(Nyaruko) (Haiyore! Nyaruko-san)
"Help! That damn thing is eating my legs!"
"AAAAHHHH I'M NOT REGENERATING!"
"Holy Lady, why have you abandoned us?!"
"Living is depressing...."
"The mist, don't touch the black mist!"
Ah, few things are as nice as beating up progressive idiots in the morning.
"Hold on a little longer, the reinforcents are coming!" – A femboy yelled to encourage her allies, which made the little racist angry.
The idiots fell silent and turned pale as the entire World was covered in horizontal and vertical lines. In an instant, the entire World had beco a cube with millions of cubic pieces.
This reminds of the last ti I fought with the loli. At that ti we had a fight because she wanted to steal the information about a World that I wanted to protect, sadly our fight destroyed that World... Anyway, nostalgia.
I smiled. – "Hey loli, rember, saying the na of the skill is important to show dominance~"
Yog-Sothoth rolled her eyes in annoyance but held out her little loli hands. – "Rubik World"
The loli's hands made a smooth movent which shook the spatial coordinates to change.
Up was straight and down was a circling path. Taking a step forward can take you to the moon and taking a step back can take you to the center of the sun.
The World beca a spatial maze, but that was not all. The unlucky idiots had their bodies cut into two or more parts and were scattered in the spatial maze.
The most annoying thing about this skill is that most defensive skills don't register this as an attack, so space slash can slice through body and soul like jelly. Also, splitting a body's spatial coordinates isn't a wound, so healing abilities can't restore a severed arm.
The first ti she used that skill against it took ten years to find my arm and it caused to lose a Def Jam tournant. Damn loli, if it weren't for the fact that she is part of Luis's harem I would like to hit her small and childish face.
"Are you thinking sothing rude?" - Yog-Sothoth frowned at .
"I was thinking of hitting you" – I shrugged.
"Do it and I'll tell Luis" - The damn loli smiled like Anya's .
I want to hit her, anyway, we just torched a UN third of the multiverse. There should be no problem if I use child violence...
"Hey idiots, stop playing gas" – The stupid milk cow Daoloth appeared in front of us. – "Fucking otaku, did you just insult in your mind?"
"No" - How did she know?! It must be an enemy Stand!
"Idiot" – The idiot looked at with annoyance because she is an idiot. – "Whatever, we have to leave before the reinforcents of these losers without parental affection arrive"
"Did you get the materials yet?" – I asked skeptically.
Yog-Sothoth and I are the best at tracking targets, but we couldn't find the materials we need from this World. It shouldn't be possible that the idiot cow could find the records before us…. Oh, I see.
"The scientist used his AI chip" – I sighed with disappointnt.
We had to invade a World that is under the jurisdiction of Paradise to obtain materials to rebuild Paranoia-chan.
We didn't want to have trouble with those hypocritical idiots since Luis is injured and needs to rest, but things have gotten noisy since we found an idol group.
That group of girls is adorable so we decided that they will be a present for Luis, anyway, we have to bring a lot of presents since Luis will be angry when he finds out that we destroyed a few Worlds and now Dr. Madness is one of the most wanted criminals in the multiverse…. oops.
What we didn't expect is that the girl group turned out to be a magnet for trouble and every once in a while we have to kill one or two system users as those idiots still think they can beat us. Stupid fanfic protagonists.
Anyway, we didn't want to have any more problems, but the scientist with fewer emotions than a cool protagonist of fanfic told us that the next material was in a world within the territory of Paradise, so... well... maybe, just maybe, we started a war…
Good side: No one has discovered that the wielders of the Madness energy are working together.
Bad side: Leaders of large organizations are now paying attention to us.
Well, we just have to beat up every idiot that cos to bother us.
At first, we wanted to infiltrate the World to get the materials without causing too much chaos, but we got bored after twelve minutes.
Life is boring if Luis is not around to get angry with us…..
To kill the boredom we made a bet. We split up into three teams and the first team to find the materials would get a month's supply of cookies from the losing teams.
Yog-Sothoth and I were the smallest team, but the two of us are enough to destroy one of the main regints on Paradise, so there was no risk.
We accidentally got distracted doing sothing totally important, so we lost our advantage.
Daoloth is good at causing disaster, but the best thieves are and Yog-Sothoth, so we should have won this damn bet, but I forgot that damn warlock with ice cube complex has analysis skills almost comparable to Luis's...
"Heh" – The cow sneered at . – "I won, now pay"
Tch.
I took out a bag of cookies and gave it to the idiot cow.
I'm crying blood...
"Stop being so dramatic" – Daoloth is trash without empathy and he looked at with mockery. – "Now let's call the others… Where is the yandere cultivator?"
I pointed to a remote region of this World.
"Oh…" – Daoloth smiled wryly. – "I thought we were problematic, but she is more temperantal"
In a corner of the World a golden sword the size of the Milky Way appeared.
"Divine Heaven Smiting Tribulation Immortal!" – Despite the distance, I can hear the female voice full of hate.
"That looks dangerous" – Daoloth had a big smile.
"Yes, that is certainly dangerous" – I nodded with satisfaction while I stroked my nonexistent beard. – "The little carp crossed the waterfall to beco a dragon that crushes the skies and destroys deities"
"…. Stop talking like that, it's disgusting" - Yog-Sothoth looked at with disgust.
Tch, idiots without culture.
We took out the popcorn and watched as Long Aoxue destroyed this World. She didn't hold back one bit and directly destroyed the Will of the World and the Core of this World.
Long Aoxue has no soul-destroying abilities, but she destroyed all the flow of Destiny in this World, so this place can't be rebuilt unless Paradise uses extrely valuable treasures, but those hypocritical idiots would rather see the death of a World before emptying their wallets.
"I thought you would stop her" – Daoloth spoke to curiously while he put sauce on her popcorn. – "Between us, the loli enjoys traveling between worlds without interfering too much, but you are obsessed with protecting the worlds"
I am a collector who loves to see plots. I don't like idiots who ruin a good plot to collect people as that ruins a good story, so I have fought countless tis to protect Worlds from foreign invasions, though sadly many tis I lost control and ended up destroying the Worlds I wanted to protect.…
Well, that's in the past. Now I have my adorable tsundere fuckboy husband
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