"I need a bath"
Alex reeked like death marinated in piss.
Maybe the old guy was brewing potions before getting kicked out of this body, maybe the stink was just part of the transfer, who cared. Baths were critical. Hygiene was step one to the master plan.
The plan was simple. Build a harem.
"He he he... beauties everywhere in this world, humans, elves, vampires, beastgirls, and every single one of them destined to call daddy."
"A complete collection."
"One harem per race."
"Anything less would be a disgrace to my virgin soul"
He grinned like a discount ani villain and strolled into the bathroom. A massive mirror stood waiting, and for the first ti Alex faced his reflection.
"What a handso son of a bitch"
Tall, six-four at least, body carved like an aesthetic gym idol, black eyes sparkling with insanity. But that wasn’t what made his heart throb. No, there was sothing even greater.
"What do all NTR mangas have in common. Ha ha ha"
He dragged his hand across his face, blonde hair falling in golden streaks. Not just blonde. Tanned blonde. The final evolution. The peak archetype. The destined final boss of every NTR story ever written.
Alex laughed like a lunatic god.
The world wasn’t ready.
"The world is finished. The virgins will weep. This is the era of Alexander Shepherd"
He grinned slow, then broke into a madman’s cackle.
"Yes, it’s only honorable to stay in character. I am the final boss of NTR. Which ans I must cuck everyone alive. He he he..."
He plunged into the tub like a general bathing before battle. The bathroom was no luxury palace, just a middle-class setup with squeaky faucets and peeling tiles, but Alex didn’t care. Cozy battlefield, perfect for a virgin warlord.
Freshly scrubbed, towel around his waist, he stepped out ready to conquer the day.
And froze.
A thief was in his room. Petite, masked, rummaging through his wallet like a goblin celebrating payday. She was even giggling to herself, tiny shoulders bouncing.
Alex’s jaw dropped. His little brother twitched awake like a radar detecting prey.
The virgin emperor had just t his first intruder.
’Holy molly guacomoly’
The thief was a slender bombshell, dark blue hair wild like she just ran out of an ani fight, standing there like she owned the place. What destroyed Alex’s brain though was the outfit.
White crop top, barely holding back her fat lons, nipples practically screaming for attention. Down below, nothing but a violet lace panty. No skirt, no pants, no sha. Just pure jackpot.
Her proportions were dangerous. Not too much, not too little. Just perfect enough to kill a virgin.
’Man, I won the lottery. God himself gave a welco-to-this-world starter pack’
Alex watched her pluck a note from his wallet and set it down with delicate care, like she was a stripper teasing him with tips.
’Show’s over. Virgin king’s turn to act’
"He he he... just one note, step bro wouldn’t mind it, right... he he he"
She giggled like a naughty goblin princess.
And then pain shot through her ears. Alex had already pinched them between his fingers, face twisted in villain glee.
"Step bro would mind, you juicy little thief"
"Aw aw aw that hurts step bro"
Her whine hit him like music. Alex’s towel shifted. His delusions scread one thing.
’This is the tutorial wife. First harem mber acquired. Achievent unlocked’
The na of this busty little bandit was Marine. Second daughter of Violet. Just barely old enough to be ogled without the police breaking down the door.
’Holy jackpot. God not only reincarnated , he literally spawned inside the main story quest. Milf mother and now her bratty daughter. Side routes everywhere’
"Ohh this hurts you, poor baby. But what you’re doing hurts my wallet. How will you compensate "
He twisted her red ear in circles, her head bobbing along with it like she was riding an invisible carousel.
"It’s just a note step bro. You’re rich, you stingy miser"
Marine squird, trying to shove him off, but Alex was stronger. Virgin power-up. Right arm trained by years of one-on-one battles.
"So you’ve been stealing from again and again and you’re not even sorry. Clearly you need punishnt"
She froze, lips trembling. "Wh-what punishnt step bro. I’m your cute little step sister"
Puppy eyes locked on him, but the rest of her was pure sin. Crop top, panty, curves bouncing with every move. Alex had to close his eyes, inhale deep, stop his virgin brain from instantly exploding.
’Focus Alex. Virgin king’s justice must be swift. The punishnt shall be raunchy divine law’
"No. Thieves must be taught. Co here you sinful brat. Let show you what happens when you steal from "
"Wait step bro!"
Too late. He yanked her by the ear, dragging her toward his bed, towel slipping dangerously low.
’The event has triggered. First boss fight. First harem flag. This is it. This is where the legend begins’
And then—
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What do you think her punishnt is?
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