What are you doing out here?
Oh, the girls said sothing about Shivra slling. Guess she didnt clean herself after the war, so theyre preparing her for insemination. I respond before realizing who was asking. Huh, eh? Florian? Arent you g?
Hm? g? Florian cocks his head to the side. Who was she, anyway? Was she always that creature that invaded my head?
I have no clue. I shrug. The g I found had actually had her mind destroyed. She was essentially nothing but an empty vessel.
What? Florian cries out. But I saw her not too long ago! She was giving strange looks.
Yeah I had to fill her mind up with soones mories, and since it wasnt like your mind was using your body well, nevermind, its complicated. Well just say I recently dropped so truth bombs on her and shes still recovering. How did you get into the mansion?
Florian scratches the back of his neck and laughs awkwardly. Yeah, well, I got dragged back to the mansion during clean up and sort of got filled in on a little bit of what happened. It turns out Ive been problematic for you and your city.
Yeah, you could say that.
Florian suddenly bows down, lowering his head. Im sorry! I know Ive made a lot of mistakes, but in the end, you saved . Thank you!
Hey, the reason I kept you alive was because of Nala.
Nala? Right, of course. Florian closes his eyes for a second before straightening himself up while wearing an apprehensive look.
Nala, she stopped by shortly after I had woke up.
Oh? I knew she had stopped by his room and it had caused so distress, but she didnt stay long so I chose to ignore the lingering jealousy. Shed be wearing a collar soon and then I could rest easy knowing my girls are faithful. And what did Nala say?
She uh told that she liked . Florian laughs. Uh, dont give that dark look. She said liked, as in the past tense. She then told that you, and Im quoting so excuse my French here, she likes your big, hard dick and likes to get fucked hard, she said my tiny bitch dick is no longer enough to satisfy her. Then, she ran out of the room crying.
I cant help but break out laughing at his apparent description of the events. Besides being shocking words for Nala to declare, they are also shocking words to co out of the ever polite Florian.
Yeah, so howd you take it? I probe cautiously.
Florian chuckles wryly. I was really jealous and resentful at first. Then, I was just pissed at how much I missed out on! Fuck, Nalas hot! I could have been balls deep in that filthy snatch for days and I fucked it up trying to be the good guy!
I let out a breath in surprise. Had I been drinking anything, it would have been spit up all over Florians face. This was definitely not the kind of words that I ever would have expected to co out of Florians mouth.
You are you sure youre alright? The slug didnt give you brain damage, right?
Florian let out a laugh, his cheeks only blushing slightly. Ah, well, earlier today I woke up on the ground after you removed the slug. I was in a pile of naked sexy won surrounded by goblins who were pounding them aggressively. I was so beat up I couldnt move, but as I lied there with a goblins balls rubbing up and down my cheek as he pounded a girl from behind my nose was shoved up her snatch with her thighs wrapped around my forehead, by the way It was a first-row ticket. You could say I was in the splash zone ahem well as my eyes were stained and I started to lose consciousness, my life flashed before my eyes and I started to reflect on the path I had taken.
Naturally I fought to keep a straight face as I nod sympathetically.
You have so many won, and you take and give with extre prejudice. In another story, you might even be called a monster or a demon. However, here, youre a hero. You even stopped a demon god with your penis.
Florian sighs and continues. I spent most of my life thinking I knew what was right. I interpreted the world to my own satisfaction. I was convinced of a certain right and a certain wrong, and before I knew it, I was a 20-year-old virgin who had friend-zoned every girl he ever knew!
Ah, well I find myself at a loss for words.
It wasnt always that way. Florian continues. I wasnt always surrounded by won. At first, I was just trying to be the nice guy, thinking won wanted so guy to treat them right. Soon, won started to walk all over . Back on Earth, I was that guy friend whod they ask to drive them soplace, only to find out that place was their boyfriends pad where they were looking to get dick. Had to pick those bitches up after too, drunk and slling like sex, Id drive those fucking sluts ho and not even get a kiss.
So, I started to change. I stopped becoming a nice guy and beca self-righteous instead. Suddenly, the won wanted to be around , but every ti a girl got close, I rembered those fucking bitches who always used , and I found myself unwilling to even acknowledge their affection. Once I acknowledged their affection, I always thought theyd then start using again at least that was where my mind was at.
Why are you telling this? Youre not coming on to , are you? I an, I already have a girl version, so this would just be redundant
Uh, yeah I like my penis where it is, okay
I could give you a vagina as well, they say Futa is the new straight.
Ill pass.
Alright. Well, is that all you wanted to say?
Hah Florian gave another sigh. I know you dont want around your harem. Id probably be the sa way if I had so many hot girls willing to suck dick at a monts notice. Ill be leaving soon. I just wanted to say thank you.
I shrug. As I said, it was Nala
No, Im not thanking you for saving this ti. I an about waking up. I got too self-righteous. I stopped thinking about my own happiness and just did what I arbitrarily decided was the greater good. I got off on being the hero. I got off on girls putting on the pedestal. And I got so afraid of losing my place on the pedestal I never even took advantage of the girls who put there. Thanks for giving a new lease on life. Ill be going! Florian gives one more bow before turning and walking away abruptly.
Hey! I call as he makes it halfway down the hallways. What do you plan to do now?
Florian glances back, looking thoughtful for a second, and then laughs. Head back to the human continent, maybe? Duck those stupid nobles who want to use , certainly. I think I might seduce a woman or ten. Yeah beco an Adventurer, make so money, buy a mansion, start a harem. Rescue a few damsels, give them six inches.
Arent you just copying ? I snort. Wait, just six inches?
Hey, not everyone has a giga penis! Florian growls back.
The pair of us glare at each other for a few minutes before breaking into laughter. Hey, at this point youre probably the closest thing Ill ever get to a male friend in this world, so stay out of trouble.
Florian wipes a tear from his eye and responds indigently. Youre one to talk! Well, whatever. And hey, in the future, can you not netorare my won, thatd be just super.
I promise nothing, but Ill say Ive already got enough human girls, so my future won will probably be demihumans, goddesses, and demon lords.
Noted. If there is nothing else to discuss, I guess Im going to head out.
Yeah, see ya, Im going to go impregnate a goblin.
Have fun with that, Ive uh seen all the goblin impregnation to last eons Florian wears a dark haunted look for a second before shaking out of it and giving a laugh. Well, to each their own.
He finally turns away and walks off, only throwing up his hand in a wave as he turns a corner. I give a nod to myself as I watch him leave, realizing that he and I might not be so different after all. We are just two guys, thrown into another world, looking to find happiness however we can. And like that, two heroes part ways, forging their own isekai paths to pussy.
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