(Umaru Perspective) (Himouto! Umaru-chan)
This is so relaxing...
"Co here, perverted idiot!"
"I already said it was an accident!"
"I'm going to castrate you!"
"Ahhhhh this shouldn't be like this!"
The Infinite Stratos waifus were chasing Hiroki, the hatred in the eyes of that waifus was so intense that they seed to have seen Krillin die.
Today there was combat training so it was necessary for the won to go to the showers after training.
I hate showers, but Mirko forced to take a shower even though my body doesn't stink. I couldn't fight her so I quickly washed my body and then got out of there.
My luck was very good as shortly after I got out of the showers, Hiroki climbed in through the window to look at the waifus' naked bodies. The only neuron in his stupid head is only good for thinking about sex.
Hiroki was discovered, but he pretended that he got there by accident while making an innocent and adorable childish face.
This had allowed Hiroki to avoid the displeasure of the waifus on multiple occasions, but this ti, the power of the plot was not on his side.
The waifus didn't buy that stupidity and were furious, especially daka since Hiroki had seen every inch of her body naked from her while. The idiot was salivating like a loli addict looking at an elentary school.
daka proved that she is not a helpless maiden but a shonen protagonist. She kicked Hiroki's face so hard that the idiot smashed the wall with his body.
The fact that Hiroki wasn't put in a coma from that blow shows that the idiot is very strong, or well, he's as tough as a rom-com lead with violent waifus.
Hiroki's nose was broken and his perfect face now looked like a Pablo Picasso painting.
Despite the pain of having a broken nose, Hiroki managed to get to his feet to escape.
The waifus saw this so they covered their bodies with towels and chased after Hiroki to further smash his face.
Now I'm on the roof of the academy while watching the group of angry waifus.
"That kid's actions are getting more and more exaggerated, he seems to have realized that things are not progressing as he wants, so he is forcing unpleasant situations" - Next to was a monster that eats human flesh, but that monster was enjoying a mocha donut. – "He is like a gambler who has lost all his money in a casino, but he decides to pawn his house under the belief that he can recover all his money… it is very funny"
My mouth twisted bitterly. – "My father did that… three tis…"
"Your family situation is so unfortunate" – Although the words seed kind, the tone of voice only showed amusent and mockery.
I sighed, I never imagined that I would make friends with a cannibalistic ghoul.
Eto Yoshimura, one of the villains of Tokyo Ghoul. She is a twisted person with a completely deranged mind, to say that she is crazy is an understatent, she goes beyond the usual aning of ntal illness.
My brother made read at least one book a week because according to him, too much internet will only make more stupid…. Silly brother.
I like reading manga, comics, web novels, and light novels, but I hate academic books. Even so, I learned several things about various subjects.
I don't know much about psychology since I don't like it, but I understand that Eto is an extrely dangerous psychopath since she can kill for re fun, but she is also soone who can collaborate with the humans she hates in order to fulfill her own goals.
After daka stopped being affected by Hiroki's charm, I shared so food with the Infinite Stratos waifus and the chat room.
This not only proved effective in resisting Hiroki's protagonist charm, but I was also able to make friends with the waifus.
I don't know if they really want to be my friend, or if they just want my brother's food, but I really don't care, friendship and love are based on benefits, at least that's what my brother says.
Mirko and daka didn't think too much about the situation, they just think that Hiroki is too perverted which makes him unpleasant.
Unlike the heroes, the villains have scary analytical minds.
Eto, Esdeath, and Kiss-Shot noticed the change in their feelings. They analyzed the situation and realized that their personalities changed when they t Hiroki, and then went back to normal when they tasted my brother's food.
My low experience in social interactions has made weak to peer pressure, so I confessed everything I know when they questioned .
I ntioned that I could see Hiroki's stupidity from the first day we entered the chat room, but I realized that they were being too submissive towards Hiroki.
I had many theories, but I didn't know why I was special. It was only when I saw daka changing her attitude that I noticed the effects of my brother's food.
Although I hate Hiroki, I was honest in my speculations. I don't know if Hiroki did sothing to affect won, if it's a passive skill he doesn't know about, or if soone else is using Hiroki as a pawn.
I also ntioned that as far as I know, my world is normal without any trace of special skills or magical creatures, but it's possible that all of that exists in secret.
Most likely, my brother has so sort of magical or psychic skill that protects his mind, and he can share that skill through food.
I didn't ntion that it only increases my anxiety. If my brother already found the cure for his dying body, then it's a matter of ti before he gets involved in sothing dangerous, but if he still doesn't find a cure, then he will die in no ti…
I want to beco strong to protect my brother in the sa way that he has protected all my life.
Although it all sounded strange, the three waifus believed which made a little happy. Feeling that soone trusts is very nice.
Although I expected that Eto and Esdeath would be interested in understanding the situation, it was unexpected that Kiss-Shot would be so interested in all of this, especially since she always seems apathetic and bored with life.
The three won analyzed the situation and determined that we still lack a lot of information, but for now, it is best to assu that Hiroki is not an ally, but not an enemy either, at least not for now.
At that mont, Kiss-Shot made a remark that chilled us all.
Can the person who tried to affect our emotions use the chat room to monitor us?
That wasn't impossible and that worried us, but then my new friend, Paranoia-chan, appeared.
Paranoia-cha said that everything was fine and the chat room was relatively safe, but I think she will give so warnings in the future.
I explained this to the waifus, although they had several doubts.
Despite the doubts, we established a group to seek answers and, if necessary, eliminate Hiroki.
We also prepare a short explanation for Mirko and daka as it will be a problem if they suspect that we are planning sothing. We told them that so unknown creature or person was stalking us and wanted to use Hiroki, so we need to find information.
We didn't tell you all our guesses since Mirko is very impulsive and if she thinks Hiroki uses mind control to subdue won, she'll run to smash the idiot's face in, especially since she no longer sees Hiroki as an innocent shota, but as an adult posing as a child.
Although I would like to see the rabbit waifu beating up the fanfic protagonist, we are still lacking information and it is possible that Mirko will fall into danger if she acts impulsively.
On the other hand, daka's mind is full of happiness and rainbows, she will never accept that Hiroki is an enemy, it is even possible that she will try to protect him if he turns out to be an enemy that must be killed.
For now, daka and Mirko are more attentive to Hiroki's actions, although this also makes them very angry as they can see that Hiroki is a potential sexual abuser. Now Hiroki was excluded from the group, but he hasn't realized this because he was too busy harassing the Infinite Stratos waifus.
As for the villainous waifus, they don't trust Paranoia-chan and I understand it, if it wasn't for the feeling of familiarity she gives then I wouldn't trust her either.
[■: Q-Q]
Don't worry, I trust you, you can see my thoughts so I can't lie to you.
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