799: Chapter 799 Veterinarian 799: Chapter 799 Veterinarian “Hey, Old Li, how did you manage to scare off the fat sheep?”
Just as the pot-bellied man got into his Audi, a young lad burst into the ward and started berating the old man.
“His balls were already black as coal.
Even if a deity arrived, it’d be hopeless, so I advised him to have them removed!”
The old man still stood by his opinion.
“Old Li, that’s where you’re wrong.
You’re supposed to be playing the Divine Doctor, a practitioner of traditional dicine.
Castrating is what Western doctors do, you’ve given us away, haven’t you?”
The young man grew even angrier.
He was a relative of the hospital owner.
Having heard that the “Divine Doctor” title was quite effective lately, and not willing to spend the money to hire a real one, they had picked up this old guy from a back alley clinic to act the part.
After all, the hospital had the equipnt to diagnose, so the old man did not need any real skill.
As long as he looked the part, looking like a Divine Doctor was enough.
Yet, what they did not expect was that Old Li, on his very first day as a Divine Doctor, had managed to scare away a patient.
“Ah, what do you know?
When I was young, I was a veterinarian.
I used to castrate pigs and dogs; what’s so hard about cutting off two little balls?”
The old man glared, unapologetically defending himself.
“Oh, dear Lord, you were a vet…”
The young man felt like crying but had no tears.
However, since the old man had the look of a Divine Doctor, they might as well make do with him for the ti being and have him sit at the lobby for consultations, planning to get rid of him when the opportunity arose.
anwhile.
At Qin’s Clinic.
The pot-bellied man had learned his lesson this ti.
While sitting in his car with the air conditioning on and flirting with a female celebrity on WeChat, he left the queuing to his subordinates.
This ti, Divine Doctor Qin shouldn’t have anything to complain about, right?
Lingling…
Around noon, Qin Yu’s phone began to ring.
It was Pei Luoyan calling.
“Hello, Sister Yan!”
Qin Yu answered the phone.
“I’ve been so tired from filming these days.
Let’s have so drinks and hang out tonight!”
Pei Luoyan complained.
“Tonight, huh?
Sure, where are you at?”
Qin Yu asked after thinking for a mont.
“In the suburbs.
There’s a film and television city, just co over.
Oh, and by the way, there are lots of female celebrities filming here recently.
If you’re lucky, you might encounter one; their ‘skills’ will blow your mind!”
Pei Luoyan, not a young innocent girl, was forthcoming with her lewd talk.
“Err…
I’ll co over in the evening!”
Qin Yu had no interest in female celebrities, but he had never seen a live film set.
Going to the film and television city for a look and bringing his little sister along for a visit sounded good.
“Great, see you later!”
After hanging up with Pei Luoyan, Qin Yu continued treating patients.
Upon noticing the return of the pot-bellied man, he didn’t give it much thought.
As long as he treated people for free, it did not matter, as long as he didn’t skip the line again.
After another half an hour, it was finally the pot-bellied man’s turn.
This ti, he was much more polite and said with a smiling face, “Haha, Divine Doctor Qin, I apologize for earlier.
Look, I’ve queued up this ti.
Could you please see ?”
“You shouldn’t be sick, should you?”
Qin Yu glanced at the pot-bellied man.
Apart from being a bit overweight, he seed quite healthy.
“Doctor Qin, I know I was wrong.
Please save ; I don’t want to beco a eunuch!”
When the pot-bellied man heard Qin Yu’s words, assuming they were sarcastic and that Qin Yu was still angry about the morning incident, he was nearly in tears.
How could he not be sick when his balls were practically turning into coal?
“Eunuch?
What do you an?
Tell exactly what’s going on.”
Qin Yu looked dubious.
This was the first ti he had encountered soone who wasn’t sick claiming to be ill.
“It’s like this, Divine Doctor Qin, both my balls have turned black.
I’ll be honest with you; I just went to another hospital, and a Doctor Li there checked out and said they were necrotic and needed to be removed.
You’re so capable; you must be able to work miracles, right?
Don’t worry about money; please save my foundation!”
The pot-bellied man described his condition while pleading.
