"There was no need to attack . I just ca in peace. Didn't you see that I haven't killed anyone yet?" I said as I looked at the pretty blue sky.
Currently, I was sitting on Zuko's back, the alleged Fire Lord.
"Yeah, getting won half naked to dance for you doesn't sound..." Zuko interjected.
I raised my hand and gave him a harsh slap, with so Chi bending behind it, right on his bum.
"If you have energy to talk, do more push-ups... Anyone got sothing to say to ?" I said.
All of the supposed army that ca here to attack was easily handled by my bloodbending. After experiencing so pain, they were put in push-up positions and threatened that if they didn't use their limbs properly, they'd lose them. And they were very obedient.
"But sir," Azula spoke up, "you said you wouldn't harm us if I delivered your ssage. I even shaved!"
Next to Zuko, joining the bunch doing push-ups, was Azula.
"You even shaved," I said, putting my hands under my chin, "What's that supposed to an?"
Zuko stopped doing push-ups. "Hey, why can she talk—"
I gave him another spank on the bum, with more strength behind it.
He yelped in pain.
"That's sexis—"
Bang
"If you don't shut up, I'll use my fifth limb. Got it..." I threatened in a serious tone.
Just a bluff.
But it got him to do the push-ups.
"So," Azula pushed her chest to the ground. "I was saying that I shaved. I was planning to give myself instead of my brother."
"Very good girl, indeed," I replied.
It got thinking how aweso it was to be powerful.
I looked at Azula's face. She was blushing like a little girl. But I believed it was just an act.
"But my threat was directed at Ozai." I looked at the sky and sighed. "So, I've changed my mind. You're going to sign the peace treaty—on my terms."
"And what are those?"
"I'm the Fire Lord, I'm the one who's supposed to... Don't spank , please. I don't want to lose the rest of my honor."
"Poor Zuko." Azula clicked her tongue as she sat up.
"What do you an?" he asked.
A soldier spoke up from those working out.
"We've got a decree to act as if you're the real Fire Lord. Azula is the real one."
Zuko fell to his chest and turned to his sister.
"What!" he yelped, "So, that's why you pretended to hand the Fire Lord seat—so my ass could be used as a sacrificial lamb!"
"You're smarter than you look."
"Azula!" Zuko clenched his teeth, fire flickering between them.
"Shut the fuck up. Daddy's talking!" I spared him from spanking and stood up on his back.
"So, what are your terms for peace?" Azula asked.
"You want peace?" I tilted my head, amused.
"You're clearly winning the war. And I've got to minimize the damage," she said. "I promise I'm not like my father. I know when I'm losing, and I can step aside anyti."
"And?"
"And I want to know what it takes for you to leave us alone," she said.
I paused for a second, as I hadn't planned for this.
My plan was to publicly beat the Fire Lord's butt in the na of peace.
But I never thought about my terms to end the war.
"Okay, my first term: you're going to rebuild the places you destroyed," I said, suddenly brainstorming. "The second: you have to pay back the amount of money equal to the tals you dug. And you have to compensate the families of those who are martyrs. And lastly..." I looked at the sky, thinking, "Oh, right. The new Fire Lord should be Iroh, your uncle."
"What!" Azula shouted. "I have no problem with the first and second terms. But Iroh as Fire Lord? I don't want my nation to turn from a fearso nation into a tea farming and brewing nation."
"Excuse ," Zuko said, shocked again.
"He's been helping us, and he's a trusted colleague of mine. Do you have a problem with what I say?" I asked.
"If you want authority over the Fire Nation, why not get married and announce yourself as Fire Lord?" Azula suggested.
That might work.
But it was a risky idea.
A whole nation being ruled by a foreigner who's a waterbender?
That would lead to massive rebellion, and thus, massive genocide.
It would be better to have soone rule while I could control that person.
I looked at Azula.
She wasn't wearing armor. Instead, light armor and a shirt that showed her cleavage.
'Was she prepared to take on the nasty things I threatened to do?' I thought.
"Hmm... interesting. But as you see, I already have two soon-to-be wives," I shrugged.
"Well... I don't have to be your first. Besides, no one would mind," she said, smiling.
"And how do I trust you? What guarantees you won't bust out lightning the mont I approach you? What if that's just a plan to assassinate while lowering my guard?" I asked.
