Overpowered Villain Returnee in the Apocalypse - System is for Losers Chapter 29: Dealmaker

Chapter 29: Dealmaker

It wasn't difficult to find the Hero. Going through the map and past the stupid giant running around like a lost baby swinging his sword like a lollipop that was just asking to be stolen by an adult, I finally found the Hero's marker in front of a building that looked slightly bad compared to the others in the posh city.

But.

Just like GPS, the fucking marker did not make up for elevation. I didn't know how sothing could throw the entire world into chaos and bring back the dead to life only to fail in front of the simple shortcomings of GPS.

Unless it was done on purpose to make things interesting, or unless all of this originated in worlds where elevation held little importance.

Sighing, I kicked the sli ahead and started walking up. The dumb sli was too slow to keep up with my pace, so I used it as a replacent for a pebble.

I had kicked it near the canals and was about to walk away like one would from pebbles, but this one had automatic return features stemming from severe separation anxiety.

"Would you be fucked if your kind find out you tead with us?"

I asked.

"PIPO!!!"

The sli's answer seed to be more along the lines of 'stop kicking if you want an answer' but I did not take quips when I asked questions. I would assu that to be a yes.

"Don't worry, you won't have a 'kind' for long anyway."

"Piii!?"

I kicked the sli up the stairwell, humming a song from way back on my way. After crossing a couple of floors, the sounds of footsteps filled my ears.

Followed by a loud voice.

"Neon Kaiser Darkest Mackenzie Abarreth Shadow Johannesberg the Third?! Is that you?"

"Pipip!"

In front of the stairwell with flickering red ergency lights ca the blonde bastard friend of mine, he was peeking outside a house as he looked at us walk up. His face filled with a smile at the sight of the sli, before it scrunched up in horror when he saw .

Alright, it was clear who your favorite friend is, motherfucker.

"S-sir… why are you here?"

"Hey, who is it?"

My ears perked. I also heard soone else's voice.

Kicking the sli ahead once more, I walked over to the apartnt that the Hero was peeking out of.

The hero smiled at and then looked back inside.

I peeked over his shoulders and froze.

"Oh? Who's this guy?"

I was frozen, completely frozen.

"Sir…?"

"Pipo?"

"Wow, do I look that beautiful? I am flattered—"

"Don't get on your high horses nya…"

Even though another voice joined in, I still couldn't move.

Right below the raven tress, beneath the baggy, soulless eyes, clenched between her pale fingers and studded on her glossy lips.

Was one of the most beautiful things in the world.

A fucking joint.

My mind cooled down at once, if the Hero was hanging around with her then he must have seduced her, he was quick that way. Honestly, soone who looked like a discurd e-girl was definitely not my type. Not soone I wanted in the group either.

But drugs were a deal-maker.

"Sir? Is sothing the matter?"

I decided to deal with the joint issue later.

"You," I turned to the Hero. "Did you make that thing out there? The giant skeleton?"

"Uh…"

Right then, a black cat jumped atop the Hero's shoulder and nodded.

"He did! He totally did. I saw it with my own eyes ow."

"I-I-I…"

The talking cat said it.

I raised my hand and patted the Hero's shoulder. Initially, I wanted to punch him for making drop my mana potion.

But this was good enough.

"Great, we'll use that to kill the Apocalypse Manager, that giant sli."

It annoyed too much. I was looking forward to flipping the apocalypse on its heels anyway.