We were in an enclosed cave, with little to no sunlight and only my torch to illuminate the way. I sprinted before the stranger and shielded her from the dragon’s gaze before it could cast [Poisonous Curse].
"Don’t worry, I’ll save you, princess!" I yelled.
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Monster Na: Poison Dragon
Level: 80
HP: 1000/1000
Attack: 0
Magic: 1
Defense: 500
Resistance: 200
Damage Reduction: 50%
Recomnded Party Size: 21
Skills:
Poisonous Curse [Active]: Imdiately deal true, piercing magic damage and imbues permanent [Poison X] status on an enemy that caught its aggravation.
Casting cost: 5%MaxHP
*True damage: Damage that ignores Defense and Resistance
*Piercing damage: Damage that ignores shield.
*Magic damage: Dealing damage based on [Magic] stats, can be lowered by Resistance
*Poison X: Removes 100 HP every 3 seconds until death or nullified.
Dragon’s Scales [Passive]: Immune to every negative status effect.
—
With a perfect skill to put [Poison X] onto its target, this dragon could easily kill anyone with just one stat on magic damage.
I didn’t expect anyone to be in the Poison Dragon’s cave because no one could ever solo this boss! But that’s alright, her stupidity didn’t matter. You know what did? Look at her boobs.
Exactly, they’re freaking huge! Like, the size of my head, EACH! Of course, avatars are customizable, but that still is a good enough reason for to play knight in shining armor.
I then heard her calm, casual voice echo through the cave.
"Why, is this enemy hard to defeat?"
Oh god, an actual idiot! What do you an by asking if this enemy was hard to defeat? Just look at its skills and level! God, these new players get dumber every day.
"GROAARRR"
With that being said, the dragon didn’t care that it was going to murder two low-level scrubs, so it opened its mouth to roar at .
I focus up, I don’t even blink when the attack finally cos, as its mouth brightens a green color.
"NOW!" I yelled.
click
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Userna: CJS69Real
Level: 1
Class: rchant
HP: 48/50
Attack: 5
Magic: 0
Defense: 2
Resistance: 1
Damage Reduction: 0%
—
The dragon’s attack landed on , and the curse surely must’ve hit , but I smirked when I saw that my HP was 48 instead of 49.
"Mufwehehe..."
I jumped right in front of the dragon with both arms open wide.
"You can not defeat ! Look at the item on my hand, moron! We’ve been through this at least a thousand tis! I learned your attack intervals!"
In my hand was a simple, rusty silver knife that no one knew about; this was the singular item with the lowest purchase rate in the entire ga of [Darkmoon Adventure], both the PC and VR versions.
"ROARRRRRRRRR"
The dragon shrieked again, casting [Poisonous Curse] on .
click
"ROARRRRRRR"
Once more.
HP: 46
HP: 44
...
HP: 10/50
And there I was, standing on top of the dead dragon, which killed itself after casting [Poisonous Curse] 20 more tis and spending 100% of its own HP.
"That’s amazing!" The stranger spoke up, and I turned towards her.
She was a [Ranger], a speed-focused class, based on the swiftness shoes and starter hood. Her hair was that of long white snow, and she looked charming up close, with these realistic video ga graphics.
"How did you do that?" She asked, "The enemy died without you even touching it!"
With a prideful smile, I approached her.
"What essentially happened was. This item, The Fool’s Knife, can damage its users. Considering that you can’t take two instances of damage on a single fra, and this ga runs on sixty fras per second, it prioritizes the instance of bigger damage, so I can inflict myself using the knife to overwrite the dragon’s... Yadi yada, you probably don’t understand."
After running my throat dry and realizing halfway that the woman was staring at blankly, I stopped explaining.
Instead, I walked right over to her, raised my hands and squeezed her boobs, twice.
"Boing boing, fehehe." I smirked pervertedly, with my teeth showing and my face creasing upwards, almost distorting it, "You’re welco, m’lady."
God, I love Virtual Reality.
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