“The Organization of Evil 『Legend of Devils』 will now comnce the Second Round Table Conference.”
Ding ding ding.
Pink-Haired Lesbian, dressed in a suit, adjusted her glasses and called the eting to order. The participants were as follows: The Crazy Wizard (has three phases), who forgot the purpose of gathering information and simply enjoyed the session—that was .
Then there was the Purple Tower Master, Yuna Yurensto Violetiris, who also forgot about the task of gathering intelligence and just enjoyed the session.
Yuri Lanster, an agent of the Imperial Defense Bureau, had made the sa mistake.
Finally, there was the employee of the year 『Espoir De Eternal dark』.
“You bastards──!!"
“Language.”
“You bastards──!!"
“Stop fucking swearing!!”
Despite my attempt at giving reasonable advice, Outer God was so upset, she started spinning wildly like a windmill caught in a storm.
Was she truly that upset over rehabilitating soone back to normal? Did it really irk her so much that she wasn’t able to plunge another Magical Girl into despair by severing their neck?
Maybe she had never felt the warm embrace of love and friendship. This is the problem with these depresso expresso types…
“I’m not mad because you gave it a childish ending. You kept ddling with everything I tried to do! I tried so hard because you said you would remove as many settings as the information I gathered…..!!”
Seeing her worked up and making a fuss, Pink-Haired Lesbian tilted her head and asked.
“What exactly did Eternal Dark do?”
“Oh, she tried to set a backdoor spell on Roderus while he was distraught over Ruru’s death. The spell would’ve turned him into a puppet once ten specific brainwashing key codes were said. So I stopped it.”
“Wh-When Oh Dae-soo self-destructed at the end... At that ti, she amplified the pain threshold by ten tis, wrapped that mory up tightly, and planted it in his subconscious to use later as a ntal bomb to incapacitate him.... She tried to plant a sort of ntal bomb….. So I erased that too.”
“AHHHHHHH──!!"
The Outer God wailed as she rolled on the floor, complaining about how unfair it was to expect her to work after we had "cut off all her limbs." Seeing her pitiful state, I… didstate not feel any sympathy.
Beep.
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Beast of Betrayal : 92%
Indignant : 7%
Happiness : 1%
Masculinity : 0%
I could see her inner demons clearly.
While she pretended to acknowledge the power dynamic between us and even played along with a show of obedience, it wasn’t because of so ‘Mindbroken Female Submissive’ fantasy. No, it was more of a ‘I’ll stab you in the back the mont I get the chance, you motherfucker’ vibe. In short, she wasn’t fully tad.
If you really think about it, her so-called efforts to "extract information" were filled with ulterior motives. If Roderus was emotionally unstable, why not take the information in the mont instead of planting so backdoor for later use?
That’s like a thief finding an unlocked door but choosing to install a device on the window for future entry instead of just taking the money.
Clearly, she was scheming either to find a way to escape and switch bodies or make Roderus go berserk near in an attempt on my life—cute tricks like that.
So preemptively blocking her spells was the right choice.
Even the Tower Master, who anyone would admit was the most empathetic among us, looked at her with cold eyes. Normally, if soone was genuinely upset, our kind Yuna would be the first to try and console them.
“Oh my….. It must have been so hard, Eternal Dark. I know how tough it can be when your superior just sses around. I get it.”
“Uuwaa⋯⋯!!"
“Yes yes, co here. I will give you a warm hug.”
Pink-Haired Lesbian pulled the Outer God into a tight hug and secretly shot a look. Along with a quick hand signal.
-I will take the role of giving her food. Mr. Crazy Wizard, continue on with the whipping.
-I think the whole ‘good cop, bad cop’ is too obvious of a trick to actually work.
-With these types? You have to at least give it a try.
Outer God was scheming to outwit us, while we plotted her downfall, a happy organization full of deception. And ti was on our side.
Outer God, still convinced she has a shot at breaking free, would put in the effort, and by the ti she found a good opportunity to betray us…… she would have succumbed to justice's mind-warping embrace like many others who have passed through my hands.
I really enjoyed it seeing villains fall apart into ruin and despair.
While I was absorbed, watching Pink-Haired Lesbian's hand move subtly along Outer God's back and thighs, the Tower Master tugged at my sleeve and whispered.
“So, what are you actually gonna do⋯⋯?"
“About what?”
“Redburn⋯⋯. Should I just go ahead and erase him? A dog that bites once will bite again. Redburn won’t be any different.”
“It’s fine, there’s no reason for you to overexert yourself like that.”
Yeah, it’s alright.
I’ll say it again—ti is on my side. I wasn’t exaggerating when I said I had three phases.
Using the idea I ford during my fight with Roderus, and the real data I gathered from the Tower of Trials, I was almost ready. I had a front line and a back line that I could summon at any ti…… it was almost complete.
All I needed was sothing like the Capital Knight Order’s power armor.
Once that was in place, I felt confident that I could defeat most opponents unless the match up was really bad. After all,I even beat a Mana Parrier with ease, so what could possibly scare at this point?
Of course, the issue of energy—specifically, how much mana I could wield—was still a concern. But as long as the Tower Master was near , the problem would eventually resolve itself. Even now I regularly drank in her power, even from her yawns.
Seeing my confidence practically glowing, the Tower Master placed her hand on mine as if she was worried.
“You know, the scary thing about tamorphosis is that it defies common sense.”
“Defies common sense?”
