I wanted to sigh.
"Hey Listen! When your won find out that you will have a formal wedding with an unknown woman before you have a wedding with them you will be castrated hahahahaha!" – Navi was dying of laughter inside my Core of Existence.
"Luis, try to be nice to the girl, maybe she is uncomfortable with this situation" - Tsubaki sighed.
... Whatever.
Mr. Ichijo had been testing not only to see if I am trustworthy to inherit the position of yakuza leader, but he also wanted to see if I could break through human boundaries which in turn would help enter the supernatural world for myself bill.
The reason Mr. Ichijo wasn't worried that I might die on the suicide missions he sent on was because he put my na on sothing called 'Record of Soldiers of Japan'.
I know, it sounds stupid and uncreative.
It is an artifact that has been passed down for generations between the Ichijo family and the people who have their na written on that notebook will be denied the concept of 'Death' so they will not be able to die as long as they are within the borders of Japan.
Conceptual issues give a headache...
Mr. Ichijo used that artifact to make his most loyal subordinates immortal warriors which is honestly impressive, even soul damaging techniques are ineffective thanks to this artifact.
Mr. Ichijo originally thought that with another two years of experience in almost impossible missions, I would have gained enough experience to lead the yakuza, but now that I'm a 'returnee' who got the title [Isekai Hero] I'm already suitable for this position, after all, I've already 'saved' a world.
Mr. Ichijo had previously arranged a marriage for Raku as this would ensure that the boy would have at least one ally in case I was not able to et his expectations to beco a good leader for the yakuza. In the worst-case scenario, Raku's future wife would take care of the yakuza while Raku was a househusband.
Now things have changed, not only am I fit to inherit the yakuza, but I'm also a professional womanizer so this will be good to start my harem of rich girls to help unify Japan.
The problem is that the girl is not Japanese, worse still, she is the heiress of the group that is technically my enemies...
Her na is Chitoge Kirisaki, from the information that Mr. Ichijo gave I know that she is a half Japanese half Arican girl, she is blonde with blue eyes and according to the photos she is quite pretty.
Co to think of it, we're kind of the sa, except her parents seem to love her and didn't make her face the mafia because of a bunch of shitty debts...
Ahem, my obvious childhood traumas aside, I straightened my tie and sighed, this is going to be awkward.
I usually wear a black wig to hide my blonde hair, black contact lenses to hide my blue eyes, makeup to lighten my skin, wide-soled shoes to add a little height to look like a Japanese taller than the average Japanese man and more handso.
I also make sure to change both my voice and body language to co across as a calculating and malicious person who is also kind to his friends.
Basically, 'Good to friends, cruel to enemies', that's Seiji.
Now I don't have to spend an hour preparing my costu anymore, Mr. Ichijo prepared a special artifact that allows to change my appearance to Seiji's in less than a second. I can also do it since black blood can modify my body, but it would be a waste not to use a free magic artifact, after all, it's free.
"It makes uncomfortable to see you with another appearance" - Tsubaki sighed inside my mind. – "Although your normal appearance is similar to a delinquent, I like it more than seeing you like that, now you look like a recent university graduate who is going to start teaching"
"Hey Listen! You look like a loser who works 15 hours a day while his wife gets fucked by a blonde teen!" – Navi knows how to make angry.
"Is it because of the tie?" - I smiled ironically.
"Hey Listen! Yes! Get that shit off!" – Navi shouted with joy.
I took off my tie, I hate these things because in a fight they beco a hindrance.
"Hey Listen! Better! Now you look like a pimp hahahaha!" – Navi began to laugh.
… I will ignore this asshole.
I finished getting ready and left the bathroom to find Sakaki waiting for .
"Hey boy, you look good" - Sasaki smiled as if I hadn't destroyed his abdon a couple of hours ago. – "To think that you were Seiji… Life is full of mysteries hahahahaha"
I smiled wryly. – "Outside Mr. Ichijo and Raku, no one else knew"
"Don't worry, the boss must have his reasons for hiding it" - Sasaki shrugged. – "Now let's go, the guests are about to arrive"
I sighed, this will be exhausting.
