Oh no! After I Reincarnated, My Moms Became Son-cons! Book 3: Chapter 15

Your highness, your hunting gear for tomorrow has been prepared.

A maid knocked on my door in the evening and hung a smooth set of clothes for hunting at my top of my bed then bowed and said: I wish you victory and a safe return.

Thank you.

I smiled and placed the thick book in my hand down. I guess this book can be considered elven literature. Its a pretty good novel. The literature of elves is a little sad, as it lants the passage of ti and their own long lifespans. Virtually nobody cares for politics, but there are lots of them who reflect on war and think about the value of things. Its quite an interesting read.

In the past, a young prince could act hipster after reading just one book completely written in English. When I return, I can say that I read the literature of another type of being. I wondered what sort of reaction Id get if I had my phone, took a picture, and then took it back and said: This is the language of elves that you hipsters admire so much.

Theyd probably think Im insane.

Wow, your hunting gear looks so good, your highness.

Lucia jumped onto the bed barefoot and then picked up my hunting gear. It was made of leather, and was basically the sa as what hunters nowadays where, except that it was a tighter fit on the body. It had the royal familys golden coat of arms embroidered on it, there was a cape attached to the back which had pockets on two rows. The cape also acts as a blanket during winter. The red cape on the black clothes looked quite cool. We would wear boots for footwear to prevent bugs and the sort from crawling in.

I looked at Lucia who was completely naked before asuring up my hunting gear and smiled wryly. I wanted to tell hipsters: The elf you guys like so much is on my bed stark naked.

Lucia looked at and then said: Your highness, the deer hunting festival is tomorrow. It doesnt look like youre nervous.

Arent you the sa? I feel like its the night before my final exams where I havent revised anything and might as well just wing it. But this ti, I dont intend to do that. Ill kill a white deer king even if it ans I have to use the stuff mom gave if I have too.

Final exams?

Lucia was slightly puzzled. I smiled, and then gently reached my hand out to hold her hand. Lucia followed along and sat by my side, and then hugged around my waist. I gently held her hand and said: I honestly dont have any ambitions. Up until now, the biggest decision Ive made mustve been deciding to marry you.

Lucia gently leaned against , lowered her head and replied:Uhm.

My Lucia leaned into my embrace and resolutely said: Initially InitiallyI thought you didnt love because you never gave any reaction before. You treated the sa way you treated friends. However, after what happened with the Earth Dragons, the feelings you shared with made really happy. Ive always loved you, your highness, ever since we were young. Always. Up until now. So Im very happy that youve finally fallen in love with . I Ill give it my all tomorrow to repay the love you have given , and to prove my love for you, your highness.

Why does it feel like youre proposing to ?

I smiled and then gently cupped Lucias face in my hands. Lucia paused and her face turned slightly red. She closed her eyes and reached her arm around to hug my neck. My heartbeat sped up and I could feel Lucias body temperature slowly rise, as a strong flower scent slowly fill the air. Lucia who had her eyes shut was slightly nervous and as a result, quivered gently. Her eye lashes seed like they were keeping ti and she slowly tilted her cute-red-flower-like lips upwards and slowly ca closer.

I closed my eyes and slowly leaned in closer towards her lips. Lucias breathing slowly ca closer and I could feel her nervous and anticipating breaths brush my skin. I gently touched my nose against hers, and heard her moan shyly. My lips could feel the gentle warmth before them and couldnt wait to go in for them.

Son! The deer hunting festival is tomorrow. Have you prepared? Stop!!! Stop you two!!

A voice mixed with anger, sorrow and jealousy exploded at the door, scaring Lucia and I, causing us to quickly separate. I looked towards the door stunned. Mom looked at us with shock. She had distrust and jealousy written on her face. She looked at us, waved her hands with frustration and kicked her legs as she shouted: No! No! Not! Happening! You two are not to do anything impure before you get married! You absolutely must not! Until you get married, youre only allowed to do this sort of stuff with mommy! Stop, you two! Youre not married yet! Youre not allowed to perform such shaless acts!

Wait! Wait a second!!

Thats not right! Thats not right! I can understand no sexual acts before marriage! But what the heck is this about doing it with my mom?! Is there not so sort of huge problem with what you said?! What do you an you can only do it with mommy before you get married? Doing this sort of stuff with my mom before marriage is basically self-destruction!

Lucia imdiately knelt on the bed and apologised as though she just did sothing wrong and got caught: I apologise, your highness!

Dont apologise! This is wrong! Theres sothing wrong with what the queen said!! And whats wrong with fiances kissing?! It doesnt matter even if we do sothing that cant be described No, what the hell am I saying! Without assistance from Lucias wind elves tomorrow, the deer hunting plan will beco a picnic, with us as the food! No! Not a picnic, but a wilderness survival event, and one without Bear Grylls leading us for that matter! And theres this remarried woman too.

Mom angrily ran over to my side and aggressively hugged my head. She aggressively pulled into her embrace without waiting for my approval. Co to think of it, Ive been killed many tis via being buried in boobs, havent I?! Ive experienced this extrely great yet painful experience every ti. My body cant take much more!!

My son is mine right now. I wont let anyone have him! You can do that sort of stuff after you get married, but not now! No! Youre absolutely forbidden!

Mom pulled into her bosom even tighter. I desperately struggled but mom had no intention of letting go.

Yes! Understood, your highness! But it looks like his highness is in a lot of pain right now.

Ah.

I finally managed to escape. I gasped for air, looked at mom and exclaid: Mom, youre a bit too worked up, arent you? We Were just kissing. Didnt you say you already gave birth to by this age?

Thats different! I was already married! I gave birth to you after I was married to my brother! Whatever the case, you two still arent married so you cant engage in that sort of intimate behaviour!

Mom had her arms folded as she looked at angrily. She then said: What are you going to do about the deer hunting festival tomorrow if you do that sort of stuff? And if you want to kiss, cant you kiss mommy instead?

No, no, no, no!!! Its wrong on every level to kiss my mom!

I reached my hands out and grabbed my head. The elves philosophies, world view and values No, moms philosophies, world view and values are hard for to comprehend. Mom continued to lecture us for a while. She then stood up and reminded to prepare the potions before she left. I sighed. I finally raised my head to look at Lucia and noticed that she too was feeling a bit too embarrassed to look at .

Pfft.

We both laughed out loud and then lied down on the bed together as we held hands and interlocked our fingers.

Lucia, I will give you a wedding ceremony youll be pleased with.

Uhm. Your highness, the wedding ceremony I want, is the one with you standing by my side.

Glossary

1) Edward Michael Bear Grylls is a British adventurer, writer and television presenter from Northern Ireland.

2) Troy is using the term hipster in an insulting manner in this chapter. The original Chinese term refers to social groups found in first-tier Chinese cities whose mbers display an ostensible interest of non-Chinese music, movie, literature, drama, etc., many of whichdespite being widely recognised canons of human civilizationremain sohow unknown to the general public of China, partly because of what happened post-1949. The term is often used derogatorily as a manifestation of the prevailing populism of the present-day China.