Pu Sangzhi then said, "I want to see you with a buzz cut, can you do that?"
A buzz cut... Huo Feng had given that up before he was even out of fifth grade in elentary school.
Ever since he began to develop his own sense of aesthetics, Huo Feng could no longer tolerate the buzz cut, which to him was akin to a convict’s hairstyle.
So, when Pu Sangzhi suddenly asked him to get a buzz cut, Huo Feng’s heart was full of rejection!
"Can we negotiate about this?"
Huo Feng was ready to have a serious talk with her. "My head, you see, is round. I really can’t get a buzz cut, after that it just makes my head look big and my face small, very unattractive!"
Pu Sangzhi seriously examined his head shape for quite a while...
It was indeed big-headed and small-faced.
But isn’t a round head cuter?
Pu Sangzhi thought to herself.
"But I want to see you with a buzz cut."
Pu Sangzhi said, "If you don’t get a buzz cut, then I won’t get a haircut. That’s fair, isn’t it?"
"Hey, that’s really not fair at all."
Huo Feng said, "I picked the best-looking hairstyle for you, I guarantee you’ll be prettier after the styling than you are now. But the hairstyle you’ve chosen for can only guarantee I’ll be a hundred tis uglier after the styling... you really need to think this through!"
Two hairstylists sat behind them, quietly listening to their negotiation.
Making people wait like this isn’t nice.
So Pu Sangzhi went straight for the kill, "I’ve made up my mind. If you get a buzz cut, then you can decide my hairstyle too. How about that?"
Huo Feng: "Let think..."
And so, Huo Feng thought for nearly three minutes...
This prolonged three-minute brainstorm couldn’t help Huo Feng make a decision.
Because this decision could dictate Huo Feng’s level of attractiveness for the next few months!
The New Year was just a couple of days away.
There would be visits to relatives, and such visits certainly require showing off one’s looks.
Going to see relatives with a buzz cut would be extrely cruel for the image-conscious Huo Feng.
But...
Pu Sangzhi had already said so much.
If Huo Feng doesn’t agree to it, he would seem especially cowardly.
Huo Feng is supposed to be a tough guy, how could he display such cowardice in front of his own woman?
Thus, these two thoughts collided in Huo Feng’s head, sparking a debate...
Ti passed, three minutes went by, and Huo Feng still hadn’t made up his mind!
Seeing that he couldn’t decide, Pu Sangzhi made the decision for him, "Master, we won’t cut it, just blow it dry will be fine."
The barber behind them naturally wanted to do a full wash, cut, and blow, so he specially asked Huo Feng again, "Are you sure you don’t want a cut?"
"Wait a minute..."
Huo Feng raised his hand, "Let think so more, give two more minutes."
Pu Sangzhi saw his extrely conflicted expression and said, "Hurry up, the master is waiting for you to decide. Also, you really don’t need to struggle so much, if you don’t like it, just don’t cut it."
"That won’t do..."
Huo Feng replied, "You said you wanted to see with a buzz cut, I don’t want to disappoint you..."
Pu Sangzhi was actually just speaking off the cuff.
At that mont, she was simply struck by a whim, suddenly thinking of this legendary hairstyle that’s a test of a man’s attractiveness.
She didn’t expect Huo Feng to take it so seriously and struggle with the decision, which made Pu Sangzhi feel a bit embarrassed.
"If you really don’t want to cut it, then forget it."
Pu Sangzhi said, "I don’t particularly want to see it, let’s just drop it."
"No way!"
Huo Feng had been deeply conflicted.
But Pu Sangzhi’s reverse psychology successfully pulled him out of his indecision, and he decided, "Cut it! A buzz cut it is! Who’s afraid of who!"
"Are you sure?"
Therefore, the barber behind Huo Feng confird once more, "I’m asking you again, are you really sure?"
Huo Feng closed his eyes, waving his hand, "Sure, sure! Don’t ask again, one more question and I might back out! Cut it quickly, get on with it!"
Seeing Huo Feng put on a look of brave sacrifice, Pu Sangzhi beside him couldn’t help but chuckle, "So you’re really going to get it cut?"
Huo Feng gritted his teeth, with a determined attitude, said, "Cut!"
Pu Sangzhi said, "Alright, then let’s get it cut!"
After Huo Feng had made his decision, the two hairstylists began to officially start cutting their hair.
Dealing with Huo Feng’s hairstyle was the easiest.
As long as you use a hair clipper on his head like weeding a lawn, you can shave off his black and beautiful hair cleanly, leaving only specks of scalp like black sesa seeds.
