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Chapter 399: Definitely, Utterly Screwed

Graves nodded once, sharp and military. "dic!"

The VHC dical team descended on us like locusts. Soone wrapped thermal blankets around Cel and Monica. Another dic tried to examine my arms, took one look at the burns, and imdiately started yelling for advanced burn treatnt.

I sat down hard on the grass, suddenly aware that my legs had stopped working entirely.

Nel materialized a notification directly in my vision.

[LEVEL UP ACHIEVED]

[ALL ATTRIBUTES RESET TO F-0]

[TRUE VALUES HIDDEN: MULTIPLIER ACTIVE]

[NEW BASELINE ESTABLISHED]

The world tilted sideways.

Soone caught

before I hit the dirt. Cel’s face swam into focus above mine, her periwinkle eyes wide with concern.

"Satori? Stay with . Don’t you dare pass out."

"Not passing out," I managed. "Just resting my eyes."

"That’s literally what passing out is, you idiot."

Fair point.

The VHC dic appeared with a syringe full of sothing glowing. "This will help with the pain."

"Will it make

high?"

"Extrely."

"Good enough."

The needle bit into my arm. Warmth spread through my veins, chasing away the worst of the burning sensation.

My vision went soft around the edges. The sky beca very interesting. Had it always been that particular shade of blue? That was a really good blue.

Cel’s face hovered above mine, and I noticed for the first ti that she had a tiny freckle on her left cheekbone. Cute. Weird thing to notice while potentially dying, but there it was.

"You kissed ," I said, the words coming out without permission from my brain.

Her cheeks flushed. "You kissed

back."

"Yeah. Seed rude not to."

She laughed, the sound surprising both of us.

"You’re impossible."

"I get that a lot too."

The dic returned with a stretcher, and several people tried to load

onto it. I protested. Loudly. Using words that made Cel cover her mouth to hide a smile.

They ignored

and strapped

down anyway.

As they carried

toward the waiting dical transport, I caught Cel’s eyes one more ti.

She stood there in the afternoon light, her silver-white hair catching the sun, her combat gear torn and bloody, looking absolutely destroyed.

And she was smiling.

"Don’t die on the way to the hospital," she called out. "I’ll be very annoyed if you survive the Arborist just to die from an infection."

"Wouldn’t dream of it, Princess."

Her glare promised retribution.

I grinned and let the drugs pull

under.

The infirmary slled like antiseptic and burnt flesh. Probably my burnt flesh, which was deeply unpleasant to think about.

I woke up in a private room with soft lighting and the rhythmic beeping of a heart monitor that suggested I was, in fact, still alive. Progress.

My arms were wrapped in so kind of gel-infused bandages that glowed faintly blue. The burns didn’t hurt anymore, which either ant the treatnt was working or I’d finally achieved that sweet, sweet nerve death.

Nel appeared the mont my eyes opened, her blue interface window hovering like an overexcited puppy.

You’re awake! Finally! Do you have any idea how boring it is watching you sleep? The Audience started making fan theories about whether you’d enter a coma and we’d need to do a whole ’searching for the protagonist’s soul’ arc.

"How long was I out?"

Six hours. Dr. Death put you under while she treated the burns. Apparently, you were being ’unnecessarily vocal’ about the pain.

I tried to sit up. My ribs imdiately vetoed this decision.

Don’t move, idiot. You’re still healing. Here, let

show you the good news.

A new window materialized, displaying my updated status.

My eyes widened.

Level 3.

All my visible stats sat at F-0, exactly as expected. But beneath that surface layer, the hidden values showed my actual power.

Strength: 6,250 (hidden)

Endurance: 6,250 (hidden)

Dexterity: 6,250 (hidden)

Agility: 6,250 (hidden)

Magic: 6,250 (hidden)

The multiplier had kicked in. Again.

I’d gone from struggling with C-Rank threats to having stats that would make most B-Rank Hunters weep into their protein shakes.

