Chapter 85: Chapter 85 Three Problematic Girls
Do you know why no one believes you? Because my acting skill can make win the oscar best actor award! Wanting to tease ? Wait until you grow a beard below your body!
“Okay, okay, I touched your butt, shall I apologize to you? Or, you want to touch mine?” I turned around and lifted my butt, and said with a soft tone as if a big brother trying to comfort a little girl. See how great I was.
Seeing my funny posture, Chu Yuan instantly blushed, Xiao Yike burst out laughing, and Dongfang Lianren was trembling with anger.
Since you think I am a Hello Kitty, I will show you what it looks like when a hello kitty wants to tease soone.
Will I, a hello kitty, touch a girl’s butt in front of my little sister and her friend? Combined with what kind of person I usually was with Dongfang brat’s past record, it was obvious who Chu Yuan would believe more. Moreover, as long as she believed that she lied this ti, she would definitely believe that I was innocent earlier as well.
Dongfang was also a crafty and scheming girl. Of course, she figured it out very soon. She glared at angrily for a second, then shrugged her shoulders and smiled, “okay, okay, I will stop making jokes, I was just trying to lighten up the mood. Yuanyuan, please don’t get angry.”
“Mhm” Chu Yuan was extrely tolerant of Dongfang Lianren, and she simply rolled her eyes at her, and then stopped talking about it.
When Chu Yuan and Xiao Yike turned around, my wolf claws suddenly attacked again…
“Ah~!”
Chu Yuan looked suspiciously at Dongfang Lianren again, “What happened this ti?”
Dongfang learned her lesson this ti, “Nothing, I tripped on the table leg, hehe…”
Bratty girl, didn’t you deliberately let take advantage of you? This elder brother, I will stop restraining myself and show you what a perverted uncle really looks like!
“Damn you!”
“What did you say?” Looking at Dongfang Lianren’s angry face as if she wanted to eat alive, I felt very satisfied. Since we could not have a peaceful relationship, then let’s see who would be more insidious.
Although the character of Dongfang Lianren was not great, her cooking skills were indeed very good. Even if the kitchen materials were limited, the seafood dishes she made were still delicious. Not only seafood, but this girl also brought two bottles of red wine, and probably because she deliberately wanted to go against . The more I said that minors should not drink, the more she encouraged Chu Yuan and Xiao Yike to drink.
Xiao Yike was originally a little alcoholic. She shook her big bosoms, which Chu Yuan and Dongfang Lianren were envious of, and stressed that she was nineteen years old already, and Yuanyuan hated others to say that she was still young, so whenever I said that, she would glare at as if she wanted to kill . She, who never drank alcohol before, wanted to drink the wine on a whim. As a result, three votes against one, I was defeated without any surprise.
“Uncle, let propose a toast to you….”
“Uncle?”
Seeing Yuanyuan and Dongfang Lianren looked at Xiao Yike in the sa puzzling look, I almost wanted to hide below the table. God Damnit, you haven’t even drunk anything, but you are already drunk?!
“Hehe, Yike you are really funny. Am I that old?”
I said while winking at her constantly, fortunately, this little minx’s reaction wasn’t slow. After a mont of awkward silence, she imdiately smiled and said: “if you aren’t that old, why do you treat us like little children, you are not much older than us after all. Since you like being treated like an uncle, I think I should call you uncle.”
Yuanyuan and Dongfang seed to believe what she said. Even Dongdong also shook the red wine in the glass and mocked, “Elder Brother Nan, you are indeed like an uncle, a perverted uncle.”
I know she was trying to mock because I touched her butt, but before I said anything, Xiao Yike’s eyes suddenly changed and said to Dongfang with a smiley face full of ridicule, “Yeah? Being teased by you like that, but he can still tolerate it and forgive you, having this kind of mature and generous mind actually makes him look like a responsible adult.”
On the surface, she was praising , but secretly she was mocking Dongfang. Originally, I thought Dongfang would cause trouble for Yike first, but I didn’t expect that little minx started the fight first. Clearly, she was not happy that Dongfang Lianren was teasing .
The smile of Dongfang Lianren suddenly froze on her face, “Oh? Sister Booby, you are saying I am immature?”
“Did I say that? Haha, no, I definitely didn’t an that. Little sister Dongfang, you are too sensitive,” How could Xiao Yike embarrass Chu Yuan’s friend in the presence of Chu Yuan?
