It is Nala that is announced next. She sings a love song. Hero blushes. She blushes. I'm not amused.
Nala: : 3/10 Florian: 10/10 Sebastian: 5/10 Audience: 5/10
Next is Kida, who appears to have a strong man act. She lifts several weights of increasing sizes. Its sowhat impressive, but the last weight is making the stage sound a little
CRACK
The impromptu stage cant take the weight, and Kida falls to her knees, barely managing to keep the weights from landing on her head. With a massive thump, Kidas head hits the stage and there is a loud bang. When the dust clears, Kida is knocked out cold, her ass is in the air, her thong armor giving the crowd an eyeful. Won cover up the eyes of their boyfriends, but even their disapproval cant stop the roaring cheers of a crowd getting an eyeful of cal toe.
Kida: : 1/10 Florian: 8/10 Sebastian: 2/10 Audience: 9/10
Is she going to be alright? Florian asks worriedly.
Probably fine. You didnt give her a ten?
Ah, well there is children present, right?
Florian looks genuinely guilty he didnt give her a ten.
Bell cos up next and pulls out a bunch of hula hoops and started hula hooping. I didnt realize she is so good at using her hips. Ill need to take that under advisent for the future.
Bell: : 7/10 Florian: 10/10 Sebastian: 4/10 Audience: 7/10
Cindy cos up next. She sits down in the middle of the stage. Everyone is briefly confused. A mont later, she lifts a foot and then puts it behind her head. Then she lifts another and puts both behind her head. Suddenly, she flips, her body moving in angles that should be completely impossible. Did her head just turn 360 degrees! Cindy, have so restraint in front of the crowd!
She um sure is flexible. Florian smiles wryly as Cindy continues to bend into increasingly more exotic shapes.
Just like I built her
Cindy: : 8/10 Florian: 10/10 Sebastian: 6/10 Audience: 8/10
Co! I will take down any man! Shivra walks on stage and pulls a sword. Co at , you dogs! Try your luck and get cut to pieces by my sword!
Is-is this so kind of play? Florian asks.
No I think she just wants to fight sothing. I shrug. Hey, Jasmine, want to fix your score? Fight her!
Eh? Jasmine walks out from the back stage. F-fight her?
Mm itll be fine.
Um I think Florian tries to intervene and stop the show down.
Let the fight begin! I interrupt him as the crowd murmurs in confusion.
You dare mock ! Shivra growls, Dont think I shall hold back because its a little girl. I will destroy her-
While Jasmine is shaking and Shivra is strutting, I wave my hand. Shivra stops imdiately. Its so abrupt that everyone looks on with confusion. Her eyes shoot to and then back to Jasmine before she audibly gulps.
W-which is to say, I am too proud to possibly gain satisfaction, from fighting a little girl. So I refuse to fight.
As she says this, her voice seems strained. Her position looks awkward, her legs pressed tightly together as her body trembles.
Huh? Jasmine looks on in confusion at Shivras state.
Shivra is starting to sweat, and she takes baby steps back as if shes planning on fleeing the stage. Now, if youll excuse since no one is brave enough to fight , Ill be going
Jasmine, attack her now!
B-but
Itll be fine.
Dont little girl! Shivras voice suddenly takes on a pleading tone. That is, to say, yo-you cant possibly defeat-
Okay, here I co! Jasmine trusts fully and races up to Shivra.
Shivra doesnt move her sword, her hand gripping tightly on it like she can barely move. She looks on in horror as a small fist flies towards her stomach. It hits right there. Although it isnt hard, the added pressure is too much.
No! Its coming out! Shivra wails.
A mont later Shivras face goes yellow. However, that isnt the only thing.
Eh? Jasmine looks on in confusion. Shivras pants are getting wet! Is Shivra peeing herself?
Ah! Shivra screams, her pants now completely soggy. Damn you, warrior, Ill get my revenge. Humiliating like this!
Shivra runs from the stage followed by the laughter of everyone in Riun.
She probably shouldnt have gotten into a fight if she had to pee so bad, Florian responds wryly.
Thats right, Florian, interpret things at my own convenience I an, your own.
There is a great deal of clapping, and the audience seed to take it as so kind of cody routine.
She really sold it, I thought she actually peed herself on stage. I thought goblins were scary but it turns out they can have fun! Soone in the crowd is saying.
Well, its only advantageous if they dont remain frightened of goblins.
Shivra: : 6/10 Florian: 10/10 Sebastian: 2/10 Audience: 8/10
I also increased my score for Jasmine to an 8.
Finally! The best girl here, my Tiana, woooah! Sebastian got up and clapped as soon as Tiana got on stage.
Wow, father is a little biased here, it seems.
Pass. I say.
Eh? What, but I didnt even say anything yet! Tiana declares.
What does it matter? Itll be garbage anyway. I respond.
Hah you commoner this on stage, in front of everyone.
Ah, isnt that a little an? I an she- the white knight Florian tries to defend her.
I dont know what you an by saying Im an. All I see is so trash on stage. Hey maids, isnt it your job to sweep up? I see a piece of crap on my stage! Get rid of it!
There is a mumbling across the crowds as people start giving dirty looks.
My lord, if I may suggest. Perhaps it would be wise if you should tone down the foreplay with my daughter while we are in public.
F-f-foreplay? the words are heard by everyone in the crowd.
As eyes snap back to the girl herself, rather than in tears, her face is flushed, and she is breathing hard. Hah, hah shit just shit Im just trash like a noble hah call more nas, commoner. Ill be your toilet!
The maids run up and grab her, dragging her off stage as she twitches and squirms. An awkward silence follows.
Tiana: : -1/10 Florian: 20/10 Sebastian: 10/10 Audience: 1/10
Hey, you cant give 20 points! I complain.
Any way you look at it, your treatnt is too an! Florian shouts back.
And now, our last contestant. Her na is g! Daisy interrupts my argunt.
Hey everyone! A girl runs out in her kimono dress with two hands raised in victory, Im g, the cutest girl alive!
Already, her bubbly personality causes people to start cheering for her. She imdiately poses on the stage, showing a shalessness only Ariel could match.
For my Talent, its a very special one, but Im going to need the audiences help! Okay?
Woooooh! The crowd cheers.
She turns to the judges and gives us a wink, but at that mont I start getting a sinking feeling.
I just want She smiles as cutely as possible. You all to die for
Huh?
She raises her hand and slams it down. The world suddenly explodes as a massive force of energy seems to erupt everywhere at once. The shockwave carries a massive fire that erupts miles in every direction. When the dust finally settles, an untouched stage sits in the middle of a massive crater, and as to every building in Riun, there is none left standing.
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