Uchiha Hikaru stood atop his Susanoo.
As Obito charged forward, controlling his giant wooden construct, a new idea sparked in Hikaru's mind.
Wasn't this the most classic Gundam-style clash in Naruto history? How could he not follow the unspoken rule of cha brawls?
With that in mind, he released the sword—his Mangekyō technique—from Susanoo's grasp.
"You… you really don't know how to appreciate kindness!!!"
In an instant, the sword transford into a red-orange glowing brick!
Susanoo snatched it up again, casually tossing it in its palm and weighing it twice.
On each side of the glowing brick were etchings of two wild-eyed girls with gray hair, blood-red irises, twisted grins—and giant thumbs-down stickers. Bold. Gaudy. Completely deranged.
"Okay."
"This feels just right."
Without warning, Uchiha Hikaru drove Susanoo forward, brick in hand, straight toward Obito's wooden titan.
The wooden construct threw both fists at Susanoo.
Hikaru blocked the right fist with Susanoo's left arm, smacking it aside.
Then—clank—the right arm snapped up, brick poised, wrist twisting sharply as Susanoo wound up the strike.
Obito's gaze was drawn to the brick.
And then he saw it.
The mocking face carved onto the side of the brick.
Instant fury spiked through him.
"Tch! You think so dumb brick can hurt ?!"
"Mudda!"
He instantly activated Kamui, phasing his body out and preparing to use the wooden giant for a surprise counterattack.
But as the old saying went—if the Shinigami schedules your death for 3 a.m., you better slit your own throat by 2:59.
"CRACK!!!"
One brutal impact later, Obito was sent flying hundreds of ters away, embedded deep into a cliff wall.
Uchiha Hikaru sighed and facepald.
"This idiot child..."
"How are you so damn confident in your half-baked divine power?"
"You really thought this was just so normal brick??? (¬_¬")"
Obito lay there, crumpled in stone, ears ringing.
The sound of bang bang bang still echoed in his head.
His mind was chaos.
Spitting blood, he yelled out in disbelief, "Damn it! Wasn't your Mangekyō technique supposed to be chains that distort space and a blue-white fla!?"
"How the hell is your spiritual weapon turning into a BRICK that punches through Kamui!?"
Uchiha Hikaru stared down at him, realization dawning.
So that was why Obito had been so arrogant, not even trying to dodge.
He'd misunderstood everything.
He thought the abilities that tornted him that night were Hikaru's eye techniques.
Well... he wasn't entirely wrong.
But he wasn't right either.
What a perfect match for that brain of his. (￣ω￣;)
Hikaru playfully flicked his fingers, all innocence.
Then he leaned forward with a mysteriously smug expression.
"My Mangekyō Sharingan…"
"You wanna know?"
Obito stared back, eyes twitching, desperate for an answer.
Hikaru leaned in closer, lips parting as if to whisper the truth...
"Ah shit, Lei~!?"
"You seriously thought I'd tell you!?"
"Do you expect your enemies to reveal their secrets like that?"
"You've been licking ass for so long, you still haven't figured it out? If you keep licking, they'll just ignore you."
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