In this world, there were few people who could kill off-guard. Azula was one of them—the most dangerous.
"I knew you'd ask that." Azula stood up. "I have a friend, you know, the one who does chi striking. She can strike my chi points, and I won't be able to bend. In fact, you can do that too." She stood in front of and put her hands on my chest.
'This crazy motherfucker.' I looked at Azula with half-open eyes. 'Not only did she kill the Fire Lord, she's willing to sleep with his enemy and has calculated everything. If I think about it, she's trying to protect her nation. No, she's trying to protect herself. If she got pregnant, she'd be safe from being taken down. That's good compensation... All the terms I laid were to compensate the Earth Kingdom and the North Pole. What about —the poor South Pole boy who did everything? I'd be able to rule the Fire Nation and have unlimited funds.'
"Tempting." I looked down at Azula, examining her pulse. She wasn't attempting anything. If anything, her heart was beating wildly.
"What I want to know is why you're doing this," I demanded an explanation.
"Yea—" Zuko tried to say sothing but lost awareness before he could.
"Continue the push-ups." I waved my hand.
"I don't know. Maybe you're the first man who ever beat in my life. That's the most logical thing to do to protect my nation."
"Your father's death included?" I asked. I was truly thrown off by how she reacted to a family mber's death. If it were a modern girl in her place, she'd be crying all the ti, refusing to eat and sleep.
But modern girls weren't used to going to war and putting themselves in kill-or-be-killed situations.
So it's understandable.
"He was about to take down everyone with him," she replied. "I believe, deep inside, before he lost his mind, that's what he wanted. I at least protected his honor."
"Very good girl, indeed. He would be proud of you if he were alive," I said.
She held my hands daringly. "Enough talking about him. Let's discuss what we have to talk about. How about coming inside and discussing the peace treaty further?"
I smiled at her. "You think I'm that kind of person?"
"Aren't you?" she asked.
-x-X-x-
In the near future
Ryuk was standing before everyone from the Order of the White Lotus, the generals, and the leaders of the Earth Kingdom.
"So, what happened?" said Bumi. "I heard Ozai is dead."
"Yeah... about that," Ryuk scratched the back of his neck. "They agreed to our terms... but."
"But?"
"Iroh isn't going to be Fire Lord," I said. "I decided to respect his wishes and let him enjoy his slow life of brewing tea. His nephew is healthy as well. We got on good terms."
"Well, as long as the war is over, that's fine."
-x-X-x-
Back to the present.
I shrugged.
"Let the bygones be bygones."
I put my hand on her waist, causing a red line to draw itself across her cheeks as we entered the palace.
Doing Azula and controlling the Fire Nation from the inside seed like a questionable strategy.
Yet it was very effective.
Soone ruled Hollywood doing the sa thing.
-x-X-x-
At dawn, I was lying in the previous Fire Lord's bed, staring at the roof.
I had been here the whole night.
"Do you trust now?" asked Azula.
She was naked, sitting on top of .
The effect of Chi blocking had worn off a long ti ago, yet she had kept up all night.
"You've got so stamina," I praised. She was quite a monster.
"Oh, you have no idea how long I've wanted this." She bent over and kissed my lips. "Your cooldown's over?"
"Yeah," I replied, refusing to be the first to back down. But to be fair, she did most of the work. And I could heal automatically whenever I wanted.
"Good," she smirked, pulling her hand back, grabbing my mber and guiding it inside her before starting to grind on .
By morning, I could swear I'd lost a few kilograms.
Azula lay peacefully on her back, staring at the roof.
"You trust now?" she asked.
"You've got to put in more work for that," I replied, putting my clothes on.
"And people call a monster." She stretched her arms above her head. "So, what are we going to do now?"
"You send a decree saying you agree to my terms. I'll give you so slack and leave," I said. "But don't go overboard or start a new war. I'm a man of my word."
I truly was a man of my word.
I threatened to fuck the Fire Lord.
And I did.
"Trust , I wouldn't," she crawled to and kissed on the lips. "So, when are you coming back?"
"Two days later," I replied. "For now, keep what's between you and a secret."
"I don't know about that. There are maids, servants, soldiers, and ministers who heard us screaming. So, it's bound to get out."
I shrugged. "Whatever."
I was too strong to care.
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