It was a chilly Christmas evening when Raja entered the cupcake shop, only to find Max dealing with two unexpected visitors. One was a broke ex-rival who recently got rich, and the other was Max’s ex-boyfriend, standing there with the classic "I-made-a-huge-mistake" face.
"Max, I’ve changed!" the ex pleaded. "I was a fool to leave you. I realized you’re the best thing that ever happened to !"
Max scoffed. "Oh wow, just in ti for Christmas. Let guess, you ran out of money for takeout, and now you rember how good I was at cooking?"
Before the ex could respond, Raja strolled in, radiating pure dominance. Without hesitation, he grabbed Max’s waist, dipped her dramatically, and kissed her right in front of them. The ex-boyfriend’s jaw hit the floor. The rich girl gasped like she was watching a scandalous soap opera.
"Sorry, pal. She’s taken," Raja said, smirking. "And you?" He turned to the rich girl. "You sure you can afford cupcakes now, or do we need to set up a GoFund?"
Max wiped her lips and grinned. "Alright, lover boy, let’s get to work. Cupcakes don’t bake themselves."
That night, they hosted a massive cupcake party. Raja, Max, and Caroline served custors, danced to Christmas jingles, and even convinced Han to wear a Santa hat. Gina showed up uninvited, only to steal cupcakes and announce, "I’m here for quality control."
After ensuring Max’s ex-boyfriend understood the aning of ’lost forever,’ Raja returned to his magical world. His first task? Upgrading communication systems. Because apparently, So families still uses carrier pigeons, and one of them had attempted to duel a hawk last week.
He t up with his friends and professors at Hogwarts, who were still adjusting to the concept of instant ssaging.
"So, instead of waiting three days for a letter, I can just—type?"McGonagall blinked at her new enchanted tablet.
"Yes, Professor,"Raja sighed. "And no, you can’t deduct points from students via text."
anwhile, Raja’s forbidden ho in the Forbidden Forest was as chaotic as ever. Hogi, his mischievous Hogwarts spirit, jumped on him in excitent and all the magical animals ca near him for petting.
"You’re back! Where have you been?! We missed so much chaos!"
"Chill, buddy, I brought snacks."Raja handed him so enchanted chocolate.
Raja made his way to Brooklyn, gifts in hand, only to find the precinct in mild chaos.
"EVERYBODY STAY CALM!" Jake yelled, flailing. "I AM THE BODYGUARD NOW."
"No one is panicking, Peralta," Holt said dryly.
Deputy Chief Gerber had assigned Jake as Holt’s personal bodyguard after Holt started receiving death threats. Holt insisted they were nonsense, but Raja’s instincts said otherwise.
anwhile, Amy was struggling to get a picture of Rosa smiling for the Christmas card.
"Rosa, smile!"
"No."
"What if I say it’s an order?"
"Then I’ll resign."
At that mont, Raja handed out Christmas gifts:
Amy: A $1000 Amazon stationery gift card. She practically fainted from joy.
Rosa: An Enchanted Elf Black Dagger. She nodded in approval. "Finally, a good gift."
Jake: A $500 comic book store coupon. "Best. Christmas. EVER."
Boyle: A VIP culinary show pass. He wept with happiness.
Gina: A $500 shopping voucher. "Okay, I like you now."
Holt: A limited-edition book by his favorite author. "Acceptable."
Terry: A $1000 family shopping coupon. "My wife will love this!"
Hitchcock & Scully: Unlimited buffet access. They scread like children.
Despite Holt’s insistence that he was fine, Raja and Jake discovered the death threats were from Colin Hais, aka "The Freestyle Killer."
At the rail yard, Hais ambushed Jake and Holt, but before he could fire, Raja, with impeccable aim, threw a stone that smacked Hais’ hand, causing the gun to misfire.
Terry tackled Hais to the ground, and the team took him into custody. Boyle, in the excitent, tried to jump too high in celebration—and ended up in the hospital.
"I FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN!" he groaned from his hospital bed.
Raja kissed Rosa cheek in a flash causing her shy and smile and Amy finally got her smiling photo.
Raja continued his Christmas tour, visiting old friends and finally eting Prudence, who had transford into a sexy nerd determined to finish high school and beco a model.
Seeing her new look, Raja felt a very unholy Christmas spirit. They ended up sharing an indecent kiss and Rubbing and Squezzing each others Body assets behind the school before he left.
He made his final stop at an orphanage, playing with the kids and handing out gifts before heading back to the another world, eager to unveil the super serums.
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