In short, discriminate against everyone equally.
Dealing with these humanoid creatures in Round Clam Town using Sunset lting Gold’s own image definitely wouldn’t work.
So, after a round of operations, he quickly transford into a brand new image, fresh out of the oven,
becoming a 6-foot-3-inch tall white male, physically strong, like a certain unntionable movie about a plumber helping a lady in distress.
"I’m going down."
Sunset lting Gold took a deep breath, his expression like a soldier heading to battle.
"We will provide intelligence support from above."
Lulina’s expression was a mix of reluctance and relief.
"If it doesn’t work out, just retreat. There are plenty of opportunities to get those golden coins."
Li Cheng opened his mouth but, for once, comforted his teammate.
Gray Rain chid in from the side, "It’s only half a loss to surrender, no sha in it."
’...Is it really necessary to be so dramatic?’
Born in the mid-21st century, never having watched "Family Guy," Garrosh felt sowhat dismissive inside,
unable to comprehend why these daring hackers, having successfully infiltrated the Ho World, would still fear a seemingly mundane and peaceful Arican small town.
Then... he quickly found out why.
Knock, knock, knock.
With the mood of visiting a grave, Sunset lting Gold knocked on the red door.
"Who is it?"
The door opened, revealing a middle-aged woman holding a wine glass, looking rather impatient.
This was none other than the matriarch of the Griffin family, Louis Griffin (Lois),
who was, per the story, a carefree, silver-spoon rich heiress before marriage,
and, post-marriage, a devoted wife and mother, caring for the kids at ho, deeply in love with her sowhat quirky husband.
Vastly different from a generic animated character, Louis, when three-dinsionalized, perfectly embodied the story’s beautiful character, with vibrant orange hair,
a seductive, feminine appearance, and a figure under her green blouse that showed no signs of having borne three children.
"Hello, ma’am,"
Sunset lting Gold controlled his facial muscles, wearing the persona of a robust man, and squeezed out a hearty smile, showcasing gleaming white teeth, "I’m here to fix the pipes."
"Oh my gosh!"
Louis, who had been impatient, suddenly widened her eyes, fingers spreading, leaning forward.
At this mont, Sunset lting Gold possessed the stereotypically masculine features Arican citizens attribute to strong adult males: thick eyebrows, big eyes, a high nose bridge, short stubble, and thick hair.
Besides this, he wore a repairman’s plaid shirt with jeans. His body hair, including chest hair, was particularly dense, with a goat-horn hamr and screwdriver hanging from his belt.
The second button of his shirt was actually a disguised miniature action cara.
Uh... Louis’s husband Pete was a fat man with a big head and a small brain, epitomizing stupidity, laziness, irritability, and ignorance, often engaging in outrageous and ridiculous actions,
like using a forklift to rescue a stranded whale on the beach, but due to a mishap, stabbing the whale with the forklift;
keeping a married pair of mice at ho, forcing them to pay rent while play-acting cheating in front of their spouse;
working at a beer factory and whimsically plotting to blow up a rival’s billboard, only to accidentally blow up a children’s hospital instead;
even among all literary works’ humanoid roles, his abstract origin would rank among the top,
and he was notoriously small in that departnt, leaving one puzzled about how he married a rich heiress, though one could only credit the screenwriter’s big hand.
All things considered, birds of a feather, those who live together: living with Pete, Louis was indeed quite the extraordinary individual too.
Her normally suppressed feelings of inadequacy burst forth at the sight of the robust and handso repairman played by Sunset lting Gold,
her face flushed, body leaning back, she leaned against the doorfra and teasingly croaked, "I don’t recall calling soone to repair the pipes."
"Your husband scheduled the service via phone."
Being a Transcendent with excellent professional qualities, Sunset lting Gold had watched the entire series of "Family Guy" more than twice, very familiar with such wild and uncontrollable family, so he deliberately lowered his voice, speaking with magnetism: "I heard you have a hole that needs filling.
My glue gun (COCK, also translated as rooster, human organ) is very sticky and strong, capable of completely filling the hole forever without going soft."
This dialogue is loaded with innuendos, so terrible lines that kids would find it impossible to resist after seeing.
And the supposedly dutiful housewife on paper, Louis, having already been teased into musical rhythm, her body trembled, abruptly clenching her fists, as if rockets, jets of fla and smoke erupted from her feet,
propelling her sharply into the air, smashing through the ceiling, shooting into the clouds like a missile.
Simultaneously, a calm and collected background voice ca from sowhere,
"This is JPL Jet Propulsion Laboratory, the [Hungry Housewife] rocket has launched, repeat, the [Housewife] has launched."
"Oh crap, take cover!"
Li Cheng was astounded, hurriedly grabbing cloud patches like pulling handfuls of cotton candy, covering himself and Gray Rain.
Carlos, Lulina, and Garrosh also quickly took cover.
Amidst the soaring Louis accompanied by the background voice, this kind of surreal scene is a notable feature of "Family Guy."
For codic effect, characters often perform actions defying physical laws, sotis even inserting a few-second vignette of an unrelated scene to explain the joke with an absurd joke, known as the "Sea Cow Joke."
Swoosh——
Within seconds, following the flight path, Louis fell back to the ground, face flushed with satisfaction.
No longer contemplating calling her mysteriously disappeared husband to verify the situation,
she directly clutched Sunset lting Gold’s robust arm, pulling him into the house, hoarsely murmuring, "You ca just in ti, there’s indeed a hole to fill on the second floor."
"Hmm..."
Sunset lting Gold felt no joy from an unexpected romantic encounter, rather put on a tragic face as he stepped into what seed like a Demon King City of the Griffin Residence.
"The first step of the infiltration plan was successfully completed."
Li Cheng stood up from the clouds; Sunset lting Gold had already inserted himself into the situation, so naturally, he as a teammate couldn’t just do nothing,
promptly rummaging through the three-dinsional warehouse for small drones, communication radios, and an integrated AI command system, setting up a temporary command center on the clouds,
then distributing earphones to himself, Gray Rain, and Carlos among others, remotely informing Sunset lting Gold: "Next step, without arousing suspicion from the Griffin family,
find a way to enter Stewie’s bedroom to obtain the golden coins.
We will provide you with intelligence support from above using drones. Rember, try not to use your Extraordinary Power."
"I’ll try my best... Good heavens!!!"
Sunset lting Gold was speaking into the earphone, when suddenly struck as if by thunder, nearly tumbling down the stairs.
"What the heck!"
Through the micro-action cara disguised as shirt button, those on the clouds naturally also saw the scene Sunset lting Gold witnessed.
It was a girl in a pink hat, with shoulder-length short hair, round-fra glasses, and a pink shirt, unmistakably the Griffin family’s eldest daughter, gan Griffin (g).
According to the story, gan was a problematic adolescent, oppressed by her parents at ho, unpopular at school.
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