Chapter 1108: Globe
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
“Hello, everyone! Your dazzling beauty makes the fish sink and wild geese fall, a beauty so stunning that the moon hides her face and the flowers blush for sha at sight of , a national beauty with flesh of ice and bones of jade. The beautiful little rmaid Sihwa has begun to broadcast live! Are you looking forward to it? Do you want to give gifts to support ?”
Sihwa smiled as she gave a peace sign in front of the cara on the phone.
The broadcast room was full of insults.
“I haven’t seen anyone rushing fans for presents! How about being more reserved? It’s such a waste of your face!”
“Ah, when I was in elentary school, I couldn’t wait to pile up so idioms that I’d learned in my composition class just like this...”
“That... who is in elentary school?”
“That’s unreasonable. Actually, those phrases were used quite well...”
With Sihwa starting her live broadcast, the broadcast room quickly beca lively. In accordance with the usual practice, the newcors first raised various doubts about her appearance, and old fans used cynical tones to mock the newcors, lanting that when they had first co, they had also thought the sa. So newcors couldn’t stand the mocking and left the broadcast room, but most newcors chose to observe silently.
Most anchors broadcasted live in the afternoon and evening because there were more idle people in the afternoon and evening, but conversely, the competition in the morning was not so fierce, and people could avoid the ti of super anchor. Sihwa did live broadcasting every morning and managed to attract a large number of regular fans. After all, the live broadcast app was nationwide There were always people who were more leisurely in the morning, too.
Sihwa’s live room should have been regarded as a very strange live room. She didn’t play gas, she didn’t have much talent, she never went out, and she even just soaked in the bathtub. She read a fairy tale, stumbling over the words, when she was happy, and when she was not happy, she lost her temper and argued with the fans.
The only way to communicate with fans was to be insulted by them, because her tone of voice was like the main character of a Mary Sue story, constantly having the feeling of being the best in the world. There was no shortage of points for people to use to attack, and so people even deliberately provoked her to make angry and enjoy the pleasure of being attacked by her. This was like the way primary school boys behaved to girls they liked, not to please them but to pull on their braids and frighten them by catching insects.
Still, who had asked her face to be so good looking? Besides, she was also a foreign sister who could speak fluent Chinese, which was a very rare attribute. But so careful netizens had found that she had a slight accent when she spoke Chinese, which was hard to detect if they didn’t pay attention to it. It seed to be the accent of the eastern coastal areas.
“I’m telling you guys, I’m just living temporarily here to experience the life of the ordinary people. The luxury bathroom you saw before was my real ho!”
It was Sihwa’s millionth ti repeating that sentence, and even she herself believed it sotis, but sadly she could not manage to trick the netizens.
“Oh, alright, next.”
“Don’t lower your head, your crown will fall off.”
“This is the so-called clueless young woman, right? She was probably corrupted by Korean dramas. When will she be given an electric shock by Professor Yang?”
“I have a question, broadcaster. You are always soaking in the bathtub. Won’t your skin wrinkle? I was in the swimming pool for half a day and my fingers were already bumpy.”
Sihwa automatically ignored the mocking and proudly showed her ten fingers that were like jade onions, shaking them in front of the cara.
“Don’t compare yourself to . I am born beautiful like a fish in water!” she said triumphantly.
“F*ck! I have a hand fetish! I can’t stand it!”
“I could play with this hand for a year!”
“I could play for ten years!”
“I’m already done, what about you guys?”
Sihwa was constantly confused by the neverending online phrases, and asked, “What’s already done? Does that an that you’ve already added money into your account and are preparing to send gifts?”
Her natural tone and expression were not made up. They were very attractive and made people want to tease her. They also attracted a barrage of insults using bullet screens by netizens.
At that mont, soone knocked twice on the bathroom door.
She turned her head to look. It was Zhang Zian who was standing at the doorway. He pointed at his own mouth—of course, he did not an that he wanted to drink the water in the bathtub. Instead he was expressing that he wanted to tell her sothing. He wanted to ask her if it was convenient for her to speak now.
She showed a cold expression. In her heart, she did not want to speak because every ti when she spoke with him, she was angered because of his pettiness.
“I seem to have heard the sound of the door. Anchor, aren’t you going to open the door?”
“Right, anchor, go and open the door. I have never seen how the anchor looks below her shoulders.”
“Haha, you guys ca too late. As an old tir in the live broadcast room, I’ve seen how she looks wearing a rmaid cosplay.”
Zhang Zian did not leave upon eting trouble and still stood at the doorway of the bathroom, as if he wanted to compete with her on patience.
Sihwa did not want to waste phone battery just like that, and so she told the cara, “Is there still anyone who wants to give gifts? If there isn’t, I’ll go offline for a while. We can continue in a while! Five, four, three, two! Is there really not one? Really no one? Three, two, one, zero. Five...”
When she was speaking normally, people gave gifts once in a while, but when she specially asked for a present, no one gave any. She was so angry she bit her lower lip softly, and, throwing a tantrum, she left the live broadcast room before reaching zero.
“What do you want?” she asked, not politely.
“It’s like this. We’re going to Egypt, and I wanted to ask if you want to go.” Zhang Zian got straight to the point and said the reason why he had co.
Her eyebrows scrunched up, and her face was full of suspicion as she asked, “E-Egypt? Where is that? Why haven’t I heard about it before? You cheapskate, is it that you want to sell to be a s*x slave?”
Zhang Zian said, “If you don’t know anything, can I ask you to shut your mouth and stop randomly guessing? Don’t always play with your cell phone. Read books, learn geography and history, and don’t be ignorant all day.”
“You’re the ignorant one!”
Before he finished, with Sihwa’s angry yell, a splash of water aid for his head and face headed towards him.
Fortunately, he was prepared and stepped out of the bathroom, shutting the bathroom door without splashing water outside.
“Annoying! B*stard! Cheapskate!” She lost her temper alone in the bathroom and splashed water around. “Why should I learn? Anyway, no one taught !”
It seems like even a salty fish had her own pride.
Zhang Zian waited outside for her to stop for a mont and rummaged through the storage room to find the globe from his childhood.
The globe was quite old and creaked when it was rotated. The division of so countries and regions was slightly different from that of today’s world, but it was still useful.
He knocked at the door again, then pushed it open a crack and said, “Alright, I said a little too much just now. I apologize. I’ll teach you so geography now—can I co in?”
It was not realistic to expect Sihwa to actively learn and absorb knowledge. After all, everyone had laziness. When was it more comfortable to study than play? From elentary school to university, once people left school, without outside supervision and pressure, very few would continue to take the initiative to learn. Not to ntion this fish—she had too many things to learn, a myriad of thoughts, and no elentary school teachers. It was normal for her to not know where to start.
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