Month May - Day 19
Feng i has decided to head out of his house to face the devastated Muffin city after a night of sleeping soundly. He wanted to head out to train himself in the open field.
He wanted to train in the Art of Dragon dance. The mystical art for which he nearly beca a breeding machine.
Feng picked up his glaive and walked towards the front door of his house. His two servants followed behind him. Dacula was equipped witg a huge military backpack and his eyeglasses. While Chandni had nothing on her.
Feng i didn't know that he will start a great legend by rely going out his house. No one imagined that a legendary tale will be birthed from a re mortal going out the front door of the house. Not even the masterminds or mastermind behind the devastation knew.
Who among the mastermind could have thought that a mortal basic act of walking would later on mount terror in their entire being. The echo of his footsteps will take away their breath. One breath a step!
Currently the soon to be legend was depressed over the death of his little lily.
Little Lily was the na of Feng i flower pot.vHe nad it little lily because the flower pot was small and the flowers in the flower pot were purple lilies.
He had placed little lily at the right side of his house front door. The flower pot was crushed under a huge black rock(teorite which Dracula split into two). Only a single dry purple petal managed to escape its fate of dying.
Feng lowered his head and a sad sigh escaped his mouth. "Little lily you have accompanied my house front door for a long ti rest in peace may your soul find a place in heaven!" he said and bent down to pick up the last dried petal. Feng picked it up and placed it in the pocket of his black hoodie.
He uplifted his conscious and tried to move toward the demolished streets. But he realized that he was facing a bigger problem, right now.
He has unknowingly trapped his body between the two rocks(teorite which Drafula has split into two) and the house door.
He had trapped himself between the two rocks while bending down to pick up the dried purple petal. It was totally unintentional.
His body fat was stuck at his house front door and he was unable to move.
He could force his way out but Feng was afraid that he would rip off the skin attached to his white tummy, if he did that.
All this happened because of two Huge rocks (that looked like they were siblings birthed from the sa mother) that had sohow crashed right at the right and left side of his house front door an unknown ti ago!
He deduced that these rock is probaly the most smallest one in the families of teorites that have assaulted Earth. Feng also justified that this teroite that was split into two is the cause of the earthquake which he felt while he was sleeping, more than a week ago.
Feng know that only Dracula have the power to split a teorite into two. 'Goddamn I really need to modify my servant A.I. But it is also all my fault. This all happened because I have installed a program called T-humane in both my A.I.' Feng cursed without actually saying it out loud.
The program was intended to bless an A.I with a soul. Though, both his servants didn't know about that. The program will bring about an humane change in the A.I. It will beco human through interaction with its owner and its surrounding.
But Feng had been neglecting his robot for years. Furthermore his robot had also not interacted with humans. Hence, their T-Humane program was still in the initial stages.
Feng realized that he had two socially retarded A.I to take care of. The two robot have learned about the world only through ani and internet. Anis where every main character has a plot-armor and internet of this era was full of stupidity. He determined that his robots barely have any common sense!
Feng needed to properly guide them to make them humane and complete the teue purpose of T-humane progrma.
Feng two servants were waiting behind their master. Their master was showing them his arse.
They saw their master take out his phone from his 3XL trousers and poogled.
"What to do when your body Fats is stuck in between two rocks right at the front door of your house"
Sadly even Google(google) didn't have any information about his dilemma!
"Master do you need help?" asked Dracula. He was perplexed after seeing his master who has started to moan out loud.
Feng was desperately wiggling his ass in hopes of escaping the vicious clutched of the two rocks. He wanted his stuck body back inside the house, at all cost.
"Yes I need help! Please do sothing about it before uncle Jas eats alive" Feng shouted at his servants. He attempted to escape the vicious clutches of the rock by wildly flexing his body.
Uncle Jas was the owner of the Saminos pizzeria chain from where Feng i used to eat his pizza. Ucle jas used to be a handso and dashing middle-aged man. Though now his face was gray and rotten. His mouth was filled with decayed teeth as yellowed and full of pulpy bits of bloody flesh dropped out from his guts along with his intenstines
God have rcy on his soul, Uncle jas have basically turned into a zombie.
He was moving with half-shrug shoulder and making Hiss! Hiss! sounds. Uncle Jas was dragging his body towards his luxurious al. His dear custor Feng i.
"Chandni activate battle mode," Dracula gave her permission.
"Affirmative" An strict military lady voice ca out of the sweet housemaid Chandni mouth.
Her chanical eyes turned red and a huge white tal box appeared behind her.
It wasn't a re white tal box but a rocket launcher and a speed accelerator.
"Mission Thousand years of pain: At the count of 3 we both will strike master at the bullseye" Dracula ntally passed the bullseye location over to her.
The bullseye was Feng i ass.
"Affirmative" Chandni replied and moved back a distance of so feet.
Feng i was not ready nor aware of the pain he was going to feel right now.
"3
....
2
....
1 Go"
Dracula kicked right on the bullseye and Chandni also rushed and hit her master ass with her chanical hand. They both perford their action at the speed of lightning and hit the targeted area at the sa ti.
Feng i was send flying towards Uncle Jas.
"Ahhhhhh" Feng i shouted due to pain. He felt that his ass had busted by the assault of his servant.
Feng i body crashed onto the decaying Uncle Jas. Uncle Jas was crushed beneath Frng i and his godly weapon 'Fat'.
Uncle Jas being a pizzeria man was stubborn as hell and he refused to die. He maded 'Hiss' 'Hiss' sounds and tried to bite Feng i.
Feng hurriedly rolled to the side. He didn't eant to be bited by a zombie. Feng i had seen many zombies movies. He knew that a person transform into a zombie if he is bitten by a zombie.
He stood u and gazed down at Uncle jas.
"Hello Uncle jas you are looking handso today goddamn I will miss your tasty pizza," Feng said in lancholy. He raised his pole.
Uncle Jas prouded an ear-shattering sound. He was aggravated because his al had escaped. His shout attracted the zombie wandering nearby towards Frng i .
Feng earbuds almost exploded because of Uncle Jas attack. Feng swung the glaive and cut off uncle Jas head. He had no regrets. After all, Feng i was a killer in the 'Eastern Immortals Western Gods star cluster'. killing was breathing for him.
Uncle Jas head rolled on the street and his the ear-shattering wail ceased.
"A great pizzeria owner indeed. He even went off with a bang, summoning a party of undead. Guess I gotta load my hand and move my hips."
Feng praised Uncle Jas as he happily looked at the wave of zombies. The zombies were moving towards him, slowly.
Dracula and Chandni were short and small in structure. They easily moved through the narrow passageway in which Feng i was stuck.
"Master, we are here to help," The two robots declared.
Feng smirked at them. 'Aiyoo, my foolish servants don't know my greatness. Sigh, even the galacticalbking of assasins would have fallen to my feets, if i was still at my peak'.
"You guys don't need to help at all! Just look at the aweso performance this young master will generously perform for you both."
Feng said as he rushed into the wave of zombies.
He excluding battle intent that only a true warrior can posses. Hus face expressed excitent.
His emotions and eagerness to battle was clearly shown through the twinkles in his eyes and weinkles on his fat face.
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