“Eung….. The total amount of power soone has may be fixed, but there are good matchups that can surpass that. Like, hypothetically, a power specifically designed to overpower soone in their twenties with black hair. It’s extre, but possible.”
She was warning . If soone’s tamorphosis was custom-built to target , there was a chance I would die.
But I had prepared for that scenario too. Through playing TRPGs, making friends, and expanding my circle, my defenses had beco thicker.
And even in a worst-case scenario, where a weapon made to kill a wizard ca my way, a warrior could still break it. Pink-Haired Lesbian would protect from any such threat.
If the problem was that an individual was unable to handle a group, or the threat of surprise attacks from Black Wizards, then the solution was simple: we would build our own group.
The players and I are loosely connected after all.
Even if everyone couldn't beco friends, if we aligned our interests and wove our stories together, I was certain they could at least beco coworkers.
“And even that was the case, there’s sothing I──"
Beep.
The Mana-Fax turned on. Officially called "Magical Copy Sothing-sothing," it functioned much like an ordinary fax machine.
While important docunts like royal decrees were still delivered by hand to prevent counterfeiting, this machine was handy for exchanging information where security or formality isn’t an important issue.
I paused what I was about to say and checked the printout.
To summarize: a flashy, slightly blue-skinned girl was running around beating up criminals, and the ssage asked if I, the Crazy Wizard, had sothing to do with it.
“......Pink-Haired Lesbian, you didn’t report this ye,t did you?”
“No, I haven’t.”
“So, does that an the Second Prince’s first assumption when sothing weird happens is that I’m responsible?”
“Can you honestly bla him?”
I couldn’t refute her in good conscience.
I had been worried about Roderus after what happened in the end, but it seed like things were turning out all right.
However, the appearance of a young girl⋯⋯?
My expression hardened as a dreadful possibility ford in my mind. The Tower Master also nodded in agreent.
“We didn’t give anything to Roderus, right? Like a hologram projector or anything.”
“N-No. There was no way to give it to him either. Because we were only connected by a dream⋯⋯."
“Could it be that this Roderus... couldn’t shake off the mories of the dream world and...”
"⋯⋯Crossdressed?!"
I have ruined yet another person’s life!
It was, at least, a healthier hobby than beating up wizards, so all I could do was hope no one caught him, especially not Ruru.
I pray for your success, Roderus.
As I mourned the death of soone’s masculinity, a lightbulb went off in my head.
“......Waitttttt a second.”
Ruru had supposedly completed her justice mindbreak and seed to like Oh Dae-soo.
Ruru had seen Oh Dae-soo’s true form in the final scene.
Roderus disliked Redburn.
In that case, what if we brought them together? What were the odds that Captain Kim Ruru of the Capital Knight Order would beat the living hell out of Redburn?
“This is perfect.”
Was extracting information even that important anymore? Now, we had a chance to send soone in the Sublimation Stage directly at Redburn!
Normally, information warfare was for the weak. If we could drop a Sublimation Bomb on him, obliterating him entirely, there would be no need to bother with intelligence-gathering. Redburn might not crumble from just one bomb⋯⋯.
At the very least, he won’t even be able to think about fucking with . Since he'll have to block the wave over there first.
When I explained the plan, Yuna’s eyes glead with the enthusiasm of a devout shipper. She was a die-hard Dae-soo x Ruru fan, and she now looked ready to put in 120% effort.
“Th-the two of them just need to et, right?! Leave it to …..! I’ll make sure their first eting is unforgettable!”
Yuri Lanster, agent of the Imperial Defense Bureau, adjusted her glasses, the lenses flashing as she did it.
“Hm. I also have an idea. I'll gather more intimate details after making contact with them, but there’s a chance we could collaborate with the Defense Bureau.
The Tower Master and Pink-Haired Lesbian exchanged thoughts and fine-tuned the plan. We were going to crush Redburn under the sheer force of love.
Irid (the Second Prince/ Imperial Defense Bureau) - Kim Ruru (Capital Knight Order) - Roderus (Whistleblower)
Three Handles One!
I waved the printed report in front of Outer God. Who was mocking for forgetting to extracting information? Look at the masterpiece I’ve crafted!
“Outer God, take a look! It’s all falling into place!!”
“You’ve just stumbled into so luck, good~job!!”
“Today, you’re going to have to add a sound effect that’s at least ten letters long at the end of every word.”
"euaaaaAHHHHKKYUNGKYUNG!!"
While I was trying to discipline Outer God with a relentless barrage of information, the Tower Master and Pink-Haired Lesbian had already finished getting ready for their work trip to Crownhall.
“I will be right back.”
“Call if sothing happens⋯⋯!"
The two of them took a horse carriage and temporarily left the Academy. For the success of pure love—and important business.
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I was left alone for the first ti in a while.
Now that Pink-Haired Lesbian and Tower Master had left my office, I wondered if it had always been this quiet. The thought of sleeping in my bed alone tonight already made feel lonely.
But no, let’s stay positive. There were things I could only do when I was alone. Being glued to the hip with the Tower Master and Pink-Haired Lesbian usually took up all my ti.
Now I could say that I finally gained so space. Freedom. Then, that ant⋯⋯.
Sothing I could only do when no one else was around⋯⋯ Sothing private, sothing⋯⋯ personal.
I turned my gaze toward Outer God.
"⋯⋯⋯⋯."
“W=What are you looking at like that for?!”
“Outer God, you’re going to hang out with .”
You’re now going to beco a Transforr.
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