"Oh, one more thing" – Sasaki stopped and smiled awkwardly at . – "Now should I call you young master?"
I controlled my facial muscles so I wouldn't have a tic of disgust.
"Tell how you always do it, young master, it feels a bit…" – I can't describe how much I dislike the idea. – "I don't like how it sounds"
"Hahaha, well, boy, it's nice that you're still yourself after coming back from another world" – Sasaki kept laughing as we walked to the main room.
Why do idiots seem to be the happiest people?
I envy carefree idiots...
When we got to the living room, Mr. Ichijo looked at and nodded. – "I would have preferred you to wear a kimono, but western formal wear is better suited to your reputation"
"Reputation of being a dangerous man or womanizer?" - I smiled ironically.
"Both" - Mr. Ichijo smiled.
Whatever.
"I'll go to the entrance to receive the guests when they arrive" - I sighed.
Mr. Ichijo smiled as he nodded. – "Good idea, that will leave a good impression on your future wife, I see that you have already started thinking about the future"
This man thinks I'm a complete womanizer who goes out of his way to seduce won, which is true, but it still annoys .
I left the residence to go to the entrance and found soone I did not expect. – "I thought you had already left Senko-san"
Senko turned to see with a confused expression.
This magical artifact can even fool a Guardian, this will co in handy...
I deactivated the device for a mont and then activated it again. I'm not worried about her knowing my true identity since eventually, I'll have to remove the line between my two identities.
"Oh, it's you" – Senko looked at with a relieved smile. – "I was worried that sothing had happened to you"
I thought she was gone since from what we talked about she has her own responsibilities so I didn't think to look for her, my mistake.
I showed a guilty expression and sincerely apologized. – "I'm sorry Senko-san, I didn't think you were waiting for "
"Don't worry" – Senko showed her usual motherly smile that causes a certain level of revulsion. – "I am glad you are safe"
Oh, what a cute creature.
I activated the space ring Mr. Ichijo gave and took out a packet of cookies. When I ntioned that my cooking skills had improved, Mr. Ichijo hurried into the kitchen to have bake so cookies.
Because the instrunts in the kitchen were magical, I was able to make several dozen cookies in a matter of minutes and the result was, well, Ortro reminded to turn off my sense of sight and hearing before Mr. Ichijo had a 'culinary orgasm'.
Ortro is a treasure that I will always love with all my heart.
"Cookies?" – Senko looked at the biscuits wrapped in paper. – "Oh, they sll good, where did you buy them?"
"I made them..." - I smiled feigning embarrassnt. – "Cooking is my hobby"
"Ufufu, that's cute" – Senko smiled and accepted the cookies.
"Hey Listen! A loli said you're cute! Hahahahaha you are a stupid teddy bear!"
I did not hear anything.
Senko opened the paper bag and took out a cookie, when she slled the dessert, her ears and tail twitched as if they were dancing.
With an expectant look, she inserted what I gave her into her small mouth. – "Ah~♥"
This looks illegal in many ways.
"At this rate, Rin's wish will co true." – Tsubaki spoke with irony.
"Tsubaki, I love you, but another word on this and you'll be a week without the cupcakes you like so much" - I answered irritably.
Tsubaki began to whistle without speaking.
After Senko stopped making sounds that could send to prison, she smirked, but then showed a worried expression as she muttered under her breath. – "Sohow, my pride as a housewife feels hurt…"
Is this brat a housewife?
"Does Senko-san have a husband?" – I asked as if my curiosity was innocent, but showing subtle signs of disappointnt.
If I were a true returnee who ca back from a world at war, it wouldn't be so weird if I developed so feelings for Senko since she's the first person to show kindness after facing many dangers.
Thinking this far, maybe the Will of the World sent Senko as a supervisor since kindness is an excellent weapon against the heart of people with post-traumatic stress.
