503: Chapter 503: Red Packet Battle!
Crazy Snatching of the Bride!
503: Chapter 503: Red Packet Battle!
Crazy Snatching of the Bride!
Bang!
A dull, heavy sound echoed.
No sooner had Tang Le sprinted into the room than the living room door, adorned with big red “happiness” characters, slamd shut.
“Quick!
Everyone, brace the door!
Don’t open it without red envelopes, no matter what!”
Zhang Yu, Tang Xiao’s second aunt, shouted.
Instantly.
Third Aunt He Hui and Fourth Aunt Sun i stood up imdiately and ca over to help hold the door.
“Shall we move the coffee table over to brace it?”
Tang Le asked with a playful smile on his face.
Lin Yuan and Zhu Cui exchanged glances, utterly embarrassed.
As the four bridesmaids at the wedding, they were naturally rooting for Wu Jie.
Especially Zhu Cui.
She couldn’t wait for Wu Jie to retrieve his bride smoothly and unhindered.
But seeing Tang Xiao’s relatives and friends, it was clear they had no intention of letting Wu Jie off easily!
Thud thud thud!
The door was being knocked on heavily.
“Bride, we’ve co to pick you up!”
A voice suddenly called out from outside the door.
Zhang Yu imdiately pressed the cara button, and the screen next to the door broadcasting the outside went live.
There stood Wu Jie, dressed in a suit and holding a bouquet of roses at the door, backed by his equally dashing groomsn.
A wedding photographer was filming on the side, and a crowd of people behind them were likely there to help with the bride retrieval.
Ding-dong!
Ding-dong!
Knocking and shouting had no effect, so the doorbell was rung.
“Shush…
Let’s all keep quiet, as if we didn’t hear anything!”
The mischief-loving Zhang Yu said with a playful grin.
Standing to the side, Zhu Cui imdiately thought, like mother, like daughter!
Only she could have raised such a crazy girl as Tang Xin!
Outside.
“Bro, they won’t open the door!
Should we just break it down?” Tang Kun asked with a smile.
Deng Hua shook his head and suggested, “That’s a security door; it won’t break easily.
Let’s just ram it instead!”
“Ramming won’t work!
This door pulls outward, it would be better to pick the lock!” Tang Kang suggested.
Zhang Hao exclaid in shock, “How do we pick it?
It’s an electronic password lock!”
Wu Jie smiled faintly and imdiately keyed in the code.
However…
The password was incorrect!
He tried again, but it was still incorrect!
“Groom, stop trying!
They’ve definitely changed it already!” Fang Qingya teased with a laugh.
Wu Jie knocked on the door and shouted, “Open up!
The red envelopes are here!”
This call had an amazing effect!
The door was unlocked.
However…
Just as Wu Jie and his companions prepared to pull it open, they realized it had been latched with a security chain, and there was also a rope tied to the door.
It left only a crack; the door was ultimately unmovable.
Wu Jie gave it a try but then desisted.
Through the crack, he could see the aunts blocking the door.
Zhang Yu and the others caught sight of Wu Jie and imdiately shouted:
“Without enough red envelopes, don’t think you can take the bride away!”
“Opening the door requires strength; generous red envelopes are the way to go!”
“If you don’t give red envelopes, you’re dreaming!”
…
Without another word, Wu Jie imdiately grabbed a handful of red envelopes from Zhang Hao’s backpack.
As soon as his hand reached through the door, it was quickly snatched away.
“Oh my gosh!”
“This is insane!”
“Jie, throw it inside!”
“We must divert their attention, otherwise how can we get through the door!”
The first red packet was instantly snatched away.
Learning from his lesson, Wu Jie raised his hand high the second ti, suddenly reached through the crack in the door, and then hurled it fiercely into the living room.
At the sa ti!
Wu Jie spotted Zhu Cui and imdiately shouted:
“Cui, quick, help your brother open the door!”
While everyone else was scrambling for red packets, Zhu Cui hurriedly untied the rope.
Having an inside collaborator really does make things easier!
As soon as Wu Jie entered, he imdiately stuffed several red packets into Zhu Cui’s hands.
The four groomsn reacted quickly too, swiftly following him in.
“Block them!!”
Zhang Yu shouted loudly.
Sun i and He Hui, who were still collecting red packets, quickly spread their arms to block the way.
Tang Le, seizing the opportunity, picked up red packets from the ground and dashed toward the master bedroom.
“Xin’er sister, they’re coming!
I’m guarding the door outside, you must hold on!”
Tang Le shouted loudly.
“I got it!” Tang Xin replied loudly.
anwhile, in the living room, Wu Jie dare not barge through his three aunts!
But…
What is Fang Qingya here for?
Of course, as a human shield!