She simply dismissed it and continued to raise a glass to : “Elder Brother Nan, let’s cheers to little sister Dongfang for her lovely wine, you must finish it~”
Dongfang Lianren was a little brat, but Xiao Yike was a little minx, and both people’s words were always filled with hidden aning. From Xiao Yike’s tone, I could clearly feel that she was trying to provoke Dongfang, and I also knew that the reason why she did this was to please .
I couldn’t help but smile helplessly. This wine was delicious, but now it just tasted like gunpowder.
Fortunately, Dongfang Lianren didn’t cause any more trouble, and Xiao Yike didn’t bother to provoke her if she didn’t say anything about . Under Chu Yuan’s rusty but enthusiastic hospitality, the three girls started to enjoy the al with the wine, and soon they completely forgot about , this old man. I don’t know anything about the girls’ topic, so I simply focus on eating the seafood on table. However, even so, this al still terrified .
The three girls shouted that they wanted to drink, but their tolerance for alcohol was seriously low.
Chu Yuan insisted that she wanted to drink as well, however, she drank the least. As if she was drinking poison, she was frowning, grimacing grotesquely every ti she took a sip. Watching her drinking was a pleasure, it was a very lovely sight.
After only drinking half of a glass, she gave up drinking it and poured the rest into my glass.
Dongfang seed to want to compete with Xiao Yike, coupled with the fact that Chu Yuan was encouraging her on the side, after four or five glasses, she even started to play a drinking ga. However, before the first round even started, she had already fallen asleep on the table. Then Xiao Yike laughed loudly as if she was completely drunk. The two people together only drank slightly more than a bottle, was it really possible to get this drunk?
After a al, one of the most troubleso problems appeared, these two girls were already drunk, what should I do?
I shook the shoulders of Dongfang Lianren hard, but this little brat only smiled at with sleepy eyes, “Elder Brother Nan, let’s carry on drinking~”
“Drink my ass! Yuanyuan, do you know where her family lives?”
Chu Yuan only took a few sips of red wine, but she seed to be affected by the other two people. Her pink face had a hint of red, and she rested her chin on the table. “I don’t know, hehe…” she said weakly.
“Why are you laughing if you don’t know?” I felt that Chu Yuan was a little strange, but I couldn’t tell what was wrong. When I got up and ca to the sofa, I discovered that Xiao Yike had already fallen asleep like a dead pig with her face facing the upwards, and she was even drooling. I patted her face, trying to wake her up, “Yike, get up, I’ll take you ho!”
Hearing what I said, Chu Yuan waved a crab leg like a student asking a teacher a question: “Elder Brother, do you know where Sister Booby lives?”
“Er…” I was startled, “How can I know? Didn’t you see that I was trying to wake her up?”
“Oh,” Chu Yuan relieved. She cutely stretched her arms, and smiled, “Elder Brother, since they are all drunk, how about… we let them stay for a night?”
“Stay for a night?” I exclaid and then clearly saw that the drunk and unconscious Xiao Yike suddenly opened her eyes and grinned at .
Damnit! I was vigilant toward Dongfang all the ti during the al, completely forgetting that this little minx was also a troublemaker!
Xiao Yike was pretending that she was drunk.
Chu Yuan patted the back of Dongfang Lianren, and said to helplessly, “Otherwise, what should we do? They are so drunk that we can’t even wake them up…”
Hang on a second… I could not help but think that there were four people drinking, but two people got drunk before we even finished the second bottle. Since Xiao Yike was pretending, then Dongfang Lianren…
I was almost fooled by her again!
“Try it, they didn’t drink that much, we should be able to wake them up. Besides, they are girls, it is not suitable to stay in another man’s house, and there is no place for them to sleep…”
I squatted down and used the back of the sofa as a cover. My right hand continued to pat Xiao Yike’s face gently, but my left hand reached her waist, and pinched the tender flesh of this girl’s abdon, hoping this would ‘wake’ her up imdiately.
“It’s not just you at ho. I am here as well. It’s okay to let them stay overnight,” Chu Yuan pouted and frowned. “Even if we wake them up, and send them ho, how are we going to explain this to their parents?”
At this ti I finally realized why Chu Yuan was not quite right. She, who was usually indifferent, currently seed to be looking forward to having her friends stay overnight.
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