We arrived at the simple udon restaurant and I sat next to Sayu to eat.
The owner of the place recognized from the ti I accompanied his daughter Rizu Ogata after we had a study session, so he gave a good al, although he showed so concern since it is not good for two young people to be on the street at this late at night, especially since I haven't been to school for over a month.
(Author's Note: Rizu Ogata from We Never Learn: Bokuben)
After the Arifureta incident I went to China using the excuse that I was injured in the earthquake, so it was strange to see myself again at this ti and being accompanied by an unknown girl.
Despite the strangeness of the situation, the man did not ask about my personal life and he only advised to go ho after eating. I appreciate that he is a kind man and not too nosy. I will thank him for treating his daughter well.
By the way, I didn't see Rizu since she's already asleep because she's a responsible girl. This is the hour when there are only drunk workers, so the father is in charge of serving drunk custors.
"Thank you" – Sayu smiled happily and began to eat. The hot food and my sweater on her back gave her a nice warm feeling that made her smile unconsciously. – "By the way, your pet is cute"
There weren't many custors so we were able to grab a table for ourselves. In front of was Sayu and to my left was Ortro.
The owner of the place didn't mind that the little dog sat next to , but he told that the dog can't lick the dishes.
Well, Ortro showed disgust for the food in this place, so the owner doesn't need to worry.
Ortro ignored Sayu and continued to eat Buddhist at happily.
"She is not my pet, she is my friend" - I smiled when I saw that Ortro was waving her dog's tail when she heard my comnt.
Sayu was in a better mood thanks to the food, so she tried to start a conversation with .
"So, Luis, is it okay if I ask what you do?" – Sayu asked with slight curiosity.
My attitude has shown that just like her, my personal circumstances are complicated, so she is curious about the fact that I have enough money to feed an unknown girl.
"You don't need to be shy, you can ask whatever you want" – I shrugged and ate a bite of udon. I swallowed the food since it's unpleasant to talk with your mouth full and spoke with slight irony. – "Let's see, where to start… Technically I am a normal student, although people often say that I am a bum, a criminal, and an idiot, although I have a job and my own house, so I have succeeded in life, I even have several beautiful wives and with a lot of money"
"…." – Sayu looked at blankly. – "It was not necessary to invent sothing so absurd, if you don't want to say it then don't say it"
I shrugged. – "If you co with you will see the truth"
Sayu smiled provocatively. – "Oh, then I will know since you gave a good al, so I will accompany you~"
I shook my head and smiled slightly. – "Are you a stray dog that follows the first idiot that feeds you?"
"Hey Listen! Hahaha, said by the idiot dog who falls in love with every woman who treats him slightly well!" – Navi appeared in my mind to say stupid things and disappeared again.
I can't get mad since the idiot told the truth…
"…. Woof" – Sayu and Ortro barked at the sa ti which almost made laugh.
This girl acts cute and awkward, but it's all an act to see my reactions and judge my tastes.
She is very astute at judging people so she can seduce n efficiently, though her low self-esteem makes her see herself as a disposable piece of at, so she continues to prostitute herself instead of using her talents in sothing more productive.
The store owner is taking other custors' orders, so he didn't have ti to see our nonsense.
I sighed and reached out my hand to pat Sayu's head. – "Okay, good girl"
Ortro made angry noises so I also patted her little head. The brat is turning into a spoiled child.
Sayu smiled seductively with a trace of tenderness, she is skilled at encouraging n's lust. – "Should I wear a necklace and a headband with ears while I reward you for feeding ?"
"Not everything in life is sex" - I rolled my eyes. – "For now eat or the food will get cold"
Sayu showed an exaggerated expression of surprise. – "Don't you want to jump on despite how pretty I am? Don't tell you like…"
"Don't you dare finish that sentence" – I frowned, although I didn't show complete anger and it was sothing more like tiredness. – "Listen, sex is great and I love it, but right now we are eating and it is a sin not to enjoy food when the food is hot"
"…" – Sayu stopped acting seductive and looked at her plate of food.
She remained silent for a few seconds, then went back to eating while her gaze showed complex emotions.
People who have never suffered from hunger and cold could not know how important a bowl of hot soup can be. For people who have lived destitute, eating sothing hot while sitting at a table can bring more happiness than having beautiful won and fancy clothes.
"Eat slowly, you can ask for another dish if you're still hungry" – I spoke slightly kindly when Sayu began to eat hurriedly. She was too hungry.
Sayu downed her soup in one gulp and let out a long contented sigh.
She was so satisfied that she stopped acting cute and attractive, she was too engrossed in the food that she didn't notice the noodles left on her lips like a mustache.
I gave a small laugh and gestured to point to the space above her lips.
Sayu touched her face and noticed her noodle mustache. She hastily grabbed a napkin to wipe her face as there was a small blush on her cheeks. She was embarrassed for showing such a comic appearance.
We both continue to eat without talking much.
Sayu asures each of her own actions to try to seduce , but I showed that I can easily see through her actions, so she stopped trying to seduce .
