On the inside however, one could find Naruto rolling with laughter alongside the Kyuubi, 'She really thinks she can beat ! Are you kidding ? Hey Kyuubi are you ready?'
Kyuubi stopped laughing at the behest of its container, "Anyti kit. Go for it."
Anko raised her hand up, "Second match, Naruto Uzumaki vs. Ino Yamanaka! Haji!"
Ino tensed and waited for Naruto to move, but it never ca, "Aren't you going to fight Naruto?"
Naruto shook his head, "There's no point for to attack you, it would be overkill seeing as how no matter what you did I could beat you in one move."
Ino gritted her teeth, "Oh yeah?" She brought her hands up in the famous sign of her family.
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Inoichi Yamanaka who had co to watch the fights alongside his teammates felt his heart stop when she made that sign, "Ino no!"
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"Shintenshin no Jutsu (Mind-Body Switch Jutsu)!" Naruto didn't move as Ino let her spirit fly into his own. Upon contact Naruto slumped over.
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Kiba shook his head and laughed as he saw Naruto go limp, "He actually stood still and let Ino hit him with that move? He was watching during the chunin exam like the rest of us, he should know what it does!"
Shikamaru nodded, "I was worried at first. I didn't know how Ino was going to get him to hold still to hit him with it, but he did most of the work for her."
Asuma however wasn't so confident, 'Oh Ino that was not a good idea...'
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Anko walked over to Naruto's slumped over body and poked him in the head, "Hello? Which one of you brats is in there?"
Naruto stood up straight, "It's . Ino is in there being 'entertained' in the confines of my mind."
Anko shook her head, "That's an gaki. You know why that isn't safe don't you?" Naruto scoffed as he took out so ninja wire and walked towards Ino's body, "Well it was her own damn fault. No one told her to try and mind-rape , but she did anyway. It's not my problem that the only jutsu she knows isn't a battle jutsu." He began tying her up casually, "Call it."
Anko nodded, "Shousa, Naruto Uzumaki!"
After hearing that Ino broke out in a scream as she returned to her own body babbling about massacres and torture and all kinds of things. Naruto raised an eyebrow as the dic team escorted her off, 'Kyuubi what the hell did you do to her?'
Kyuubi was batting its tails in a pleased fashion, "Well kit, you told not to kill her or maim her so I simply 'directed' her to so of your older mories. You know, tried to show her just what a real shinobi is."
Naruto felt like rubbing his temple, 'What older mories?'
Naruto knew the Kyuubi was having fun with this, "Just all of the fun ones. Like that ti at Kuminari no Kuni for example..."
Naruto blanched, 'Kuminari no Kuni! Do you know how many of those motherfuckers I killed back there? You showed her ones like that? I think you might have given her PTSD or sothing? You know they'll bla us for that right?'
Kyuubi chuckled, "Well you did let do it, so I think technically it is our fault anyway."
Naruto ambled back over to Anko, 'I hate you...' "Love you too kit."
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The jounin in the waiting area all had grimaces on their faces. Naruto intentionally allowed Ino to use Shintenshin no Jutsu on him knowing that he had sothing of a natural defense for it. Kakashi looked at Ino being carried away, "Well that's two down and he didn't even have to do anything to win..."
Kurenai was a bit more upbeat about the whole situation, "Well at least next match I know he'll have to fight."
Asuma looked at the fight order and nodded, "There's no way he gets out of this one without so damage on him."
Tsunade glanced at them briefly, "Send whoever it is down then."
Kurenai walked off to fetch the next genin to fight.
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Naruto was once again standing by Anko who was looking at him, "You know gaki, if you actually want to get promoted from this then you're eventually going to have to, I don't know, fight?"
Naruto smirked at her, "You're just bored."
Anko waved her arms childishly, "You're damn right I'm bored! You haven't moved twelve steps since this whole thing started. I expected so action, you've just ended up fighting two little girls that I could beat while I was hog-tied." Naruto frowned, "Well yeah, they suck. That's why I didn't try fighting them. Why waste energy beating them when I could let them beat themselves?"
Anko pouted, "I wish soone would co out here to kick your ass so I can enjoy myself."
Naruto chuckled, "Keep on dreaming snake lady. I'm doing this to prove a point if you didn't know. I'm proving that they can't beat , that kind of implies that none of them are going to get a good fight out of ."
Naruto noticed soone coming from the tunnel for his next fight.
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Choji and Shikamaru watched Ino being carried off after Naruto was declared the winner. Choji was watching in shock as Naruto had shrugged off her family technique like it was nothing, "Shikamaru, what just happened? Ino hit him with Shintenshin didn't she?"
Shikamaru nodded, "Yeah, she hit him head-on, she was in there good. He must have a strong will like Sakura had to break out of it or sothing."
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