"I don't have any relationship of that kind" - Senko smiled kindly noticing my subtle signs of 'infatuation'. – "At the mont I am waiting for soone special…"
The longing and longing in her voice may an that she once had soone special and that person died long ago, or maybe it was an unrequited crush.
Considering the longing shown and factors like reincarnation, it's possible that she's waiting for the sa person, but I can't jump to conclusions.
"I see" – I nodded as if I wanted to hide the relief in my voice.
Even if this is really a honey trap, following the plans of the Will of the World will be good for since it will lessen the vigilance against which will make it easier for to follow the plans of Beast VII so that entity thinks everything goes according to the plan.
Senko smiled warmly like an elentary school teacher receiving a love letter from one of her students. Possibly she thinks that my 'infatuation' is temporary and will not give it much importance, but this will leave a precedent of my feelings and will make it easier for to approach her.
"Senko-san, thanks for talking to , you can't imagine how much our conversation helped " - I smiled warmly as if our talk, while we were walking, had been what my heart needed to heal the anxiety I suffered. – "I don't know if one day I can pay you back, but take…"
I took out a business card from my pocket. This is another artifact that was given to by Mr. Ichijo and is one of the most important points in my new job as a regional administrator. – "If one day you need sothing, anything, with this card you can contact at any ti"
It is a magical artifact that serves as a long-distance communicator and cannot be blocked by any kind of barrier. If it wasn't for the fact that this thing is only useful on Gaia, it would be too convenient.
Senko accepted the card and looked at her with a friendly smile, though there was a sense of conflict in her eyes.
Maybe she thinks that getting too close is not good since if I fall in love with her things will get complicated when she finds the man she is looking for, but she has already fallen into my trap.
"Whenever Senko-san wants it, I will use the best of my abilities to make you a good al" - I smiled warmly. – "And if Senko-san agrees, I can give cooking classes"
Senko's expression flickered from happiness to doubt, then changed to determination, then anticipation, and finally gave in to temptation. – "Thank you, but if you are busy do not feel that you are obliged to answer "
I smiled with happiness and expectation.
Senko let out a discreet sigh and then smiled as a bell similar to the ones cats wear on her collars appeared in her hand. – "I feel bad if I am the only one who receives a gift so here you go, whenever you need my help call my na three tis while shaking the bell and I will co and appear imdiately, but only use it in ergency situations"
"Hey Listen! Your first capture in this world was a loli hahahahahaha! You can no longer deny being a lolicon!"
I didn't hear anything and received the bell with a smile as if I was happy that part of my feelings was reciprocated.
Senko sighed at my smile to which I acted like my brain was as dense as lead and didn't notice her complicated expression.
"Do you want to walk you ho?" – Senko kindly asked .
Even when she doesn't want our relationship to get too close she still shows great kindness, what an adorable and innocent creature.
"About that…" - I sighed as if I felt sad that I couldn't accompany her. – "So things happened and now I will live here"
"I see" – Senko nodded. – "Now that I think about it, the business card said Ichijo Seiji"
"Yes, well, it seems that that will be my new na" - I smiled awkwardly as if I felt uncomfortable with the situation.
"Is that why the costu?" – Senko smiled when she saw nod. – "I understand, you have your circumstances"
I put on a panicked expression like I was scared that she would misunderstand to which Senko smiled gently. – "Don't worry, what do you think if the next ti we see each other you tell what happened?"
I sighed in relief and nodded. - "I think it is a great idea"
"Well, in that case, I have to go" – Senko smiled warmly and then waved her small hand as she started to walk.
Before I could say goodbye, she disappeared. Just to be sure, I showed a sad expression as if it pained left her.
"Hey Listen! And the drama actor of the year award goes to…!"
Again, I didn't hear anything.
I sighed and acted like I was concentrating on regaining my composure until Senko finally left.
I have a feeling this brat is going to monitor my behavior often to check if my ntal stability is adequate or if I'm a danger.
I stood at the entrance of the residence awaiting the arrival of the group that should have wanted to kill .
Seriously, of all the shitty organizations…why did it have to be the Beehive Gang?
This will be a headache.
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