Chapter 2490 Mini scene: Shaless Competition
The sun shone as far as the eye could see. Everyone was gathered in the center of the plaza.
The referee’s eyes road across the entire plaza. There wasn’t a single empty seat, and the plaza was almost completely filled.
“The annual shaless competition is about to begin. Everyone here is a selected contestant.”
“Hahaha, I’ll definitely be the champion of shalessness!” Lin Que looked at Si Yehan.
“I forfeit,” Si Yehan nonchalantly said imdiately.
“I also admit defeat.” The white-dressed Ji Xiuran also spoke up with a smile.
Ye Wanwan sat with her ankle on her knee and examined her surroundings. The only true threat here was probably her own brother.
“We’ll now invite the President of the Fearless Alliance to speak!” The referee looked at Ye Wanwan.
Ye Wanwan imdiately stood up and smiled confidently. “When I was fighting with Si Wutian in China, we were outnumbered, but so what? I simply called a number and it was perfectly resolved!”
The host asked, “What number did you call?”
“110,” Ye Wanwan replied.
Everyone: “…”
“Tch!” Naless Nie was unconvinced. “When I set up a fight with the local bully when I was young, he brought 10 people, but I was different. I just brought one person.”
“Who did you bring?” the referee asked curiously.
“Oh, I brought his dad with ,” Naless Nie answered.
Everyone: “…”
“I tricked my baby into my possession with a single shaobing. My baby is the leader of Asura,” Ye Wanwan said.
Naless Nie: “I made a trade for my gorgeous using a single abacus! It was also my mother-in-law who did the trade with . My gorgeous is the leader of the Rose of Death!”
“I love money as much as my life.” Ye Wanwan sneered.
“I earned money from you,” Naless Nie said.
Ye Wanwan’s lips twitched and she took a deep breath before continuing, “On the deserted island, a certain leader said there wasn’t anything he didn’t dare to do, so I made a bet with him using his White Tiger Seal as the price, and I won in the end!”
The referee said, “I know that leader. He’s a ruthless character. How did you win the bet?”
Ye Wanwan: “I bet that he didn’t dare to eat sh*t!”
The referee: “…”
Naless Nie: “I participated in all kinds of competitions in China and won who knows how many fridges and TVs and washing machines. They had no choice but to stop broadcasting the show and I was eventually blacklisted by all the challenge shows in China and beca a competitor permanently on the ban list.”
Everyone: “Just what in the world is worth being proud of?!?!”
Ye Wanwan: “…”
Naless Nie: “In my WeChat groups, I never talk. The only way to get my attention is to send red envelopes.”
Ye Wanwan: “I got your attention with a single cent!”
Naless Nie: “One cent is still money!”
Ye Wanwan: “…”
“Of course, I also have an ace in the hole.” Naless Nie turned to his rcenary quartet.
Imdiately, a shaful slogan reverberated in the plaza.
“Godly Captain, free-spirited and talented!”
“Handso handso handso handso!”
“Strong strong strong strong!”
Everyone: “…”
That’s too shaful…
Can we get our tickets refunded?
“FML” was written all over Ye Wanwan’s face. “I admit defeat.”
“That’s nothing! One ti, a door was only worth several thousand dollars, but I said the original price was $200,000 and was giving them a 50% off discount, so I managed to sell it at the astronomical price of $100,000! And the buyer was Piece of Sh*t! He was utterly grateful to too!”
When the referee was about to announce the results, Big Dipper suddenly stood up.
Imdiately, Yi Shuihan, who was sitting in the audience, shot Big Dipper a glance.
Big Dipper died.
The referee wiped his sweat. “I announce that the winner of the most Shaless Award in Perfect Secret Love is: Naless Nie!”
“Godly Captain, free-spirited and talented!”
“Handso handso handso handso!”
“Strong strong strong strong!”
Ye Wanwan cupped her fists. “I’ve disrupted you. I’ll be taking my leave now!”
—— [End] ——
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