Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane! Chapter 302: Secret Police Squad

Chapter 302: Secret Police Squad

Lu Siya thought about it and asked, “Are you thinking that soone from Spirit Creation Creatures leaked the case yesterday night?”

“I don’t know. What do you think, based on your understanding of Xie Xiaolei?” ng Chao shook his head.

Lu Siya pondered it for a mont. “It’s possible. Xie Xiaolei is really good at promoting things. He also loves taking the deviant path. If he believed that he is innocent, he would definitely not let go of the chance to increase exposure. But if he exposed it on his own, doesn’t this an that he doesn’t have any ulterior motive? It doesn’t have any connection with the true criminal who killed Jin Yongqiang.”

“True. Looks like we will have to wait for Shen Yupeng’s results before we can do anything.” ng Chao suddenly stopped as if he had thought of sothing.

Lu Siya quirked her eyebrows. “What is it?”

ng Chao touched his belly and asked with a red face, “I’m sorry, Big Sis Ya. Do they have... non-counterfeit stuff here?”

“Non-counterfeit stuff?”

“You know, food that actually fills your belly. The one that you can eat happily until not a scrap is left.”

“... Weren’t you eating happily just now? I don’t see anything left on the plate.”

“I an, I thought that those were cold dishes served before the main dish. I’ve been waiting for a long ti, but I don’t see any real food coming over, so I decided to ask you about it.”

ng Chao was not used to eating in a private restaurant reserved only for its mbers.

In the end, he went to the street food street in Nine Sands University City to eat to his heart’s content.

He did not expect that Lu Siya would follow him, so he had to sneak around to make sure that his university mates did not see him. Otherwise, he would have to spend a lot of ti explaining things to them.

There was a 24-hour Ultimate Style Experience Center in Nine Sands University City.

ng Chao lay down in the cultivation cabin and let gene dicine as well as high-calorie nutritional fluid subrge his mouth and nose.

The dicine slowly filled his lungs and stomach through his nose and mouth. Then, it seeped into the thin capillaries through the 36,000 pores on his body.

He entered a deep ditative state as bioelectricity and the sparks of his thoughts clashed against each other.

When he picked up Shen Yupeng’s call, it was no longer midnight, but five in the morning.

They were not going to eat supper together, after all. They were going to end up eating breakfast.

Lu Siya insisted on sending ng Chao over. She also intentionally had him get out of her car in front of Shen Yupeng and the others.

ng Chao did not know whether this was her staking claim over him in front of Shen Yupeng or whether she was telling Shen Yupeng that ng Chao was hers.

He just smiled at this.

Any other normal university student would definitely have so sort of twisted ego after they managed to ride the coattails of a rich woman. They would feel like they were going to lose her at any mont, even though they had her at this mont. They would overthink things, and it would be impossible for them to treat the matter with a normal mind.

But ng Chao had returned to the past from the apocalypse.

He had seen thousands of destructive stars shining above Dragon City.

He had seen the city built over half a century by tens of millions of people razed to the ground.

He had seen countless glorious buildings collapsing in an instant. Before the reinforced concrete could land on the ground, it was burned to a crisp by a tornado that was more than ten thousand degrees Celsius.

He had seen humans turn into charcoal after screaming their lungs out from pain.

He had seen countless souls escaping their torn bodies and instantly being wiped away by a spirit energy tsunami. In the end, not a single bit of them was left. Not even the signs of them laughing, crying, being happy, or being sad.

ng Chao had seen too many things. At so point of ti and from a certain angle, he had a really mature and profound heart.

To save Dragon City and create a bright future, he would ride Lu Siya’s coattails without any burden in his heart and without batting an eyelid. He could even do it in a righteous manner.

But he was also wary of her ambitious nature and recklessness.

Yet after he set her up, he could even calmly return to ride on her coattails.

As for riding on both Lu Siya and Shen Yupeng’s coattails at the sa ti? That was sothing simple and commonly seen.

However, riding their coattails was one thing. No matter, he still insisted on not changing his heart. He wanted to be a good citizen who loved Dragon City, defended his hotown, contributed to society selflessly, and had good morals.

ng Chao walked into the congee restaurant where he agreed to et with Shen Yupeng.

“Ms. Lu sent you?” Shen Yupeng asked. “Isn’t she angry about what happened yesterday?”

ng Chao nodded. “She is.”

“Then...” Shen Yupeng hesitated. “Isn’t that kind of bad? Would it affect your cooperation with her?”

“Ms. Lu didn’t work together with because I’m honest, loyal, or humorous.” ng Chao shrugged. “Until my skills and qualifications that make worthy of working with her are present, I think that she will continue working with .”

“ng Chao, you’re really interesting.”

Shen Yupeng laughed and led ng Chao into the congee restaurant.

It was five in the morning, and the sky still looked like a gray layer of ice. There were not many pedestrians on the road. The restaurant owner snored lightly in a corner. There were only two won and one man sitting at one table. They looked like really skilful people.

They had already washed off the paint on their faces.

The bright light that shone in their eyes allowed ng Chao to recognize them at first glance. They were so of the secret police officers and adjudicators who had gone with Shen Yupeng into Golden Tooth Lair.

If they could beco secret police and adjudicators, it ant that they had above average strength.

Even though they had suppressed their vitality magnetic fields, ng Chao could still sense the spirit energy ripples around them while they breathed. They danced and jumped about rhythmically.

“Red Tea, White Leaf, and Orchid. My right hands. They’re really skilled subordinates.”