Tang Kun and Tang Kang imdiately pulled her over and used her as a shield to forcibly squeeze through.
Wu Jie scattered a handful of red packets and then, with Zhang Hao and Deng Hua’s cover, successfully charged to the master bedroom door.
“Haha!
Jie, this road is mine to guard, mine to open!”
“If you wish to pass, you must leave so toll money!”
Tang Le, lively and jumping around, stood guard at the master bedroom door, waving his arms and dancing.
“If I give you a red packet, will you let through?”
“Yes!
But only if it’s filled with sincerity, can you be blessed with happiness!”
Wu Jie shook his head with a forced smile.
Why is everyone so slick?
This must have been prearranged, right?
“Alright, alright, I’ll give!
Is that ok?”
Just as Wu Jie was pulling out red packets from his pocket, Tang Le imdiately darted over, attempting to snatch them all.
Little rascal!
Wu Jie smirked slyly, deftly dodging.
Tang Le lunged and missed, almost stumbling and falling.
Before Tang Le could start crying out in frustration, Wu Jie already scattered the red packets into the far air.
The four imposing groomsn charged over like protective deities, forming a wall of people and firmly blocking the corridor.
This strategy was agreed upon in the elevator on the way up.
Now!
Only the last line of defense remained!
Wu Jie cracked his neck and limbered up his wrists.
Knowing that Tang Xin, who hadn’t shown her face until now, was definitely the trickiest one.
Given her crazy girl nature, she probably not only locked the door from the inside but also might have placed sothing to block it to prevent being easily barged in.
“Xin’er?
Xin’er?
Open the door quickly, your brother’s got a red packet for you!!”
Tang Xin opened a slit in the door and shouted, “Where’s the red packet?
Slide it through!”
Wu Jie pushed against the door with his hand, feeling it was quite heavy behind, likely blocked by a headboard.
“Damn it!
Xin’er are you trying to trick your brother?”
“No kidding!
If I don’t trick you enough today, when will I ever get the chance?
Stop dilly-dallying and slide the red packet through!”
Tang Xin yelled loudly.
Wu Jie, following the sa strategy as when he entered through the front door, reached his hand through the door crack and flung the red packet inside.
While Tang Xin was bending down to pick up the red packets, he pushed hard against the door.
Unfortunately…
Tang Xin was too clever and too cunning.
Wu Jie could only push open a crack about the width of a palm, just wide enough to conveniently toss in red envelopes but not enough to squeeze a person through.
“Ah haha… did you think I’d be that naive!”
“Co on in, if you’ve got the guts, co in!”
After picking up each red envelope, Tang Xin waved them around with a triumphant smile.
Sitting at the end of the bed, Tang Xiao was delicately nibbling on so sugar-coated eggs.
The makeup artist had applied lipstick to her, which she found uncomfortable, feeling awkward about eating anything.
Tang Long stood by, and the originally warm atmosphere was instantly disrupted by Tang Xin’s arrogant flaunting.
“Xin’er, I’ve been good to you!
Don’t go too far!”
Wu Jie tossed another handful of red envelopes.
“Haha!
Stop trying to cozy up to .
Once I’ve collected enough red envelopes, I’ll naturally open the door for you!”
Tang Xin began picking them up again.
Tang Long turned and yelled, “Xin’er, that’s enough!
Don’t treat your Jie like an ATM!”
“Big uncle, I’ve barely started!
Just a dozen or so red envelopes!”
“A thousand per envelope, you’ve already collected tens of thousands, still not opening the door?” Tang Kun’s voice yelled from outside the door.
“Second sister, hurry up and open the door!” Tang Kang shouted.
The door was dead bolted; either they had to break down the door or wait obediently for Tang Xin to let them through.
But on such a joyous occasion, breaking down the door… was that really appropriate?
After so thought, Wu Jie tossed another red envelope!
This ti, he threw the envelope far, two landing right in front of Tang Xiao.
Tang Xin happily ca over to pick them up, but Tang Xiao grabbed her and handed her the bowl, warning:
“Don’t overdo it, or I’ll wallop you!”
Tang Xin pouted, “Co on then!
Getting beaten by the bride today ans rubbing off so good luck!”
“Hit her!
Give her a good whack!”
Imdiately, cheers from everyone outside followed.
“The voice of the people is quite strong,” Tang Xiao chuckled.
“Xin’er, you asked for this!”
Tang Xin was genuinely frightened:
“Alright, alright!
Jie, one more red envelope, and I’ll open the door, I swear to heaven!”
“You want more?
You’re really opening your mouth like a lion!”
Tang Long couldn’t stand it anymore, stepped forward swiftly, and pulled away the cabinet blocking the door, along with the pole propping it shut.
“Thanks, Dad!”
