Naruto cut in again, "They should know that too, I told baa-chan that after I brought her back. What the fuck?"
Tayuya continued, "They asked about how to get the cursed seal off... That bitch in the trench coat and sh bodysuit was really uppity about that one."
Naruto sighed, "Why the fuck would you know that? Like Orochimaru would tell you how to get his glorified slave collar off of you." He rubbed his temple, "Carry on, I might have to bitch to baa-chan about this shit later."
Naruto noticed Tayuya getting livelier as they continued speaking. It was like she had loosened up or sothing. Naruto just kept talking to her. He didn't really have anything to do today, and he knew it had to suck being kept isolated by one's self so why not? Naruto listened to her bitch about the cell, and the shitty food, and how she wished they would just do whatever it was they would do with her and be done with it.
Naruto eventually decided to voice sothing that had been nagging at him for a while, "So why are you talking to ? I an, I know I ca to you and everything, but I really didn't expect to get a word out of you at all."
Tayuya looked at him as if she was pondering the answer herself before she shrugged, "I'm caught, the snake-pedophile has all but verbally declared that I'm being left for dead after he cancelled the seal, you're strong enough to beat Kimimaro by yourself so I know you could do whatever you want with whenever you want, and fuck Otogakure... I hate that place." Naruto pulled his chair closer to her bed, "So what? Were you forced into becoming a ninja for Orochimaru and Oto? You didn't want to be a ninja?"
Tayuya shook her head, "Not really shithead. When I was five my ho village in Ta no Kuni was attacked, my family and everyone else there were killed or taken prisoner. I ended up stumbling upon a group of the bastards and they caught and made start. As far as it went it was either learn or die, so I went along with it. And hell, if you have to do sothing, why not do it all the way? I was one of Orochimaru's rising elites by the ti I was nine years old, he had already put his fucking seal on by then."
Naruto chuckled, bringing her from her story, "What's so funny shithead?" Naruto looked up at her apologetically, "None of it, sorry. It's just, you were one of his elites for only maybe a few months probably by ti I was caught inside of Otogakure when I was eight. That had to suck going back and telling him that you couldn't catch ."
Tayuya shivered involuntarily, "You don't even know shithead. That bastard even 'disciplined' Kimimaro, who was his favorite little ass-toy after we got back. None of us ever fucked up again after that. We were thrown together in an elite team and here I am today, the last one alive." Tayuya chuckled a little at the mory, "You were kicking our asses though for the longest ti, I rember."
Naruto scratched his head sheepishly, "I wouldn't necessarily call it fucking up, I guess you could say I was inspired to get away after Kimimaro almost took my eye. You guys chased for two days. I still can't believe I got away. Ahh, good tis..."
Tayuya nodded, "Anyway, yeah, like I said, fuck Orochimaru, I never wanted to work for him and he and the Uchiha can go fuck each other for all I care... Everything that I can tell you, you already know, that te played his hand close to the vest. We may have been his 'elite bodyguards', but Kimimaro was the only one out of all of us that really ever accompanied him anywhere outside of the base in Ta no Kuni. No doubt he has more, and that one cleared out the second the Uchiha kid arrived, so it would be useless to check it out now anyway."
He looked up at Tayuya seriously, "So what do you think of ? We have been talking for the longest ti and you don't seem to be too pissed at all about being here. I did capture you after all."
Tayuya sighed and laid down on her bed, "Well, I haven't been tortured yet, unless you can call the crap they feed as torture, so I don't have a reason to be, not at you. This is your job shithead, actually no, your job is to kill. So as far as I'm concerned you could have just slit my throat, left lying in a ditch and kept moving after you beat . You may be the reason that I'm locked up, but I wouldn't have hesitated to do the sa to you if the circumstances were flipped."
Naruto nodded, "Well talking to you wasn't bad at all. Your language is a little vulgar, but sohow I kind of like that. I'll see if I can co back later this week or sothing, I'm on dical leave after your bony buddy and made a ss out of the landscape."
Tayuya grunted in acknowledgnt, "Sure shithead. You do whatever you want. It's not like they can torture until I get over this seal crap so I'm not going to be executed anyti soon."
Naruto chuckled as he made his way to the door and gave it a knock, "So I'm shithead now huh?"
As an outside guard opened the door for the blonde killer's exit, Tayuya gave him a toothy grin from her bed, "Yep. Later shithead."
Shaking his head with a smirk on his face, Naruto shut the cell door behind him and nodded to the guard before leaving to report to Tsunade about what he had heard and done that day.
XxX
After grabbing a short lunch at Ichiraku's, Naruto returned to the Hokage Tower to find Tsunade asleep on her desk. As he entered through the window he saw her face down on her desk, paperwork stacked neatly to the side. Naruto took a second to pick up a sheet from the top and give it a once over. It was an order form from the Anbu trying to get restocked. Naruto's eyes widened once he got to the part that listed the material their kunai were made from, "Man Anbu get all of the good stuff..."
He placed the sheet back down and took a seat a distance away from the desk before making a Kage Bunshin and sending it over to her desk. The replication looked back at Naruto with a pitiful look, "Do I have to? Why can't you do it?"
Naruto shrugged, "Okay... I'll do it." The Kage Bunshin smiled until the original Naruto pulled an elastic from his pocket and shot it at Tsunade from across the room, hitting her right on the ear. Before he could even yell in fear at his creator the Bunshin was dispelled by a nasty right hand from the still sluggish Tsunade who slowly focused her eyes on Naruto who was waving from across the room.
She blinked and allowed her eyes to focus, "Brat? How long have you been here? *yawn* What woke up?"
Naruto grinned as he moved closer and sat in front of her desk, "A mosquito baa-chan. You scared the hell out of just snapping up like that and throwing that punch."
She rubbed her eyes, "It felt like I hit sothing solid... Anyway, I assu that you're coming back from speaking with Tayuya? How did it go?"
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