the bribe of 10 million dollars to be his private assassin. "I can always pay you more if your service is good, Mister Grind."
Jas Grind blushed, and he pointed his finger at Long Zhen. "W—What a horrible man! I'm not going to be your whore! Do you think you can pay with—"
"Extra five million dollars if you do a good job?" Long Zhen snipped and offered imdiately.
"… Yes, Master Long Zhen."
Jas Grind started counting the money he could get just by staying beside Long Zhen.
[Pupa, I will be rich soon!]
[Pupa:… Your identity here is a spy and assassin, not a kept man.]
[Doesn't matter, where there is money, there is . I am a realistic man.]
[Pupa:…]
"Okay, you two can go sowhere and do your stuff. I will be counting your money," the Director said. At the sa ti, she opened three big boxes that Long Zhen brought, containing twenty million dollars. "Money-money-money-money."
Jas Grind and Long Zhen sat inside the bulletproof Rolls Royce. Jas Grind was both expectant and scared, especially since Long Zhen was still considered his enemy. Maybe Long Zhen would kill him here, or perhaps he would torture him.
"S—So, Master Long, since you are now my boss, what do you want to do? I am a professional assassin! I can kill your enemy with ease!" Jas Grind boasted to his new temporary boss.
"Hn? Of course, you will have to kill ," Long Zhen said lightly. He smiled at Jas Grind and rubbed his head gently. "I've been a target of assassination since young. They usually either try to gain my trust first or straight up try to seduce . But all of them ended up dead—"
Long Zhen gaze darkened, and he scoffed ironically. "Because I know that they have no good inside their heart. I live in a dark world, so it would be nice to have sothing sunny around ."
"But that is absurd! You paid to be your killer? I thought you would use as a tool to attack your enemy or sothing!" Jas Grind protested. "I'm a professional, you know!"
"But I don't want you to get hurt," Long Zhen said honestly.
"I will not get hurt!"
"You just did before. Don't you rember when you fell from my vent?" Long Zhen chuckled. "That was pretty funny."
"T—That is a one-ti thing!" Jas Grind protested. "Trust , I can be a good killer!"
Long Zhen pinched Jas Grind's cheek gently and said, "That's why you should be my personal assassin, okay? You are responsible for killing if you can. If you are successful, you'd be hailed as a great assassin in the future."
Jas Grind started imagining the amount of money he could get and the notoriety for assassinating Long Zen. This was ridiculous, but Long Zhen never actually hurt him when he got caught.
"You won't fight when I try to assassinate you, right?" Jas Grind asked.
"Well, of course, I will fight. But don't worry, I will not hurt you," Long Zhen smiled. "Don't be too scared with . I will not hurt you since I know that you are harmless."
Jas Grind, who was confident that he could kill Long Zhen in the future, felt insulted by that sentence. "I'm also harmful. I will prove to you that I'm harmful and dangerous!"
Long Zhen sighed helplessly, and he chuckled. "Okay, okay, I believe in you. Do your best to be dangerous, okay?"
[Pupa: Ding! Breakter increases to 0%.]
[Pupa: Ding! Fateter increases to 35%.]
[Pupa: I think Urduk fucked you too hard in the last world, now your mind has regressed from a stupid hoe to simply stupid.]
[Eh? I don't see the difference.]
[Pupa: Exactly.]
"Okay, now. Since I've saved you from the public crossdressing disaster, when will you crossdress for ? I wonder if you will look good with maid dress," Long Zhen comnted while leering perversely at Jas Grind's body.
Jas Grind hurriedly covered his body with his hands and yelled, "S—Shaless!"
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