“This really happened?”
Qin Yu looked again at the pot-bellied man’s vital area.
If it were truly necrotic, could the guy still be running around?
“Alright then, go behind the screen.
I’ll have a look!”
Qin Yu thought for a mont and said.
No matter what kind of person the potbellied man was, now that he was a doctor and the other was a patient, he definitely had to make the condition clear.
“Ah, okay….”
The potbellied man walked behind the screen and took off his pants.
“This….”
Qin Yu blinked, and sure enough, the guy hadn’t lied; both his testicles were indeed pitch black.
“Divine Doctor Qin….
save , we’re both n, you should know how important this thing is for n, right?
As long as you can cure my disease, one million, no, ten million is no problem!”
The potbellied man hurriedly said.
As long as he could save his manhood and still enjoy the pleasures of n and won, what did money matter?
“Hmm….
Stretch out your hand!”
With that said by the potbellied man, Qin Yu also beca sowhat uncertain.
Not until after he had checked the man’s wrist for a while did he again affirmatively say, “Judging from your pulse, there’s nothing wrong with you!
However, the color of your testicles is indeed unusual, this is really strange!”
“Ah?
Does that an they’ve really necrotized and lost all connection with my body!”
The potbellied man said in so despair.
“Well, wait a mont!”
Qin Yu, too, was encountering such a curious problem for the first ti.
Though the body seed fine upon examination, visually, the testicles indeed looked as if they had necrotized.
He then stepped out from behind the screen and took a silver needle and so disinfectant alcohol.
“Whether they’ve necrotized or not, I’ll know with just a slight prick from the silver needle!”
Qin Yu said.
“Right, that makes sense!”
The potbellied man eagerly nodded.
“Hiss….
Ouch….”
As soon as Qin Yu pricked him lightly with the silver needle, the potbellied man imdiately cried out.
“If you feel it….
that ans they haven’t necrotized, but what in the world is going on?”
Qin Yu was also a bit flabbergasted.
“I don’t know either, just now that ‘Divine Doctor’ suggested I should get them removed, that’s why I ran over to you!”
The potbellied man said with a bitter face.
“Er….
How about you cleanse it yourself with alcohol, and then I’ll try again with the silver needle?”
Qin Yu passed the alcohol and cotton swabs to the potbellied man, finding his peculiar condition quite intriguing.
“Okay….
Alright!”
The potbellied man, looking down, began to disinfect his testicles.
“Huh….”
However, the more he cleaned with the alcohol, the stranger it beca, as the originally black testicles began to reveal their normal color bit by bit.
“Do you think there’s a possibility that the dye from your jeans has rubbed off?”
Qin Yu said, with a mix of laughter and helplessness.
“Ah….
It seems like it.
Let wash it more!”
The potbellied man also got excited, continuing to clean with the alcohol, and eventually both testicles returned to their normal color.
Still not reassured, he rubbed his thumbs vigorously against his jeans, and his thumbs turned black as well.
“Hahaha….
That’s great, I’m not sick, I’m not sick…..”
The potbellied man jumped and danced excitedly, relieved that his manhood was normal, and he could regain dominance in bed.
“That’s good, put on your pants and go back, I’m going to rest at noon!”
Qin Yu didn’t say much else and stepped out from behind the screen.
A few minutes later, the potbellied man ca out from behind the screen, took out a business card and a bank card from his chest, and said gratefully, “Divine Doctor Qin, you truly are a real divine doctor.
I almost believed that quack’s words just now and removed my happiness!”
Because Qin Yu was very sure there was nothing wrong with him, he chose to cleanse with alcohol.
Yet the quack claid they had necrotized, evidently a complete fraud.
Thinking of this, the potbellied man felt scared; if he hadn’t co back to find Qin Yu, and his testicles had been cut off, there would have been no way to redy it.
“I’ll keep the business card, but there’s no need for the money!”
Qin Yu waved his hand, pocketed the potbellied man’s business card, and then carried his tea cup to the backyard.
Seeing that his sister already prepared the al, he said with a smile, “Wei’er, let’s go for a stroll in the film and television city tonight with Changfeng!”
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