"Just so you know, you're beautiful so I'd like to spend the night with you, but I don't have one-night stands" – I wiped my mouth with a napkin. – "If you are willing to be my lover, I promise that I will give you food, a place to sleep and I will make sure to cover any need you may have"
Sayu looked at with a mixture of skepticism and irony. – "It sounds like you want to buy "
"You rent your body, but I want to buy it" – I looked into Sayo's eyes and showed sincerity in my words. – "One-night stands can be fun for so n, but I find it more pleasant to have a permanent relationship, even if that relationship is based on benefits and money"
Sayu was stunned for a few seconds as she didn't know what to say to my words, then she looked at strangely. – "I don't know if you are a jerk or just too honest"
"I'm a jerk" - I smiled and took out my wallet. – "But I am not the kind of jerk who sees won as disposable objects, to put it another way, I see them as priceless treasures that I hate to share"
Sayu kept looking at strangely.
For a normal girl, my attitude would be unpleasant since my actions show that I see Sayu as so kind of prostitute, but for Sayu, I'm a strangely honest person.
She seems to have a lot of experience with different types of n. Whether it's perverts pretending to be nobles or shaless jerks just talking about sex, she knows both extres of nasty male behavior.
Unlike other idiots, I'm a pervert, macho, materialistic, and a jerk, but at least I'm honest.
Sothing important is that a person who says everything he thinks is not necessarily soone honest but is a jerk who does not know about the basics of social interaction. Small, harmless lies are important to human interaction, as being too honest can also be seen as vulgarity.
To give an example, perverts who drool and hiss when seeing beautiful won are not honest people, they are just idiots who have no self-control. It's not bad to show interest in another person, but it's unpleasant to act like an animal in heat.
In that sense, I am a pervert with a minimum of manners since I do not hide my desires when a woman asks my intentions, but unless the woman asks directly, I will not make sexual comnts as that would be unpleasant.
In Sayu's case, she constantly tries to seduce , so it's better to make it clear to her what my thoughts are regarding relationships based on money and benefits.
As a last bit of advice, it's for this kind of thing that most perverted won hate perverts.
If a person is a pervert it does not an that they will sleep with anyone, for example, I am a womanizer, but I will not sleep with a visually disgusting woman who looks like a man.
The Envy homunculus is biologically a female, but I don't have relations with her as she is more like a man than a woman. In my group, she is more of an assistant or helper rather than a lover.
I took out a large amount of money and put it on the table. – "I am not an altruistic idiot, I am interested in you because you are attractive, but if you do not want to get involved in a permanent relationship with , then you can take this and go, I will not force you into sothing you do not want and you are not indebted to , you are free to choose what to do with your life"
The last thing I said made Sayu's heart flutter.
She didn't pay attention to money, her mind is alien to greed for riches and she doesn't mind having a lot of money, what really caught her attention was what I said about her freedom. Apparently, I'm the first person who hasn't taken advantage of her or criticized her for the harmful lifestyle she decided to have.
Even though she took a bad path, I am showing her that I will respect her decisions since she owns her own life.
On a pedagogical side, this is horrible as Sayu needs stern guidance so she doesn't completely ruin her life, but I'm not her father so I don't have any obligation or responsibility to guide her life. In fact, I'm already being kind enough to give her two options that will help her avoid starvation.
There are two easy ways to seduce Sayu. Take advantage of her emotional emptiness to treat her kindly and thus generate emotional dependence on her, or help her overco her own complexes by rebuilding her self-esteem.
I'll start by making her emotionally dependent on , then I'll make sure to rebuild her self-esteem. This is like the grooming, but we're the sa age, so it's not illegal, just morally disgusting.
Sayu's hands were under the table. She clenched her fists tightly as she tried hard not to show her chaotic emotions. She has a heavy emotional shell and is not willing to open her heart easily, even though she has a great need for acceptance, so my words made a small crack in his emotional barriers.
"That's a lot of money for a simple student who used to be a bum" – Sayu forced a wry smile. – "I don't think it's right that you waste so much money… Aren't you worried that I decide to leave with the money without sleeping with you?"
"I told you, I was lucky and got a good job" – I shrugged. – "Don't think about it too much, money exists to be spent and it was nice to eat with such a pretty girl, you may think that this is a paynt to accompany to eat"
I heard once that there are losers who pay won just to have soone to date, but not have sex.
It is incredible how loneliness has made many people hire won just to pretend to have a girlfriend, although it is also incredible how intelligent the won who provide these services are. That way they can take advantage of the beauty of their bodies without the need to beco prostitutes.
Sayu looked down. – "I have slept with many n… I don't think you want to be around soone like "
And there is the first emotional crack in her emotional armor. She has started to show the vulnerable side of her.
"Oh, look what a causality" - I spoke apathetically. – "I have slept with many won, we have a lot in common"
Sayu gritted her teeth thinking that I am making fun of her. – "… You don't understand… I have sold my body many tis…"
"Another coincidence" - I yawned. – "There was a ti when I was a gigolo to get food"
Sayu looked up and looked at in disbelief. - "It's true?"
