Gu Liang imdiately exclaid, "So many things have happened, among which the most interesting is a monkey that ca to the Heavenly Court.
Emperor Haotian even subtly instructed us not to take action against this monkey, and all the powerful immortals in the Heavenly Court were warned."
Gu Liang’s eyes glead, her gossipy soul blazing, as she speculated, "I wonder what the origin of this monkey is, Senior Brother, do you think he could possibly be Senior Hao Tian’s illegitimate child?"
Bai Jin slapped Gu Liang on the head and said impatiently, "What on earth goes on in that little brain of yours?"
Gu Liang pouted and said, "I’m thinking about how to make money.
Senior Brother, you don’t know how stingy those immortals are, they always withdraw money from our bank but never deposit any."
Bai Jin chuckled and said, "From now on, they’ll have to start depositing."
Gu Liang’s eyes lit up and she asked, "Senior Brother, are you going to force them to deposit money?"
"I plan to launch an online bank, and using the online bank will require bank deposits."
"Senior Brother, what is an online bank?"
Bai Jin coughed and said, "We’re getting off-topic here! Could you two Junior Sisters please continue telling about that monkey?"
Shi Ji frowned and said, "Senior Brother, that monkey is called Sun Wukong. He has the cultivation of the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortality, and he’s no worse than Ao Bing and Nezha.
Sun Wukong first caused havoc in the West Sea Dragon Palace, then in Ksitigarbha’s Palace. The West Sea Dragon King and Ksitigarbha sued him in the Heavenly Court, where he was then recruited.
However, from what I observed, there are many suspicious aspects to this matter. The Four Sea Dragon Kings all have Daluo Golden Immortal cultivation, how could Sun Wukong possibly wreak havoc in the West Sea?
Not to ntion causing chaos in the Underworld. I heard even Quasi-Saint Ksitigarbha was sent fleeing, and the Diting Divine Beast had one of its legs broken."
Bai Jin’s mouth twitched. This story is a bit too much! Any Primordial Immortal with so background wouldn’t believe it, and even if there was a problem at Ksitigarbha Palace, they should have sought out Lady Ping Xin! What sense does it make to sue in the Heavenly Court? The Underworld and the Heavenly Court do not govern each other.
Bai Jin asked, "Where is Sun Wukong now?"
Shi Ji replied, "After Sun Wukong was sued in the Heavenly Court by Ksitigarbha and the West Sea Dragon King, Emperor Haotian was about to send troops to capture him, but it was Taibai Gold Star who intervened on the spot and convinced Emperor Haotian to recruit Sun Wukong. Now, Sun Wukong serves as a Horses’ Fortune in the Heavenly Court."
Gu Liang anxiously called out, "Senior Brother, let’s not worry about that monkey right now, let’s think about how we can make money!"
Bai Jin looked at Gu Liang and said without good humor, "When did you beco such a little miser?"
Gu Liang pouted and said, "Nowadays, those with money are treated as lords; without money, what use is being a God of Wealth?"
Shi Ji suddenly said, "Oh, there’s been another incident in the Earth Immortal Realm."
"What happened?"
Shi Ji frowned and said, "Qingfeng and Mingyue of the Wuzhuang Temple have gotten a divorce!"
Gu Liang nodded repeatedly and exclaid, "I know about that. Recently, Qingfeng was often going up to the Heavenly Court, drinking away his sorrows with Shen Gongbao and others, getting drunk every day and neglecting his job, which infuriated Immortal Zhenyuan who then put him under house arrest.
During the ti when Qingfeng was feeling down, I went to comfort him. With my comfort and guidance, he slowly recovered from those dark days. As a token of his gratitude, he helped steal a few ginsengfruits."
Bai Jin was startled and said, "They really got divorced?"
Shi Ji and Gu Liang nodded together and said, "Really!"
Bai Jin shook his head helplessly and said, "They were once the golden boy and girl of the Immortal Realm, but ended up in such a state. Marriage really is the graveyard of love!"
Gu Liang suddenly frowned and said, "Senior Brother, I just rembered sothing."
"What is it?"
"If Qingfeng and Mingyue get married separately, do we have to give gifts twice?!"
"Yep! You’re really a sharp one."
Gu Liang’s aty smiling face suddenly turned into a bitter gourd face, oh my little money!
Bai Jin stood up and said, "Shi Ji, tell the Law Enforcent Team there’s no need to be tied up. Treat it as usual days; even Sun Wukong shouldn’t be given any special treatnt."
Shi Ji hesitated, "But it’s an order from Emperor Haotian."
"I’ll explain to Senior Hao Tian; you just go and give the orders."
"Alright!" Shi Ji replied and got up to leave.
...
Several days later, beside the roaring Heavenly River, Sun Wukong was riding a Heavenly Horse, followed by a troop of Heavenly Horses shrieking past, their hooves thundering on the riverbank, and Sun Wukong’s laughters echoed Between Heaven and Earth.
Marshal Tianpeng stood on the embanknt, watching the tens of thousands of Heavenly Horses whizzing by, feeling uneasy about the days to co. He really didn’t want to descend to the Lower Realm!
Suddenly, Marshal Tianpeng’s gaze changed dramatically, surprised to see soone in the distance. Why is Master here?
Seeing a man in white slowly stepping forward, Sun Wukong shouted loudly, "Hey you, move aside quickly."
The man ahead seed stunned, standing motionless.
Annoyed, Sun Wukong shouted, "What an ignorant little god, leap over his head," he picked up the reins ready to take off.
"Neigh~" The lead Heavenly Horse suddenly stopped, reared up on its front hooves, throwing Sun Wukong off, and neighed loudly.
The tens of thousands of horses behind also ca to an abrupt stop, each neighing.
Sun Wukong scread, stabilized himself midair, and his official hat fell off.
All the Heavenly Horses respectfully bowed their heads; they recognized Bai Jin’s identity at a glance as a creature with a spirit, and dared not act rashly.
Sun Wukong hovered in the air, sizing up Bai Jin, and called out discontentedly, "Hey, who are you? How dare you stop my Heavenly Horses."
Bai Jin looked over Sun Wukong and asked, "Heavenly Court has its own horse ranch, why co to the Heavenly River to be reckless?"
A flash of grey light, and in an instant, Sun Wokung appeared in front of Bai Jin, said arrogantly, "I am the Great God Horses’ Fortune, I go wherever I want; can you manage that?"
He puffed up his chest and asked, "I ask you, which little god are you? Why don’t you bow to upon seeing this officer?"
Bai Jin grinned and said, "My rank is just a bit higher than yours!"
Sun Wokung scratched his head in surprise, "Really higher than mine? Hey~ what are you in charge of? Pig’s Fortune or Bird’s Fortune?"
"I’m not in charge of anything, I just idle around every day!"
"Ha ha~ you don’t have as good a gig as . I, old Sun, have thousands of horses under . I ride whichever I want, and they all listen to ." Sun Wukong laughed proudly.
Bai Jin looked towards the lead Heavenly Horse and said, "Take them back!"
"Neigh neigh~" The lead Heavenly Horse nickered twice, turned around, and led the thousands of Heavenly Horses rushing away.
Sun Wukong’s laughter suddenly froze.
Bai Jin looked at Sun Wukong and said, "What were you saying just now?"
Sun Wukong, sizing up Bai Jin, said with difficulty, "How can you command old Sun’s Heavenly Horses?"
"I’ve told you already, my rank is a bit higher than yours."
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