PAC: the Dating Sim AU
BEGIN GA
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[Input player na]
[Na accepted]
Welco, CHOSEN ONE! Oh boy, its sure a hot day today, isnt it? Far too hot to be staying ho! Its a good thing you and your friends are going to the beach, isnt it? You should get ready! Make sure to pack your [swimsuit], [sunscreen], [water bottle], [towel] and [hat]!
> Look around
You look around your bedroom! There are several items strewn about. A pile of laundry, an open closet, and a depression nest on your bed. What a ss! Dont forget to pack your [swimsuit], [sunscreen], [water bottle], [towel] and [hat]!
> Take bed
You take your bed! Its very heavy!
> Take closet
You take your closet! Its very heavy!
> Eat bed
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Oh look! Its your childhood best friend, QUBE! Shes got a tote bag filled with fun things for the beach! Shes looking very cute in a white sundress.
QUBE
Chosen One! Why arent you ready yet? Were you sleeping?
> Say hi
QUBE
Oh dear, looks like you havent packed anything at all!
Qube, being a good friend, packs all your things for you.
QUBE
Did you want to [drive] or [walk] to the beach?
> Fly
QUBE
Tee-hee! We cant fly, silly!
Qube gives you a very understanding smile. What a lucky guy you are, to have a friend who puts up with your terrible jokes.
QUBE
Since its such a lovely day, lets walk!
> No. Fly!
You start to walk to the beach. Its very hot, almost hot enough to make you regret not driving. However, you soon walk past a pop up ice cream stand. A handso man with a magnificent hat is busking in front of it. His song is haunting and lyrical, evoking sumr romance.
> Take hat
You take the mans hat. He looks upset.
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
Sir! I must protest! Please, return my hat!
QUBE
Chosen One! Thats not very nice! Give him back his hat!
> Eat hat
You eat his hat. It is a very large hat, with a big feather in it. Its uncomfortable, but you eventually manage it. It takes an awkwardly long ti. No one looks happy about this developnt.
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
Ive heard of soone vowing to eat their own hat, but this is the first ti Ive seen soone eat another persons hat! Against all odds, Im impressed! Allow to introduce myself! I am
[Input na of MYSTERIOUS STRANGER]
> Sewer Bard
[Na accepted]
SEWER BARD
Sewer Bard! Really? And where are you two going on such a sultry day?
QUBE
Were going to the beach!
SEWER BARD
Ah, the beach! A place of sun and fun, where all people beco one with nature. I would love to join two such spirited beings on this journey. May I accompany you?
[Yes/No]
> Stand on Sewer Bard
[Sewer Bard has joined your party!]
SEWER BARD
Fortunately, I just so happened to have so aqua-appropriate clothing to hand. Make sure not to fall in love with ~!
Sewer Bard takes off his outfit, revealing so revealing~ speedos underneath. He winks at Qube and you. Hes very handso. Would you like to [wink] back?
[Warning: Not winking back will permanently close Sewer Bards route]
> Look around
Youre still standing in front of the ice cream stall. Sewer Bard had packed up his lute, and small pouch people were throwing coins into. Sewer Bard is still winking at you. Would you like to [wink] back, or [dismiss] him?
> Examine ice cream stall
A very grumpy looking older man is selling all different flavours of ice cream. He keeps looking at you.
IGMA
You looking to buy or sell?
> Pick up ice cream tub
You dont have enough money to buy a full tub of ice cream!
> Pick up. Ice cream. Tub.
You pick up the ice cream tub.
> Put in Qubes bag
You put the tub of ice cream in Qubes bag.
QUBE
Chosen One, please take this tub out of my tote.
MR IGMA
You take it, you bought it.
SEWER BARD
Please, allow to cover for my new friends! Maybe even more than friends?
Sewer Bard is still winking at you. Hes very persistent. Will you [wink] back, or [break his heart]?
> Eat ice cream
You eat the ice cream. It tastes like betrayal. You finish walking to the beach, skipping past a scene where you could have rescued either Qube or Sewer Bard from a dangerous spider. What a pity you decided to steal!
SENSUAL GODDESS
Well hello my little lovelies. Im glad you finally made it. Im not used to waiting.
In front of you is a sensual goddess. Long brown hair flows down her back, tendrils of it curling behind her
> Eat goddess
[error] [ErroR] [eRrOr]
many arms. Her spider fangs glisten at you, and the eternally screaming childrens faces stitched onto her sides already have their sunscreen applied. Her string bikini leaves little to the imagination, and everything to sensual-isation. Her many bare feet, ending with cute claws, dig into the sand.
[Input SENSUAL GODDESS na]
> Sexy Screamy Spider Lady
[Na accepted]
SEXY SCREAMY SPIDER LADY
Looks like everyones ready for our beach date.
She winks four of her eyes at you. Its obvious shes into you. Are you into her?[Yes/No]
[Warning: Saying no will permanently close Sexy Screamy Spider Ladys route]
> No
You have selected yes! She will now be available for private dates.
> nonononono
UNKNOWN PERSON
Excuse , you are standing in the way of my experint.
A hot young man with hot red hair and hot red eyes is glaring at you all! Hes also covered in tattoos, so you know hes hardcore! Hes busy frying ants on the beach with a magnifying glass.
UNKNOWN PERSON
Im trying to introduce fire resistance, so they can beco fire ants.
QUBE
Oh dear! Do you think I should tell him that fire ants already exist? Since were at the beach, maybe he should try and create water ants?
UNKNOWN PERSON
Water ants? Hm. They could be useful for marine-based battles. What do you think?
> Take his magnifying glass
You take away the strangers magnifying glass. He looks upset at this theft.
UNKNOWN PERSON
Give that back!
> Take out bed
Sohow you still have your bed with you. You gently place your bed on the beach. The waves are crashing and the sun is hot. Its perfect for a sumr snooze! The unknown person is still upset. He has taken off his robes, and is now wearing a deep v-cut UV shirt and knee-length swim shorts.
QUBE
Im sorry, sir! My friend can be a bit silly sotis, tee-hee! My na is Qube, whats yours?
[Input UNKNOWN PERSONs na]
> Definitely Bad Guy
[Na accepted]
DEFINITELY BAD GUY
I am known as Definitely Bad Guy. Since you are all here, I request that you help with my water ant experints. It may be the key to winning the next war.
Definitely Bad Guy is looking right at you! Will you [help him create aquatic insect warriors]or [decline]?
[Warning: Declining to create wet soldiers will permanently close Definitely Bad Guys route]
> Eat fried ants
You eat the fried ants. Now you have ant-breath. No one will ever kiss you.
QUBE
Im going to go swimming! Look, our good friend SQUIGGLES is already there!
> Get into bed
You get into your bed. All your friends, old and new, go swimming without you. You dont even get to see Squiggles. None of them date you, because you are undateable.
GA OVER
***
The Chosen One pulled away from the strange to hed ordered Qube to take from Mother Gothels cottage. Hed already tried burning the book once or twice, but sohow it always survived. And every ti it showed back up, it had a new, horrifying thing to show him.
Maybe he should try burning it again. You know what they say, third tis the charm.
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