Shen Yupeng then said with a smile, “This is ng Chao. I don’t think I need to introduce him to you lot.”

The three nas were clearly codenas.

The woman nad Red Tea appeared to be in her twenties. She had a buzzcut, and her hair was really short, where the end of her hair was close to her scalp. After she entered the congee restaurant, she had never stopped chewing on a piece of gum.

Her army-green jacket was bumpy. Each of its pockets was filled with bullets and guns. Her arms were swollen with muscles. She wore a Sam Brown Belt around her waist and black combat boots. She looked like a gun maniac.

The one called White Leaf was a middle-aged man in his thirties and appeared quite elegant. His features were not prominent, as if soone had used diluted ink to draw his features. The mont ng Chao looked away, he forgot what the man looked like. If White Leaf blended into a crowd, ng Chao would never be able to find him.

Orchid was a pretty woman with long and narrow eyes. She gave off the air of a mature scholarly woman.

Her eyes occasionally shone at a mysterious rhythm. The sparks appeared like a coin that swayed constantly because of a hypnotist swinging it nonstop. No one could resist it and would just trust her.

‘Red Tea is a gun expert. The man should be a tracking and information expert, while the last one should be skilled in mind attacks. The three of them are all at the peak of Earth Realm or might have even reached Heaven Realm.’

While ng Chao thought of this, he sat down beside the four people and smiled. “Hello, everyone. Honestly speaking, this is the first ti I’m in such close contact with the legendary secret police and adjudicators. It feels strange. I didn’t expect that you’d eat century egg and minced pork congee as well.”

His words caused Red Tea, the gun maniac with the buzzcut, to laugh. “What do you an? Do you think that adjudicators don’t need to eat?”

“No. I just...” ng Chao thought about his words. “I heard of too many stories related to the secret police and adjudicators when I was young. Compared to the hunters who kill monsters, information about you guys is always in fragnts, so you can’t tell the truth apart from the lies. It makes you guys really mysterious. I heard that your identities are supposed to be top secret. Is it really okay for you to show your real face?”

“It’s not as exaggerated as you think,” Shen Yupeng explained. “The adjudicator court is a law enforcent organization that is used to deal with internal enemies. A lot of the suspects we capture are famous superhumans who are really powerful. If we approach them with guns blazing, we’d bring ourselves unnecessary trouble. That’s why we don’t promote ourselves as flagrantly as hunters, but our identities are not ‘top secret’. That’s too much of an exaggeration.”

Red Tea smirked. “Besides, how would you know that you’re looking at our real faces right now?”

She was quite the wild person and carefree as a boy.

When ng Chao was about to answer, he suddenly saw White Leaf’s hand in his peripheral vision.

White Leaf was using his chopsticks to pick up a pork ball from his bowl.

When he saw ng Chao staring at his hands, he could not help but say, “I’m sorry. I’ve been working through the night, so I’m really hungry now. I started eating before you even ca here. You don’t mind, right, ng Chao?”

“I don’t.” ng Chao appeared contemplative. “But you investigated before?”

White Leaf was a little stunned and his pupils shrank swiftly.

Shen Yupeng stared at ng Chao with interest. “What made you say that?

“I saw Big Brother White’s hands before,” ng Chao said. “When I was at the northern frontlines and went to the cafeteria on the last few days I was at the east lake base in Shattered Starlake, I ran into a student whose complexion was rather waxy. He sat near a few tis.

“Big Brother White, even though he was shorter by half a head compared to you right now and his palms were as coarse as sandpaper, the way you hold your chopsticks is exactly the sa.

“This is a very professional stance. You don’t look like you’re holding chopsticks, but like you’re holding a pen or a carving knife. Besides, when you pick up pork balls, you like to form half a circle to the left before you pick one up so that your pork balls are soaked in soup. That student should have been you, right, Big Brother White?”

Shock slowly appeared on White Leaf’s vague features.

Shen Yupeng smiled and said, “ng Chao, there are thousands of students eating at the sa ti in Shattered Starlake’s cafeteria. You can’t have possibly rembered the characteristics of everyone’s hands and the way they pick up their vegetables, right?”

“Of course I can’t rember everyone’s habits,” ng Chao said. “But when soone is sneaking looks at , I can sense it, so I put to mory the characteristics of those who are watching . It’s not sothing difficult.

“But I find this strange. I’m just a normal freshman and have just beco a two-star superhuman. What exactly about has caught the secret police’s attention?

Shen Yupeng cast a glance at Red Tea, White Leaf, and Orchid.

The four of them remained silent for a few seconds.

Red Tea was the first one to be unable to hold back. She laughed and pointed at White Leaf before she said, “Old Leaf, you even said that your disguises and tracking are second to none. You said that you can change into dozens of disguises in a day and talk to the sa person without them noticing you, but it’s all talk! Hahahaha!”

White Leaf looked frustrated and impressed. He glanced at his hand, which was what had exposed him, and smiled wryly before he said, “ng Chao, now that you’ve said that, I won’t dare to eat pork balls in the future.”

“Don’t mind it, ng Chao. This is indeed not the first ti we t,” Shen Yupeng explained. “But at that ti, the target of the investigation wasn’t you. It’s Lu Siya. Since you were hired, the procedure required us to investigate you as well.”

“Lu Siya?” ng Chao was slightly stunned. “Why?”

“Of course it’s due to the matter of my cousin and his entire team dying mysteriously under Raging Waves.” Shen Yupeng smiled and said, “Don’t you think that this is sothing worthy of careful investigation?