Chapter 1136: I haven’t reached the point of being starving and unselective
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Gong Xu was joyful. “Go! Go quickly! Brother Ye is calling on you!”
This was the first ti Gong Xu was jumping for joy about Brother Ye calling on Luo Chen instead of himself.
Luo Chen hesitated for a mont before he stood up. “Brother Ye… It’s really nothing…”
Ye Wanwan raised her eyebrows. “If it’s nothing, why are you all looking at like you’ve seen a ghost?”
Gong Xu quietly muttered, “No, no, no. Brother Ye, you aren’t a ghost. You’re Zhong?Kui?1?; you can even catch ghosts!”
Ye Wanwan was rendered speechless. “…”
Luo Chen faltered, not daring to say anything. In the end, it was Han Xianyu who spoke. “Ye Bai, don’t you rember anything from last night?”
Ye Wanwan scratched her head. “What about last night? I don’t really rember it. My mory blacks out after I drink…”
Han Xianyu said with an exasperated expression. “Ahem, after you drink… you’re a little…”
“A little what?”
Han Xianyu pondered over his wording. “A little… impulsive.”
It was Gong Xu who couldn’t bear it anymore and shouted, “Sh*t! How is that impulsive? That’s just utterly violent, bloody, and cruel! Brother Ye, do you know what you did to last night?”
Ye Wanwan pulled a chair back and sat down. She propped her chin up with her hand. “What could I possibly have done to you? I haven’t reached the point of being starving and unselective yet, right?”
Gong Xu was triggered instantly. “Brother Ye, you’re too awful! What about ?! I’m so handso! How am I unselective?! How?! You clearly said I was good-looking last night, why did you do a complete 180 now…”
Ye Wanwan felt a headache coming on and sighed. “Can I get soone who can talk normally instead?”
Fei Yang’s timid voice ca from the corner. “Director Ye, after you beca drunk last night, you ca downstairs with us. Gong Xu also drank a bit much and insisted on comparing notes with you…”
“And then? I hit Gong Xu?”
“Well, you didn’t hit Gong Xu, but you did punch a giant hole into Gong Xu’s off-road vehicle…”
Ye Wanwan blinked. Then she asked in disbelief, “I made a hole in an off-road vehicle? With my fist? Brother Yang, are you kidding ?”
Fei Yang replied, “It’s true.”
Ye Wanwan turned to Han Xianyu, and Han Xianyu lightly coughed before also nodding. “You made the hole…”
“If you don’t believe it, look at the photos yourself! I towed my car to the shop to repair it this morning. The clerk asked the cause of the damage. I said soone punched it, and they asked if I was dreaming…”
Gong Xu quickly pulled up a photo on his phone to show Ye Wanwan. There was indeed a fist-sized hole on the car’s hood.
Ye Wanwan said, “I also think you’re dreaming…”
Ye Mufan muttered, “You punched it. Everyone here witnessed it with our own eyes last night. Why didn’t I know you could get so strong when you’re drunk? Also, that what’s-his-face of yours, oh, Ah-Jiu, also ca last night and brought several bodyguards. You went into a drunken craze and beat up those bodyguards too. Then you left with that wild man. When I went over to pull you back, you actually asked who I was, d*mn it…”
Ye Mufan’s point of focus was definitely his last sentence.
When Ye Wanwan finished listening to everyone’s accusations, she adopted the tone of a science show host and explained, “I think this must be a collective illness on your part and you had delusions. Not only did I wreck a car bare-handed but also had a group fight? Impossible! I never fight, OK?”
Gong Xu interjected, “Brother Ye, I think you might… have a little misunderstanding about yourself despite how long you’ve been alive…?”
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