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"Uh... that should be it."

Xiao Yu looked at the confused little fatty with so sympathy. Then, with great care and kindness, she went over the parts of the test he struggled with until the little fatty nodded in agreent repeatedly.

"Xiao Yu, you’re really amazing. You can solve such difficult Olympiad math problems at a glance. If I were as smart as you, no question could ever stump ..."

The little fatty’s face was full of envy and admiration.

However, those words caused Xiao Yu to pause slightly before she had a sudden realization.

That’s right, her strong suit had never been fighting.

Besides, Uncle and Sister Weiwei were already so formidable. Even if she trained to perfection, in a real danger, it would likely only be the icing on the cake.

Her sister often taught her to play to her strengths and avoid her weaknesses.

But the prerequisite was, she had to find a way to master the "true scripture" that sotis worked and sotis did not...

Bungee jumping? But it seed there was an age restriction, and she couldn’t do that, right?

Xiao Yu rested her chin on her hands, her gaze involuntarily drifting towards the window...

...

At dusk.

Two young female teachers with red armbands were on duty, patrolling the school.

"Hey! Mr. Fang, Zhao Ge released a new song recently, have you heard it?"

"Of course! I’m a hardcore fan of Zhao Ge. I bought the album the mont it was released!

Especially the song ’Chasing Light,’ it sounds so good. I’ve been putting it on repeat these past few days."

" too, absolutely love it! If it weren’t for the finals being so close and being so busy, I would have definitely gone to the live concert.

By the way, Mr. Fang, I heard you have Zhao Ge’s autograph. Is that true or not?"

"How did you know? Got a nose like a dog, huh?"

"Ah! So envious!"

"It’s nothing. I spent quite a bit of money for that autograph..."

Mr. Fang’s voice took on a slightly grinding tone as he spoke.

As they chatted, they toured each classroom to confirm there were no lingering students and were about to leave for ho when passing by the small grove in the school...

"Bang!" "Whimper~"

"Huh? What was that noise?"

The two turned in unison towards a patch of grass in the distance.

Sounds of rustling ca from within...

"Just now... did sothing fall from the tree?"

"Could it be a little squirrel or sothing?"

"Bang!" "Hiss~" "Ouch..."

As they wondered, the sound ca again, clearer this ti, and it seed to be mingled with an odd hissing noise...

In the quiet school, it sounded rather eerie.

"That... doesn’t sound like a squirrel, does it?" Mr. Fang couldn’t help but step back.

"Maybe it’s a snake..." the other teacher whispered.

"No... it can’t be, right?"

"Haha! Look how scared you are, in broad daylight, how could there be snakes? Mr. Fang, you’re too timid."

"Really now, don’t scare on purpose. Just yesterday, I watched a horror movie with my boyfriend..."

"Alright alright, let’s go check it out!"

"Hey, wait for ..."

The two approached the source of the noise cautiously, then peered out from behind a tree...

"Huh? There’s nothing here?" Mr. Fang looked around.

"Probably got scared off already, must’ve been a small animal or sothing," said the other teacher in a relaxed tone.

"Phew~ That seems to be the case."

But just as Mr. Fang was beginning to relax...

"Swoosh~" He felt a gust of wind behind his head!

It felt as if sothing had fallen from above, but after a mont, there was no sound of it hitting the ground...

At that mont, the other teacher facing him had her mouth gradually opening wide, seemingly looking with a face of horror at sothing... behind him...

In the blink of an eye, all that was left in his mind was the scene from the horror movie watched last night, where "the thing that cannot be nad" appeared behind the protagonist, its pale eyes staring at them...

Suddenly, he felt a chill run down his spine!

"Ahhh~"

...

1103.

"What? Complained by a teacher?"

ng Lang’s face was a picture of surprise.

"No way, Xiao Yu is super well-behaved and sensible at elentary school level, how could sothing like being complained about by a teacher happen?"

"Yeah! I don’t believe it either!" Yan Weiwei nodded.

"I heard the teacher was almost scared to faint. There were two witnesses, could this be fake?"

Lin Haitang looked at Xiao Yu, who was hanging her head with a gloomy expression with so speechlessness.

"Thankfully, no one was hurt. Look at how you’ve fallen; your leg is all bruised..." Lin Haitang felt a bit heartbroken but had to put on a stern face.

"Tell , why did you climb a tree instead of going ho after school?"

Xiao Yu? Climbing trees?

ng Lang was puzzled; how could these two things possibly go together?

Isn’t that supposed to be ng Qingqing’s private hobby?

Xiao Yu twiddled her fingers, looking down.

"That... I saw a poor kitten that couldn’t get down from the tree, so I wanted to go up and save it. I didn’t expect to fall down by accident...

Actually, I had observed beforehand; the soil on the ground is very loose, and it’s not that high, so even if I fell, I wouldn’t get hurt..."

"Is that the point? Saving a cat? You fell from the tree several tis; how many cats are there that need your persistent rescue up and down?" Lin Haitang rolled her eyes.

"Uh... actually, I was thinking of climbing the tree for bird eggs..."

The three people looked at Xiao Yu expressionlessly.

Xiao Yu shrank her neck guiltily, realizing she couldn’t hide the truth any longer, and finally told the truth.

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