7: Chapter 7: Is This Making Enemies?
7: Chapter 7: Is This Making Enemies?
Typing on the keyboard, Wu Jie quickly sent a group ssage.
“A processing fee?
Damn!
Old classmates and you still have the nerve to charge a processing fee?
Can’t the total price be reduced?
I can only scrape together 1.8 million!”
As soon as the ssage was sent, the system delivered more good news.
[System: Gained 2 points of jealousy from Dai Fei]
Damn!
Jealous again?
Wu Jie opened Dai Fei’s reply and almost laughed out loud when he heard the voice ssage.
“Aiyoh Jie, I already gave you a discount!
The processing fee is charged at the company’s minimum standard, and as for the total price of the house, I will try to negotiate with the hoowner on your behalf.
When are you free to co by and discuss the contract?”
Wu Jie quickly responded, “No ti!”
Two succinct words, absolutely thunderous.
Ding!
[System: Gained 4 points of hatred from Dai Fei]
As expected!
Dai Fei quickly sent a long string of angry and cleaver emojis, followed by a ssage.
“Morals!!
Are you f*cking playing ?”
Wu Jie laughed heartily and typed a response, “I’m just playing you, who asked you to bombard the chat with ssages every day?
I get annoyed just looking at it!”
Dai Fei shot back furiously, “Damn!
If you don’t want to see, just block !
Why the hell play tricks with ?
Talking about buying a house, I bet you’ll spend your life only able to afford a shared rental!”
Wu Jie grinned and shook his head.
I’ll eventually live in a big villa now that I’m possessed by the system!
Can’t afford a house?
Hmph, what I’m considering is how many to buy, how many buildings to purchase!!
Without hesitating, he blocked Dai Fei, and then incredibly, many silent old classmates popped up in the group chat, each one tagging Wu Jie and sending thumbs-up emojis.
Then…
Dai Fei left the group.
But with his departure, the group suddenly livened up.
Deng Hua: “I’ve been annoyed by Dai Fei for a while, him leaving is a relief!”
Ding Chun: “Morals is aweso!
Actually able to buy a house, uppercase RESPECT!”
Chen Yong: “Prostrate before millionaire Morals!”
…
The group ssages kept coming, as did the system notifications.
Although they were mostly envy 1, it was better than nothing!
Within just a few minutes, Wu Jie had racked up a dozen energy points.
After ssing around in the class group, Wu Jie moved on to other groups.
In each group, Wu Jie posted a dynamic beauty GIF he’d saved for a long ti.
The GIF starts with several beauties morphing continuously, and then suddenly, a bloody skull pops up.
Wu Jie nearly wet himself the first ti he saw it.
And when he sent out the GIF, the effect was astonishing.
Less than five minutes…
Wu Jie was kicked out of four groups.
Of course.
His gains were solid too, racking up dozens of people’s hatred and earning over two hundred energy points.
Basically seeing a lot of ‘hatred 4’, you could tell from this that birds of a feather flock together, they’re all a bunch of losers.
Bored, Wu Jie was indefatigable when receiving scam calls and ssages, vigorously confronting them.
“Hello, Brother Zhang, are you still applying for loans recently?
Our service is professional, honest, and quick, offering unsecured loans up to 500,000, with sa day disbursent…”
“That’s great!
I’m under control now, hurry up and send 500,000!”
…
“Notice, your social security card has shown anomalies, and will be frozen and disabled.
If you want to resolve this, please follow the voice prompt instructions…”
“Can you make that electronic voice sound a bit more professional?
Did it pass the second-level class A Mandarin test?”
…
“Hello, a consumption of 200,000 has been made with your bank card overseas.
May I ask if it was you who made the transaction?”
“Damn!
Could you send a screenshot?
I’ve never been abroad, I’d love to show off on my social dia!”
…
“Good day sir, I am a transportation surveyor from XX Insurance Company.
May I ask what kind of transportation do you normally use for commuting?”
“Wheelchair!”
…
“Your girlfriend has been hit by a car, she’s in the hospital for ergency treatnt, send 20,000 yuan quickly to save her life, the account number is…”
“An inflatable one can be sent for ergency treatnt in a hospital?”
…
He acted fierce as a tiger, only to earn a ager 250 in the end.
