"Haha, I’m stripping you! Not only your clothes but all your equipnt will fall out!"
Seeing the mage’s exasperated look, Banana inexplicably felt delighted, extrely excited, pretending to put the golden robe into his space pouch right in front of him and said, "Sigh, I never thought killing people would earn money faster than killing a BOSS. This exquisite golden robe must be worth quite a bit, huh?"
"Damn, give it back to !"
The mage’s eyes turned red with anxiety, "I struggled to get my hands on this, give it back to quickly!"
"Do you think that’s possible? Scum like you, I’d rather throw it to the system store than give it to you!"
Banana nonchalantly refused on the spot, "Debts of the last lunar month should be paid back quickly. You think you can escape by dying once? No way!"
"Bro, I admit defeat, I won’t ss with you guys anymore, I’ll delete the video, I won’t sar you on the forum, just give back the robe..."
This golden robe was the mage’s lifeline, the only valuable piece of equipnt on him. He didn’t expect it to explode out so quickly, truly the unluckiest.
The mage decided to act like a grandson for the robe; as long as he could get it back, he would even call Banana grandpa!
"Too late to say anything now!"
Banana left no room, for scum like the mage, how could he sincerely repent, who knows what he might do to retaliate secretly!
"Damn, your mother!!!"
Seeing no hope of retrieving the robe, the mage cursed out loud, saying the most unpleasant things like a shrew, extrely piercing.
Soon, the system intervened, instantly silencing the mage, turning him into a mute who couldn’t say a single word, just mumbling.
"Farewell."
Su Ran didn’t want to waste any more ti on the mage, reaching out again to strip away an experience level, this ti making a magic hat explode out.
"Hahaha, this guy is really unlucky, two deaths and two equipnt explosions, so unlucky!"
Banana laughed as he picked up the magic hat, eagerly looking at its attributes, then imdiately lost interest, "Just a level 45 silver equipnt, not worth much, I haven’t recovered the cost of the Reincarnation Grass this ti..."
"Still want to kill?"
Su Ran was not interested in the equipnt but whether to revive this guy.
"Forget it, leave so room for everything, no need to push him to death, uh, oops, he’s already dead."
Banana kicked the corpse with a smile, "Bro, I’m no longer angry, wasting a Reincarnation Grass on this kid isn’t worth it!"
"Then that’s it, let’s go find the Evil Ghost Prophet and figure out this bracelet situation."
Su Ran glanced around, lowered his voice and said, "This kid still has accomplices, probably hiding sowhere, let’s get out of here and shake them off first!"
"I really hate these paparazzi!"
Upon hearing Su Ran’s words, Banana recalled the mage ntioning that he had two partners, and everything they said could have been recorded. Thinking about this made him a bit uneasy, he quietly asked, "Bro, it’s possible that you might get sared on the forum, affecting your reputation and status, this could be trouble."
"Reputation and status? Can they be eaten?"
Su Ran didn’t take it seriously at all, casually saying, "Let them sar all they want, just don’t look at the forum, doesn’t matter."
"Hmm, now that you say that, I’m relieved."
Banana didn’t say anything more, following Su Ran’s steps towards the Evil Ghost Prophet’s place.
...
Not long after the two left, the captain and the shield warrior arrived. Seeing the mage’s corpse, their anger started to burn.
"Captain, Xihui can’t die in vain, we must avenge him!"
"Compile all the video materials, post them online, I want Spilt Water Can’t Be Regained to feel the power of public opinion!"
The captain felt heartache for the lost golden robe, decisively deciding to post all the video materials!
...
Gods and Devils Forum.
One post after another targeting Su Ran sprang up like bamboo shoots after a spring rain, there were nearly twenty of them in a row.
"Shocking! Spilt Water colludes with the Ghost Realm, betraying the Human Race!"
"Spilt Water Can’t Be Regained in bromance, two n’s eye-burning secret, with pictures and truth!"
"The ugly truth of Spilt Water Can’t Be Regained!"
...
Each post was like a fuse, instantly igniting the players’ enthusiasm. Anything about Spilt Water Can’t Be Regained was big news, especially with so many posts!
Hence, all players browsing the forum flooded into these posts, eager to see how the Spilt Water god supposedly colluded with the Ghost Realm!
For so reason, the bromance post had the most traffic. Everyone went in with excitent and ca out swearing, how could just standing around talking be considered eye-burning? Ugh, clickbait!
As for the collusion with the Ghost Realm, players didn’t believe it. For all the contributions Spilt Water made to the Human Race—when foreign player Stacey ca to the Imperial City arena, no one could defeat her, thanks to Spilt Water’s efforts that restored Huaxia’s dignity; when Crane That Doesn’t Dance led ghost armies to attack the Imperial City multiple tis, they were thwarted by Spilt Water. What a grand act of patriotism!
Even daring to throw such dirt on Spilt Water, what nerve!
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