Chapter 1: Bored Hero!
All across the world, the na of one man resounded! Tales of his heroism spread throughout every single country! Every adventurer aspired to be just like him!
From nobility to peasants, his tale was spoken, shared, and admired by everyone. Every single human had heard his na, as this man was legendary.
Parents would tell their children of the great adventure this man had embarked on. From generation to generation, his fa continued to be known.
A century-long war had co about between humans and demons. One of the greatest countries in the world, Vastos, had been besieged by demons. They ascended from the depths of hell clawing their way out of the ground and rupturing the earth.
Soon, bloodshed had spread in every corner of Vastos and the army of these vile demons had only continued to grow. Indiscriminately and brutally, they had slaughtered humans. No father, mother or child was safe from these malicious devouring beasts!
The whole world believed the country of Vastos, along with its kingdom, would soon fall and beco a kingdom of the past. All hope was truly lost. However! The people of Vastos were determined to defend their country! Their kingdom! Their people! Knights assembled alongside their king to protect the kingdom of Vastos! Wielding shields, spears and swords, they fought and fought. One-hundred years! They fought and fought! This was the might of the people of Vastos!
Even so, it was completely useless. The army of demons continued to grow stronger and more frightening as the human army grew weaker with each passing year. On the hundredth year, a great battle had broken out! A final stand between humans and demons! The victor of this battle would surely determine the fate of the whole world itself! Thousands upon thousands of horses galloped, carrying the brave knights into the hordes of demons. Soon after the battle had begun, the lives of many knights were taken by the hands of the demons and their army grew thinner. The knights of Vastos began to lose faith.
However! One man appeared in a blaze of glory! Almost as if the sun had co down! Burning hot! He radiated light! He lifted his sword high in the air, which emanated shine and fire! Everybody’s eyes turned, looking at him. He then pointed his sword forward towards the mob of demons and shouted, "Raise your weapons!"
He took a deep breath, and then exclaid, "The enemy is right in front of your eyes! Now is not the ti to waver heroes of Vastos! Charge forward! Charge forward!"
The knights began to stand on their feet. They then all raised their weapons in unison and let out a war cry. They got on their horses and charged forward, led by this mystery man. Victory was then achieved by Vastos! The people of Vastos celebrated and thrived in their victory. Later, people ca to learn the na of this mystery man as he then began to brag about his na. This hero certainly liked to boast a lot.
This story had beco known as ’The Great Tale of Sedah’
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Vastos,
Present day
"My tale had ended a long ti ago. People had better still rember !" Sedah exclaid to himself.
For a long ti, Sedah had holed himself up in a cave in a forest in Vastos. An insignificant, peaceful location.
"I doubt people rember ." Sedah’s mood began to sink.
"Ah, I haven’t talked to soone in so long. I’m bored as well. Super bored!" Sedah had lain on a rock for a bed, resting his head on his arms, staring up at the rocky ceiling.
"Humans are so ungrateful! They’d better rember my na and face! I made sure to boast a lot after I won that war for them. Ah! Can I really call that a war, though? It was so boring and easy...after all, I wiped out that whole army with a single swing." Sedah yawned.
Sedah, for an unknown amount of ti, had been camping, hunting and very rarely going out to human villages to complete quests all this ti.
"How long has it been now?" Sedah wistfully questioned himself. "I’ve been bored for so very long. Alone for so long now. Everything is too peaceful. Annoyingly peaceful. How much longer will I have to live? I can’t die of old age- I’m practically immortal. After all, I’m a demon. A demon with small horns. Haha..." Sedah emptily laughed to himself.
"What’s that? How lucky you might say? I can’t die from age. That’s right! Look how great I am! Unfortunately, it’s not as great as you might imagine...who am I even talking to? I’m going insane from being alive for so long...ah, how completely boring!"
A sort of sharp tingling sensation went through Sedah’s head. He sensed a human with great magical energy. "Maybe this person can..."
Sedah hurriedly left his cave and, with great speed, navigated to the great magical source.
"A great magical presence is emanating around this area. My dream of finally dying in battle! Maybe...just may-"
"-Wahh!! Wahhh!!"
"A basket?" Sedah then stepped carefully towards the basket. He looked inside, and he found a baby wrapped tightly inside with a blanket. This baby boy had blue eyes and brown hair.
"He has the sa colour eyes as ...wait. This magical energy. Is it coming from that stinking, crying baby?!?!" Sedah looked around, turning his head from side to side.
"Wait, wait, wait...where the hell are his parents?! Goddammit! How has he not been eaten by so hungry monster already? Unless his imnse magical power has been deterring monsters away? I guess that’s possible..."
Sedah’s nose wrinkled. He then began to feel sick. "That sll...don’t tell
he...shit. I’m going to throw up! It must be that sll keeping the monsters away!"
"WAHHHH!! WAHHH!!"
"GODDAMMIT! Will you stop crying already?! Tch! So annoying."
"Gahh~"
"Wait...that actually worked?" Sedah questioned dumbfoundedly.
Sedah then locked eyes with the baby. After so thinking, Sedah decided to raise this baby. "Fine! Considering your parents abandoned you, I’ll just have to take you in myself. First things first...a na..a...a...ARTHUR! From now on, your na is Arthur! Understand!?" Sedah pointed his index finger down at the baby.
"Gahh!!" Arthur proclaid, kicking his tiny feet in the air, grabbing ahold of Sedah’s fingers with his tiny hands. Arthur’s face was happy and completely satisfied.
Sedah turned his head side to side while holding Arthur and thought to himself, "Is there soone-"
"-Gahh!" Baby Arthur boldly exclaid, interrupting Sedah’s thought.
Sedah held the baby up into the air. "That’s a mighty fine idea Arthur! I’ll make you into an excellent warrior! I’ll make you even stronger than ! No excuses!" Sedah then turned his head in confusion, "What should I feed you..milk?"
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