These damn scamrs, damn it, the energy points are too few!
Can’t there be so badass characters who are green with envy at Jie?
Thinking of this, Wu Jie started to miss the overbearing CEO Tang Xiao a bit.
Hating her once would be ten thousand energy points in one go!
But, having kissed her only once, he was caught and made into a backup boyfriend.
And a freaking online backup boyfriend at that, should it be abbreviated to—”Cloud Backup Boyfriend”?
Wu Jie suddenly felt a bit wronged.
But, a sucker for money, he couldn’t pass up the easy earn—hundred bucks a ssage, it was just too easy to make money.
Opening a web page, Wu Jie began searching for various tutorials on picking up girls.
If he was to pretend to be a couple, he had to make it look real enough.
Even a backup boyfriend had to cultivate the self-restraint of a backup boyfriend!
Wu Jie paid particular attention to daily couple conversations, especially those with chat screenshots, to see how others did it, learn from them, and use them when chatting with Tang Xiao in the future.
Ti flew by, and soon it was ti to leave work.
The office suddenly beca lively, then quickly quieted down.
Wu Jie wasn’t in a rush to join the throng to catch the bus or subway, instead, he took out his phone and sent a ssage to Tang Xiao.
“Off work now, what do you want to eat tonight?”
Whoosh!
The ten-word ssage was sent out, and a hundred bucks were in hand.
Truly, every word was worth its weight in gold.
What Wu Jie didn’t expect, though, was that Tang Xiao replied very soon.
“Still in a eting, sort out your own dinner!
Mwah!”
“Yo ho!
She even knows how to say mwah, not bad at all!”
Wu Jie originally wanted to reply with an emoji, but then thought better of it.
A hundred bucks per emoji, that was a bit too much, especially since she said she was in a eting, right?
Packing away his phone, Wu Jie shut down his computer, clocked out, and left for the day.
On his way, he found a courier service and sent a big package of dicine back to his parents in his hotown.
Back in his shared rental, he had just turned on his computer when a friend’s chat window popped up.
“Moral integrity!
Ball-busting strear Alin is live, watch the ball ga, stat!”
The ssage was from his bro Xu Wei, nicknad the Black Pupil King, who was living off the rent from a few apartnts he got as compensation from his family’s house demolition.
He was addicted to live streaming and waiting to die, the very definition of an idle loafer.
Before his family’s demolition, he’d been hurt by a materialistic girl, and now he refused to date, no matter what.
But Xu Wei had good taste; the strears he recomnded were always pretty good.
Wu Jie sent a casual ssage, and was soon taken aback as the system continuously brought good news.
Holy crap!
Am I drawing hatred just like that?
…
Inside the live streaming room.
The comnt section was bustling and the popularity was through the roof.
The fairly famous strear Alin was performing with gusto.
Over one hundred thousand viewers were watching with utmost excitent that bordered on hysteria.
All of a sudden, a newcor dared to suggest that the strear had gotten plastic surgery.
This was like stirring up a hornet’s nest.
The barrage of curses ca fast and furious in the comnt section, and naturally, the system kept bringing Wu Jie good news.
[System: Gao Xiang’s hatred 4]
[System: Wang Yong’s hatred 10]
[System: Sun Wencai’s hatred 20]
…
As the system announced good news one after another, Wu Jie found it hard to smile.
Because the live streaming room was filled with all kinds of cursing and personal attacks.
What’s the situation?
Besides, was there really a need for such a frenzied attack over a re doubt?
Wu Jie was speechless, and at that mont he received a ssage from Lu Wei.
“Holy shit!
I told you to watch the ga politely, why the hell did you doubt her?
I’ve scrutinized her carefully myself, does she look like she’s had plastic surgery?”
Wu Jie quickly replied, “Just asking casually, is there anything wrong with that?”
Xu Wei: “…”
Closing the chat window, Wu Jie turned back to the live streaming room.
By that ti, not many people were cursing anymore, because a rich guy had just sent a series of rocket cars and fireworks, and the barrage had already drowned out Wu Jie’s questioning ssage.
However, the strear Alin was pouting her lips, her face a picture of grief about to cry.
It looked as if Wu Jie had taken liberties with her, evoking feelings of sympathy…
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