I nodded without interest. – "I told you, I respect your decisions since you did what you could to survive… Maybe it was not the best choice, but I am not going to judge you, everyone has their way of thinking and their own limitations"
In the United States, I slept with many won to earn money. There are many perverts willing to pay good money to spend a night with a cute boy, although so of them were too depraved and tried to bugger like a toy, so I had to kill them.
Whether I'm a contract killer, a cheap labor clerk, or a gigolo, I've done a lot of pitiful things to get food. That's why I don't dislike prostitutes.
Perhaps the only thing I have not done to survive has been to have homosexual relations. In that sense, I am grateful that my father raised to be a homophobic jerk.
Sayu stared at for a couple of minutes. She was too stunned and she didn't know what to think.
She will spend so ti imrsed in her thoughts, so I covered the money with a napkin and called the owner of the place to bring more food.
I don't really like udon as I feel it lacks flavor, but Rizu's father makes decent food.
The owner was busy so he couldn't serve right away.
It was already the ti when the drunks left the bars to look for small restaurants and food stalls. In this country it is normal for workers to drink until they pass out, so it is not uncommon to see people asleep in the street, although so drunks decide to go eat to reduce their drunkenness and thus be able to return ho.
The restaurant was getting busy, so we'd better leave before sothing unpleasant happens. I have too much plot armor so a drunk will do sothing stupid around and I don't feel like emasculating an idiot.
I was about to call Sayu to tell her that we should continue our conversation in another place, but I felt a familiar scent approaching.
Damn my luck, this is going to be loud.
"Hey boss, give the usual!" – A noisy woman entered the restaurant cheerfully.
"Hiratsuka-san, don't be so noisy" – A tired woman sighed as she walked behind the noisy woman.
"My head…. Ugh…" – The tired woman was helping a drunk woman who was about to fall asleep to walk.
Shizuka Hiratsuka from Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Co wa Machigatteiru.
Kyoko Hihara from Nisekoi.
Mafuyu Kirisu from We Never Learn: BOKUBEN.
The three beautiful teachers were here and judging the sll on their bodies, they co from a eting where they were drinking.
The plot armor is doing its job...
I quickly put the money away and touched Sayu's hand to get her out of her thoughts.
"They are my teachers so let talk, just play along" – I made a gesture with my eyes to point out the three won who caught the attention of several custors.
Sayu nodded in understanding, though her gaze was fixed on my fingers that were touching her hand.
Seriously, the Japanese obsession with hand contact seems absurd to .
We're sitting near the entrance so they'll notice in no ti.
I started talking to Sayu about random things and pretended not to notice the three won.
Hiratsuka is drunk, but she's a perceptive woman so she was the first to notice .
Her eyes widened in surprise and she showed an expression of joy and relief when she saw . From what I heard, she has been trying to visit at the hospital to check on my health, but the hospital staff always prevent her from seeing .
Actually, most of the teachers in the school are happy that I don't attend classes since they see as trash that pollutes the reputation of the school, only these three won have been concerned about . Well, the principal is also worried, but it's out of fear and not out of being a kind teacher.
The relief on Hiratsuka's expression quickly turned to anger at the sight of talking to Sayu. She had been very worried about , but I am happily talking to a cute girl very late at night. Hiratsuka is angry at my lack of responsibility as a student and she is jealous since her love life is more dead than Navi's rationality.
Hiratsuka approached with heavy steps. I haven't done anything to her, but she's going to scold for no reason since she wants to vent her frustrations and I'm a good scapegoat. The irrationality of this woman is imnse, but I have more irrational wives, so there is no problem.
In my mind, I prepared a script to seduce the grumpy teacher, but as always, an unexpected variant erged.
[System Notification: The skill 'Lucky Pervert' has been activated]
It had been a long ti since I saw that notification. How nostalgic.
Totally absurdly, Mafuyu tripped over her own emotional insecurities, and completely conveniently, she fell on .
Her slim but soft body knocked to the ground as her firm breasts pressed into my face.
She normally wears clothes suitable for a teacher so she doesn't look revealing, but she was hot from drunkenness, so she took off her jacket, leaving only her white shirt.
Inside her shirt, her bra had co undone, exposing her perky breasts. In so way that even I can't explain, her right nipple ended up pressing against my mouth when my mouth was open, so my tongue touched her nipple on top of her shirt. Only the thin fabric prevented from tasting her delicate skin.
Everything had happened in an instant, so Hiratsuka and Kyoko didn't know that Mayufu's nipple was in my mouth, but they saw that my right hand was hugging the strict teacher's waist while my right hand was holding her shapely buttocks.
No matter how hard I tried to analyze this to make sense of it, it was all so absurd that it seed like one of BB's or Nyaruko's skills.
No doubt, [Lucky Pervert] is a stupid skill, but I'm not complaining.
I very gently bit Mafuyu's nipple. I did it very carefully so she wouldn't get hurt, but it was enough for her to let out a strange moan.
Mafuyu was still drunk, her eyes were glassy and her breathing began to shake. Under normal circumstances, she would have run away in a panic as she hit or sothing, but this ti, she subconsciously pressed her breasts into my face.
Yes, it will be fun to go back to class with this cute teacher.
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