Capítulo 630: Chapter 548: Brother Hang
[Failed Escape]
Blood-red four giant words appeared on the screen of the internet cafe’s computer. The college student Jia Wei suddenly snickered, picked up the iced Red Tea covered in dew on the table, and took a big gulp.
Every generation has its own destined scams, from the “I am Emperor Qin Shi Huang” text ssage to the ofo shared bike deposit;
From confidently preordering “Warcraft 3 Remastered” to believing LPL would rise;
Every year you fall for a scam, each one different.
Take, for instance, the five-character godly ga running on the computer at this mont—
Sour Corner Porridge Action.
The first search-fight-escape ga for young people, where you can’t find, can’t defeat, and can’t escape. Players performing poorly are rewarded, while playing well earns punishnt.
The official planners are even more godly, they think advice should be taken, escort accompanint is strongly supported, cheating by Brother Hang is ignored, teams ford by players are penalized, a collapsing economy is overlooked, being cursed tens of thousands of tis is ignored.
First, there was Three Kingdoms Kill, followed by Sour Corner Porridge; it can be said one wave is stronger than the last.
With thirty million daily active users, it can be described as a cyber Demon-locking Tower, firmly absorbing all sorts of gray and black industries (escort, studio, club, cheats), as well as unlucky non-cheating green players.
Jia Wei is one of the green players.
“I’m so foolish, really, actually believed in Tencent’s ga.”
He wearily twisted the cap onto the Red Tea and turned to look at the seat next to him.
A dorm mate who ca to the internet cafe to ga together couldn’t take a whole night of losing streaks, constantly being kicked to death like stray dogs by various escorts, rankers, and cheats, excused himself by being tired, silently turned off the ga, and sat on the sofa scrolling short videos on his phone.
As for another dorm mate who was gaming…
“Qiangzi, are you still playing?”
“Playing, yeah.”
The hoodie-wearing Zhang Qiang, also sounded exhausted. If not for investing too much sunk cost into this godly ga, he would have long moved on to other gas. “Anyway, not much Hafu Coin left, sell the expansion box, dress up for one last dance, die, forget it.”
“Alright, prepare.”
Jia Wei’s tone was as calm as a still lake, the in-ga economy for this ga was now insanely unreasonable, with helts, armor, armor repair, guns, accessories, all unbelievably expensive, while the drop rates were abysmally low.
“Haha, I’m wearing Fifth Level Armor worth as much as a Golden Antelope, with experintal data on my head, a gold bar on my back, two smoothbore guns in hand, golden bullets comparable to four sets of Rolex in my pants, then scrambling with others for Cow Horns in the safe… Sour Corner Porridge planners, I love you.”
Zhang Qiang rambled and suddenly widened his eyes.
Sour Corner Porridge’s Tomb Raider Mode required a team of three, and now since one of their dorm mates stopped playing, theoretically, the two of them should be matched with a wild card teammate.
Jia Wei and Zhang Qiang both chose the assault positions as First Brother and Second Brother, each with high-level skins in the ga, yet the wild card teammate they were matched with…
“WTF? What the hell?”
In the corner of the match interface stood a bizarrely dressed person with the ID [Pifu], wearing glasses, books tied to their waist, with a lump of silver Sli sitting at their side
The most outrageous part was a giant toad occupying most of the screen behind him.
“Is this the Miaomu Mountain Immortal?”
The two college students exchanged glances full of shock and confusion, the fatigue from a whole night of losing streaks vanished, replaced with a newfound energy.
Zhang Qiang hurriedly picked up his phone to film the screen, while Jia Wei pressed the microphone button, exclaiming with excitent and confusion, “Number 3 buddy, what character is this, is it next season’s Naruto-thed skin?”
Li Cheng did not answer; instead, he looked down at his palm. As the environnt changed, a layer of ga filter coated his body.
“Sour Corner Porridge Action, huh…”
Li Cheng nodded thoughtfully, and calmly said to his two wild card teammates, “You two better stay away from the computer hosts.”
Jia Wei reflexively asked, “Uh? Why?”
“It might explode.”
As he spoke, the classified astronautics map loaded, the spawn point located in the bottom-left launching area.
Zhang Qiang nudged Jia Wei with his elbow, showing him his phone screen.
It was a strear, currently explaining from a God’s eye view of the ga map.
An absurd fact was that, despite Sour Corner Porridge boasting thirty million daily active users with soaring popularity, the ga developnt team, recruiting all industry elites with salaries topping the industry, had ridiculously low productivity.