And that’s not even the best part, Nel said, her voice smug. Check your titles.

I pulled up the title screen.

[NEW TITLE ACQUIRED: THE GARDENER’S BANE]

[EFFECT:

10% damage against Plant-type entities. All botanical life recognizes you as friend or liberator. Plants will naturally grow toward your presence.]

[NEW TITLE ACQUIRED: BLACK GATE SURVIVOR]

[EFFECT:

15% resistance to dinsional anomalies and psychic attacks. ntal fortitude increased when facing impossible odds.]

The rewards kept coming.

[NEW ABILITY UNLOCKED: VERDANT COMMAND]

[RANK: GOLD]

[EFFECT: Allows the user to communicate with and request assistance from all plant life within a 50-ter radius. Plants will respond based on their individual consciousness and the user’s relationship with them. More intelligent flora require greater persuasion.]

I stared at the description.

"I can talk to plants now."

Yes! Isn’t it wonderful? You’re like a Disney princess, except with more murder and questionable life choices!

"This is your fault."

My fault? I’m just the System interface. Bla Apollo for the gacha pulls. Or bla the First Tree for liking you. Or bla yourself for being so irresistibly charming that even ancient cosmic vegetation wants to be your friend.

The door opened, interrupting my internal argunt with my cosmic parasite.

Cel walked in, looking significantly better than when I’d last seen her. She’d showered, changed into a fresh uniform, and her hair was brushed and perfect again. The white streaks had faded back to normal.

She stopped when she saw I was awake. "You’re up."

"Apparently. The drugs wore off."

"How do you feel?"

"Like I got in a fight with a bonfire and lost."

She crossed to the bedside, pulled up a chair, sat down with that perfect posture that scread expensive etiquette training.

Then she grabbed my hand, the one that wasn’t wrapped in glowing bandages.

"Thank you," she said quietly. "For not leaving

down there. For giving

the choice to stay or go."

"Don’t thank . I’m still using you to get to your sister."

"I know." She squeezed my hand. "But you’re also the first person who’s ever asked if I wanted to be used first."

I had absolutely no idea how to respond to that level of honesty.

So I did what I always did when emotions got too real. Changed the subject.

"How’s everyone else?"

"Exhausted. Monica won’t stop talking about the plants. Jacob’s writing a fifteen-page report about dinsional variance. Noah is hovering outside your door like a guard dog." Cel’s lips twitched. "Braxton said to tell you that if you ever volunteer for another Black Gate, he’ll personally throw you into the next one himself."

"Sounds fair."

We sat in comfortable silence. Her thumb traced small circles on the back of my hand.

Nel chose that mont to be helpful.

The Bond Rank increased. She’s at Confidante now. One more rank and you unlock the second Imbuent Slot. Two more after that and she generates passive SP for you daily.

I already knew. The notification had popped up the mont Cel touched my hand.

But what Nel didn’t say, what the System carefully avoided ntioning, was that I’d just spent seven hours in hell with this girl. Watched her freeze an entire battlefield despite her exhaustion. Caught her when she fell. Let her tend to my wounds even though she could barely stand.

And sowhere in all that chaos and violence and desperate survival, sothing had shifted.

She wasn’t just Seraphina Vance’s sister anymore. Wasn’t just a key to unlock my father’s files.

She was Cel. The girl who punched

when I was being an idiot. Who kissed

in the ruins of a cosmic garden. Who chose to stay when running would’ve been smarter.

The realization settled in my chest like a stone.

I was absolutely screwed.

Oh no, Nel said, her voice delighted. You’re catching feelings. Actual, genuine feelings. This is amazing. The Audience is going to love this character developnt!

"Shut up," I muttered.

Cel’s eyebrows rose. "I didn’t say anything."

"Not you. The annoying voice in my head."

"Should I be concerned about that?"

"Probably."

She smiled, soft and genuine, and my stupid heart did sothing complicated in response.

Yeah.

Definitely screwed.

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