Wu Jie imdiately dashed in.
Tang Xin put down the bowl and imdiately pounced on the unsuspecting Tang Xiao, toppling her onto the bed.
“Give the red envelope!
If you don’t, I won’t let you go!”
“Oh my!
Look at how capable you are, soone co!
Carry her away!!”
At Wu Jie’s command:
The four groomsn imdiately stepped forward, grabbed her hands and feet, and carried her away straight out.
One, two, three…
One, two, three…
The groomsn started calling out in rhythm, as if they were carrying a huge fat pig.
This scene had countless people rolling with laughter.
Tang Xiao sat up and couldn’t help but giggle behind her hand.
Wu Jie knelt on one knee, looking at Tang Xiao who was clad in her wedding dress today, as beautiful as a celestial being.
The pristine wedding dress shone brightly against her fair, jade-like skin.
Her hair was put up, and her makeup was lightly done.
Truly, her eyes and lips were picturesque, her teeth white and lips red.
Every frown and smile was deeply moving.
“Groom, are you dazed by her beauty?
Aren’t you going to kowtow and serve tea to your father-in-law quickly, then carry your bride away?”
“Look at you, so enraptured you wish you could head straight for the bridal chamber, right?”
“Here cos the tea for the parents!
Groom, where’s the red envelope?”
…
Red envelopes!
Red envelopes!
Everywhere people were demanding red envelopes!
All of them were billionaires with substantial wealth, yet they all enjoyed receiving these festive tokens.
Fortunately, Wu Jie had prepared well in advance, with two groomsn responsible for carrying cigarettes and the other two for carrying red envelopes.
He prepared hundreds of thousands in red envelopes, determined to make everyone burst into joyful laughter.
And after a series of clichéd rituals,
amid the booming sounds of firecrackers…
Wu Jie, with the cheering and shouts of nurous onlookers, lifted the blushing Tang Xiao around her waist.
“The groom has fueled up, carrying her down twenty floors nonstop!”
“The groom is strong, carrying his wife without taking a breath!”
…
Tang Xiao, held in Wu Jie’s arms, curled up and hid in his embrace.
She was completely bewildered.
It felt noisy and bustling all around, with cheers and screams that were almost never-ending.
The worst part was, the elevator got blocked.
Oh my!
In this scorching heat, even if Wu Jie could carry her down, he’d be drenched in sweat!
But thankfully!
As soon as red envelopes scattered all over the ground, they imdiately broke through the blockade.
However, by the ti they finally reached the ground floor lobby,
many colleagues from the company had gathered to block the way, surrounding them tightly!
In that mont!
They could only throw a shower of red envelopes, taking advantage of the commotion as everyone scrambled to grab them.
Escorted by four groomsn, they dashed out of the apartnt with vigorous strides.
“Attention—salute!!”
At the command,
the security duty for this international elevator apartnt was always undertaken by elite troops of veterans.
They ford two lines, creating an aisle.
As Wu Jie ca out holding the bride, they all stood at attention, saluting in unison.
Their military posture was imposing, standing tall and straight as spears!
Tang Xiao, who had been holding back her excitent all along, suddenly burst into tears.
The four groomsn escorting them on both sides imdiately handed out two red envelopes each along with a pack of Chung Hwa cigarettes.
And around the convoy, a large crowd of onlookers and many children had already gathered.
Distributing cigarettes, candies, and red envelopes!
Amid the cheers and shouts of countless people, and fild by many smartphones, the wedding convoy slowly set off.
Not long after leaving the apartnt, the procession behind the convoy began to stretch into a long line.
Many private cars spontaneously joined the procession, making the length of the convoy grow longer and longer.
The drone filming from above couldn’t even fit the procession into its wide-angle lens anymore.
The procession of wedding vehicles stretched as far as the eye could see, and more and more cars kept joining, forming a super long dragon winding through the city.
Pedestrians stopped to wave and cheer along the way while countless cars honked their horns in farewell.
What was intended to be a low-key wedding turned into a super wedding that caught the world’s attention.
Tang Xiao was profoundly moved.
She had never imagined her wedding would receive such an honorable tribute.
But.
After leaving the main urban area, the wedding convoy began to scatter sowhat chaotically.
The competition for the lead had begun!
Whoever could overtake the main wedding car would win the top prize!
In an instant!
Luxury cars like Audis and BMWs roared into life.
Fang Qingya, well-prepared as always, did not delay in the slightest.
Vroom!!
The Audi S8’s engine roared as she floored the accelerator.
A svelte mobster was not to be underestimated!
A streak of black light flashed, and the sedan surged ahead accelerating rapidly.
And behind,
rcedes-Benz, BMW, Maserati, Aston Martin…
Nurous luxury cars began a relentless chase…
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