All this ti since launch, many functions that should have been present still weren’t implented, such as match replays.
Yet, the replay function that the production team couldn’t drum up, the cheat-driven black industry managed to create.
Once a cheat activated the radar sharing feature in a match,
the God’s eye view webpage could observe the placent of all exposed materials on the entire map, even clearly seeing each team’s IDs, equipnt, character configurations, and even each person’s gun aiming direction,
the cheat website’s capability surpassed official replays by a hundred tis, truly absurd beyond imagination.
Just now, Zhang Qiang privately ssaged a strear using the God’s eye view webpage to narrate matches.
“Hello, audience friends, entering a new ga, woah, six teams in the classified astronautics, each team has more than one Demon Pill cheating Brother Hang, once again our familiar Space City, filled with a future technology atmosphere.”
The small strear nad Brother Hua talked fluently in the live room, the profit interest in Sour Corner Porridge’s gray industry was massive, far surpassing any previous video ga, with even official activities giving out Escort Tickets, leading clubs to support escort rankers.
Gray industry scales of DNF, Jianwang 3, Dream Journey West, the old predecessors, couldn’t compare at all.
This also led to an extrely fast rate of cheat renewal and variety.
Aimbot, bullet tracking, Bloodhound, all conventional cheats need not be ntioned,
other things like the Absorption Star Great thod — directly pulling a box to oneself upon killing an enemy;
Flying Thunder God — instant teleportation across the map;
Douzong Strong Person — unlimited use of skills, flying back and forth in the air;
Body Fixing Technique — directly locking a target in place unable to move;
each more creative and imaginative than the last.
By comparison, Treasure Hunting Mouse (only visualizing resources but not killing), opening password rooms directly without a password, equipnt disappearing upon death to prevent looting, could actually count as green plays.
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The strear nad Brother Hua, used to the freakish scenes in Space City, calmly explained: “You can see, all the teams are talents in the upper half of the map, strong lock, perspective are just standard accessories,
the lower half is not much less, this player nad [Pifu] directly accelerated ti, rushing from the bottom-left corner of the map to the bridge… wait, no!”
Brother Hua’s eyes widened sharply, in the mini-map from God’s view, around Pifu’s body suddenly appeared ten [Star of Africa] symbols.
This item was among the most premium materials in all of Sour Corner Porridge, so unlucky players played thousands of hours and never got a single one.
“Could it be a newly appeared material duplication cheat? No way, directly duplicating Stars of Africa is too freakishly against the sky…”
In Brother Hua’s live room, the bullet screen barraged like a horizontal waterfall after a brief delay. He belatedly reacted, quickly grabbing his phone and checking the private ssage content again.
Finally seeing the bizarre scene on the character selection screen Zhang Qiang sent him, along with Zhang Qiang’s own real-ti ga sharing link.
Hurriedly clicking into it, he saw the player nad [Pifu] really standing on a giant toad, floating above the bridge, with ten gleaming Stars of Africa diamonds swirling around him.
“…Audience friends, today we really witnessed a True Immortal. Just unclear about what he’s going to do by displaying ten Stars of Africa, won’t it be a real-ti cheat test?”
Brother Hua took a sharp inhale, instinctively suspicious.
Absorption Star Great thod, Flying Thunder God, Douzong Strong Person cheats, mostly called on the ga’s own codes, could barely be explained,
but what was up with this giant toad? That thing isn’t in the ga.
Before he realized, in Zhang Qiang’s ga screen (he and Jia Wei were still running from the spawn point to the bridge), a player character wearing green pants suddenly flashed beside Li Cheng, reaching out to seize a diamond.
The Star of Africa’s drop rate was extrely low, even on the hardest maps, it was hard to get.
This green-pants player, clearly a proprietor of the Flying Thunder God and perspective material cheats, couldn’t hold back upon seeing ten Stars of Africa and activated, attempting to snatch the prize.
Did he succeed…?
The green-pants player already touched the Star of Africa, even the inspection animation appeared, but in the next instant, the giant toad slightly moved its eyelid, its terrifying gravity flattened him into a pancake on the spot without even giving a chance to be knocked down.
Li Cheng casually brushed away the dust from his coat; the Phase Change Demon’s ability was assimilation corrosion, the larger the environnt, the more room to show its power.
At this mont and place, it’s definitely hiding sowhere on the map, needing to be forced out.
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