So within minutes, Huo Feng’s originally good-looking hairstyle was completely sheared off by the hair clipper.
Soon, his round head shape erged.
Without the embellishnt of hair on his face, it looked very strange.
Fortunately, his features were three-dinsional, and his face was small and delicate, so he still pulled off the hairstyle.
"Ah..."
Huo Feng sighed painfully, "Oh my God! Am I going to join the military?"
Pu Sangzhi, watching his clean-shaven head, couldn’t help laughing out loud, "Haha, you look like this..."
"What’s so funny... It’s all thanks to you..."
Huo Feng felt a pang of heartache, his eyebrows furrowed tightly, "I’m not even old yet, and my head is so cool. What the hell, I feel like I’m about to enlist tomorrow..."
At this mont, Huo Feng had completely lost the resolute mindset he had before the shaving.
Looking at himself in the mirror, bald and exposed, Huo Feng’s entire ntality collapsed!
For a mont, he fell into self-doubt, unable to accept his current self!
"I’ll give you a style."
The hairstylist behind him, seeing his reaction, suggested so.
However, Huo Feng could no longer accept such claims, "My head is already so bare, what kind of style can you shave? Who are you kidding?"
So, the stylist took a long comb and drew it beside his ear, "I’ll shave two lines horizontally here, making it look a bit more dashing. At least that’s considered a style, right?"
"What kind of style... Why shave horizontal lines?"
Huo Feng was teetering on the edge of a breakdown, "I can’t take it anymore, I’m having a heart attack. How can I look so ugly..."
Seeing his exaggerated reaction, Pu Sangzhi couldn’t help but speak up, "Hey, it’s pretty good. Are you being too hard on yourself? I think you look quite handso like this."
Huo Feng, already sowhat agitated, exclaid, "Not at all good, absolutely hideous! I don’t want to see anyone ever again..."
Pu Sangzhi: "Hey, aren’t you overreacting? Are you blaming ?"
"Not at all..."
Huo Feng sniffled, "I just feel like crying."
At this point, the hairstylist behind him could only continue to suggest, "What if I shave two lines horizontally on this side? Wu Yifan also has this hairstyle. Do you want to show you a picture?"
Huo Feng: "Can I even compare to Wu Yifan?"
After mulling over it, Huo Feng added, "Show the picture, I think I’m still a bit more handso than Wu Yifan."
Standing on the side, Pu Sangzhi silently observed Huo Feng’s reaction and couldn’t help being amused by him.
The hairstylist quickly offered up his phone, pulling up a picture of Wu Yifan with a buzz cut from the internet.
Indeed, even when celebrities get a buzz cut, it’s not entirely short all over; there’s a little bit of style to it.
Although Huo Feng was feeling terribly upset at the mont, he still tearfully accepted such a subtle and not-so-noticeable style.
"Alright then, give the sa cut as Wu Yifan."
Huo Feng let out a long sigh, "I hope I can look better than him."
Pu Sangzhi, trying to hold back her laughter, just kept laughing.
Seeing her laughing incessantly, Huo Feng felt both angry and upset at that mont, "You still have the nerve to laugh, look at this bad idea you ca up with. If I had known, I wouldn’t have agreed to you... I didn’t expect to turn out this ugly."
Huo Feng couldn’t help wiping his face, swallowing down all the bitter tears.
Pu Sangzhi could only comfort him, "You really aren’t ugly, even with this haircut you’re not ugly, and you’re quite handso."
"Forget it..."
Huo Feng, in anguish, replied, "Don’t try to console , you were just laughing like a dog a mont ago."
Pu Sangzhi: "..."
How on earth did she get compared to a dog again?
Before long, Huo Feng’s hairstylist used the clipper to carve out two lines beside his ears.
From the side, such a minor change added a touch of coolness to his hairstyle.
Huo Feng turned to look at his profile and had to admit, those horizontal lines were quite effective.
"Hmm... it looks fine upon a glance."
But when Huo Feng turned to face himself in the mirror, he couldn’t help but sigh again, "Why do I still look so ugly!"
Pu Sangzhi laughed for the nth ti, "Hey, can you not be so funny? It’s just a buzz cut... It really looks good!"
Huo Feng: "Doesn’t your conscience hurt praising like this?"
Pu Sangzhi: "I swear, you look very handso."
Huo Feng: "Liar!"
Pu Sangzhi: "If I’m lying, then I’m a dog."
Huo Feng: "Dog Sangzhi."
Pu Sangzhi: "..."
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